Klondike High School - Prospector Yearbook (West Lafayette, IN)

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I Mr. Demoret is my teacher, I shall not pass. He maketh me to write essays in the assembly: he teacheth above my head. He giveth me zeros: he leadeth me into the office for my grades' sake. Yea, though I walk through the halls of K.H.S.. I shall fear no A's, for history bores me-- The noon bell, it comforts me. He puzzlest me with questions in the presence of mine classmates, He giveth me a test: I must take it over. Surely Zeros and essays will follow me all the days of my life and i will dwell in the assembly forever. 11 First Motorist: I love the beauties of the countryside. Second Motorist: So do I. Sometimes I give 'em a lift. n .,...,m.l.-..-l-1 Teacher: Surely you know what the word mirror means, Tommy. After you've washed, what do you look at to see if your face is clean? Tommy: The towel. - The lads at Overman's were exchanging stories about their experiences with the opposite sex. AwI sniffed one. Girls are a dime a dozen! Gee, sighed a younger lad who had remained silent until now, and all this time I've been buying jelly beans! In his room at the f tate institution sat a man whose only article of clothing was a hat. Look, friend, an attendant said, that's no way to be sitting around. Why don't you put some clothes on? Why should I? repleid the inmate. No- body ever comes to see me. But why wear a hat? Oh, shrugged the other, somebody might come. . Daddy: What was all that noise? Snooks: I was playing bridge with little Robespierref' Daddy: Playing bridge? Snooks: Yeah, I stretched him between two chairs and walked across him. - One of the girls in the senior class had received an engagement ring the night before but to her dismay no one at high school noticed it. Finally in the afternoon, when her friends were sitting around talking, she stood up suddenly. My, it's hot in here, she announced. I think I'll take off my ring. m1.1.-1--- Daughter: I told William he musn't see me anymore. Mother: What did he do then? Daughter: He turned oof the lights. mlgm-1--1 Visitor: And what will you do, little girl, when you get as big as Mother? Little Girl: Diet. Qij JUG Ei! lgrggfx - H H995 '44 f ik I 53' .225 K - 1 . K: ff rkfe K Cf D ' A J5,C.,,g .,v .af JV,5 Al? 62.