Knightdale High School - K Dalian Yearbook (Knightdale, NC)

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IRL FRIEND: DID ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS RIDE JOKES -To-EE: ADMIRE IT. Two OF THEM RECOGNIZED IT. ADMIRE YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING? 'AND wHAT IS THE REASON FoR WISHING TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER?' ASKED THE FATHER, --PUZZLED, THE YOUNG MAN SCRATCHED HIS HEAD, PGNDERED A SECOND, THEN ANSWERED, NI HAVE NO REASON, I'M IN LOVE.n 'YOU'RE LETTING YOUR soN DRIVE YOUR CAR?n WYES, HE'S TOO YOUNG T0 BE TRUSTED AS A PEDESTRIAN,n MR. BOWERSg 'AREN'T You ASHAMED T0 BE CALLED INTo THIS OFFICE so OFTEN?n . STUDENT: NWHY No, SIR. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS SORT OF A RESPEGT- ABLE PLACE.n WYGUR ESSAY ON 'MY MOTHER' IS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR BROTHER'S, WORD FOR WORD,n I WYES, MA'AM. WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER.' HTHIS IS THE FIFTH TIME You HAvE BEEN BROUGHT BEFORE ME FOR SPEED- ING,n SAID THE JUDGE SEVERELY, u WYES, YOUR HONOR,n SMILED THE OFFENDER. WHEN I LIKE A FELLow I GENERALLY GIVE HIM ALL MY BUSINESS,u ANN, JAMES, nWHAT IN THE woRLD IS THE MATTER WITH YoUR EAR?n dAMESg WELL, A FELLOW TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND I THOUGHT HE SAID T0 STAND UP.n WOMAN TO HUSBAND AS SHE ARRIvEs HOME WITH AUTO SMASHED IN FRONT: 'AND THE POLICEMAN wAS so NIGE ABOUT IT. HE ASKED ME IF I'D LIKE FOR THE CITY TO REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLES.n A MIDDLE-AGED woMAN LOST HER BALANCE HURRYINGMHOME FROM A SHOPPING EXPEDITION, AND FELL INTO A GARBAGE CANA A GHINAMAN PASSING BY sAw HER AND REMARKED, WAMELIGANS vELLY WASTEFUL: THAT woMAN GOOD FOR TEN YEARS YET,n ' A COUNTRY BOY AND A CITY LAD WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, COMING TOWARD THEM WERE PRODUCTS OF THE BEAUTY PARLOR, WlTHg SGARLET FINGER NAILS, DRUG STORE COMPLEXION, PERMANENT WAVE AND GAUDY LIP- STICK, THE GITY Dov ASKED4 HWHAT DO You THINK OF THAT?n THE COUNTRY Dov RERLIED, NMUST HAVE BEEN MIGHTY POOR SOIL TO REQUIRE gf so MUCH TOP DRESSING.n JOKE EDITOR BETTY RUTH BROA 'LL X 00