Kitchener Waterloo Collegiate and Vocational School - Grumbler Yearbook (Kitchener, Ontario Canada)

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I66 THE GRUMBLER C40Illllll.lIIPfLfS of . . Royal Fruit Company 555 KING Wesr PHONE 6-6501 KITCIIENER, ONT. C'0lIl1JIiI7l6fLl.S of Provincial Tire Company DOMINION TIRES Recapping - Vulcanizing King St. at Breithaupt Phone 2-I-123 FOOTBALL fC4mtinued from page 301 took a tube of nitro-glycerine for the tooth paste. One bright November afternoon when a football game was in pro- gress, as the Prof. was strolling across Victoria Park, unconscious of the danger that menaced him, a line plunge was made in his direc- tion. When the steam shovel and excavating crew had succeeded in removing Prof. Noots' remains from the gridiron, he was rushed to the hospital, Where he lay in an oxygen tent for six months. At last his strength returned and, with the first breath he drew, he swore to expose to the world the pitfalls and dangers of the game of foot- ball. According to the Professor, and I quote: Football is a highly or- ganized fracas in which two groups of eleven men fight for sixty min- utes for possession of an inliatec, bag. When one player succeeds in gaining possession of it he is promptly born to the ground and kicked, mangled, strangled and suffocated into submission. At intervals, continues I. B., a play- er steps back and proceeds to try and kick the teeth out of the op- posing players near him. Period- ically a bruised and battered war- rior is carried out of the fray to the cheers of the assembled multi- tude. After thirty minutes the teams drag themselves off the field for a rest while the coaches make a speech on better methods of mak- ing the enemy into undertakers' clients. At the end of the game the crowd files out of the stadium. com- plaining because of the few corpses produced by the afternoon's fray. The Professor advises any young man who is thinking of taking up the game of football to turn to Hlontinued on page ITS' lXVl'l!'lIl'lIUl'..S .llosf lvl?-fllllf-Clllllfllg SIIIPIPIAI' House DARl.lNG'S BOOK STCRE 319 King St. West Phone 2-4218 PUBLIC AND SECONDARY SCHOOL SUPPLIES OFFICE SUPPLIES - TOYS - GAMES - BOOKSTORE SUPPLIES GIFTS IN ABUNDANCE

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