Klondike High School - Prospector Yearbook (West Lafayette, IN)

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Class Prophecy Last night the wedding ceremony of Bud Kinzer and his secretary Joan Misner was performed in the Church by the Side of the Road of Nobody Knows Where, located near Klondike Graveyard. Reverend William Buck officiated. fMr. Buck runs Popcorn Shack No. 15 at Klondike, for pin money., Albert Maxwell, chief errand boy for Roth Florists, arranged the beautiful spray of dandelions and petunias which decked the altar. The bride wore a stunning burlap gown designed by Miss Jean Sheets, designer for Sheets Slipshod Suits, Inc. She was attended by Miss Shirley Redding, ace model for Jim's Jersey Jacket and Jumper Joint, and the former Lois Morehouse, who resides with her husband and 7 children at No. 10. Daisy petals were strewn among the guests by the little Mertz children .... Sarah, Sadie, Susie, Sally, and Soapsuds. The most extraordinary music was furnished by Kay Crider and his 100 piece band Kit used to be 4 pieces, but something brokej. A vocal selection My Buddy was sung by the up-and-coming soap opera singer, Miss Dorthy Kaufman. At the reception held in the church balcony, the Misses Ruth Golden and Barbara Cole served refreshments, consisting of soda crackers and water. Out of town guests included: Miss Barbara Magart, Head Nurse of Ward PDQ in the Magart, Magart, Magart, and Magart Hospital at Podunkburg, Tennessee, the former JuneTrost, manufacturer of Sure-sleep Slumber Pills ..... each pill contains a small quantity of strychnine to insure a lasting peaceful slumber: Miss Eleanor Rawles, President of the Our Motto is Higher Platform Shoe Company fEleanor is still trying to prove she is taller than Don Taylorji Donald Taylor and George Miller, members of the Boston Braves team.. Don is shortstop and George is waterboy. He turns on the automatic water faucet and Don stops it short so that the bucket won't run over. The couple will take an extended honeymoon trip to the sideroad by the diary farm of multimillionaire Al Hainje, to renew fond memories of their court- ship days. 15