Kitchener Waterloo Collegiate and Vocational School - Grumbler Yearbook (Kitchener, Ontario Canada)

Page 72 text:

THE GRUMBLER U7 A Compfeie Line ARTISTS SUPPLIES 9 0.0 CANVAS PANELS OIL PAINTS - STUDENT TUBES SKETCH BOXES STUDIO EASELS 81 SQUARE PALETTES WATER COLORS BRUSHES, Etc. geviile Gaim 328 King St. West Phone 2-1861 OVAL M1'. MacMillan: And what on earth ever made you write such a paragraph as that? Ernie Dyck: I quoted it from Dickens, s-ir. Mr. MacMillan: Beautiful lines, aren t they? I I , Ruth Schneider: Why don't you buy a coupe to come up here in, Frank? It would be so convenient I Turner: Oh, they aren't so good. I see lots of them stalled along the road- every night. Nancy Tweed: May I see the captain? Sailor: He's forward, miss. Nancy Tweed: Oh, I'm not afraid. I've been out with lots of boys from K.C.I. if X1 ii Ann: I wonder if he'll love me when my hair has turned to grey? Phil: Why not? He's loved you through every other color, hasn't he? fi: :ic 5: Mr. Montgomery: The class will now name the lower forms of ani- mal life beginning with Delmar Tomanf' Harvey Clarke: Should I put more fire into my jokes? Nellie Pitcher: You should put more of your jokes into the tire. Harvey Clarke: I did. And the fire roared! MQW 'Y M ' CS 3 In Neil Carson. A XI D The afternoon was very hot and. studying Latin irregular verbs was not exactly: conducive to clear and active thinking, so little Johnny Jones found himself dozing off. The buzz of the cicadi and the steady mumble of classroom chatter be- came fainter and fainter, as Johnny slipped into oblivion. As the swirling confusion of thoughts cleared, Johnny found himself standing on a crowded street-corner in a busy metropolis. Summoning up his courage, Johnny began to wander down this A Mother's Care To All You Wear PEARL LAUNDRY CLEANERS Sz DYERS PHoN1-: 4-4735 RUG SHAMPOOERS 90 QUEEN ST. SOUTH

Page 71 text:

l 56 THE GRUMBLER Anafysis of a Boy Af'ter a male baby has grown out of long clothes and triangles and has acquired pants, freckles, and so much dirt that relatives do not dare to kiss it between meals, it becomes a BOY. A boy is Nature's answer to that false belief that there is no such thing as perpetual motion. A boy can swim like a fish, run like a deer, climb like a squir- rel, balk like a mule, bellow like a bull, eat like a pig, or act like a jackass according to climatic con-- ditions. He is a piece of skin stretched over an appetiteg a noise covered with smudges. He is called a tor- nado because he comes at the most unexpected times, hits the most unexpected places, and leaves everything a wreck behind him. He is a growing animal of super- lative promise, to .be fed, watered, and taken care ofg he is a joy for- ever, a periodic nuisance, the prob- lem of our times, the hope of a nation. Boys faithfully imitate their dads, in spite of all efforts to teach them good manners. A boy, if not washed too often and if kept in a cool, quiet place after each acci- dent, will survive broken bones, hornets, swimming holes, fights. and nine helpings of pie. ff, . I ---- Joan Koenig: My dad is an Elk, a Lion, and a Moose. Isabelle Liddle: What does it cost to see him? Luke Ritchie: What is your idea of heaven '? Dick lVIacTavish: Methuselah's age, and Solomonis wives. M nun , l m fi X, '1.'UlIIlIll.lIlt'I1fS of Prouclfoot Motors Limited KITCI l li X ICH UX'l'.-Xliltl

Page 73 text:

158 THE GRUMBLER Flowers Whisper What Ompllments of Words Cannot Say' fmma M gfzaape 1 , - . LTD qfottit ACKER FURNII URE fo I l KWCHENER 227 King west - Phone 2-2732 TELEPHONE 4-4451 KITCHENER 4 QUEEN STREET NORTH Store? H1 Guelph - Stratford - Narnia strange street. He looked around him in amazement. Flanking the street on both sides were tall queer- Ey shaped buildings built mostly of glass. Over head, sleek stream- lined vehicles whizzed here and there on separate mysterious mis- sions. Beholding all this, Johnny thought that he must be in some great city of the future, but he did not know what country he was in. All about him, people were jabbering in an unknown tongue. Spotting a street sign farther down the way. he headed for it. thinking he might he able to gain some clue as to his whereabouts. lnstead, he got quite a jolt for, -.-:-: ,.: 'E:tE2:1-l:Ig2-'-:-.1:!:32:1:Ig2gIg2-:1:5:i:f:I:I:1:21252525:95:I:S:Ig1sg:3:3:g-:2:C:?:2g2g:::::::5 ':f:5:Ig:,k,.,, s printed on the sign in large letters. were the words Ontario Via . Why, that looks like Latin. thought Johnny, and Ontario . . . why, this must he Canada! and they're speaking Latin! Oh, no! Not Latin! Not in Canadaf' . . . yet there it was, down in black and white. Horritied at what he had dis- covered, he looked about him and saw that people no longer greeted with a friendly Hya Jo I . Instead. with a hearty slap on the hack. they gave forth with VVell carthaginien- sum postuayissel adyrsarios Verce- narii Joe! You old opulentissimaf' Dumhfounded at this. and feeling very lonely in this terrihle new world. Johnny shyly walked on . . .-.-:-:IS-rf:3:325:15535IET:f:2:5:2:f15If233E:I5:-. :-:-ze... l - - X .Q-:-:75F:ffT:f:' :1:2I:i:5135:Z-'-' '- - .,.- 'b s - .-'-',:-aw -,'.- A-. EI 'IEEE-5:'-I-I-I-S:5:12112-I-I-I-r1:3:f:1:2:f:4.I:I:,-- ,N:-::4:I:Igiqrgrgrg:-:q:g5:f:fRig:-q::q:3:5g:-:E:'- I-N Ny:-:IQ:-Q:qEE:2:3:I:25:::5:g5:5:f:f::2:2sg .. .... . .-.-.-:4:-:V:-s:-ac-:1:1s-:-:V-4-3 5,3243,14-1.3:4:-:-:-:-:-ge-g.g.-:-:4-:V:V:-: :V,.,.-1-1-:-.V:-:-:-:.:rg:::g:::-:V:-:-:-:V:r:rg::q.-:V: . :tl :. ,.:, -2:55q:g:::::::::r:1g:g::rg:::g:::5:-15:55::gi.,.::::5g:gg::::335:g.- .-.-::E1f'S-55:55:55:1-yazrzga . '.V',.g:-aa.21:115151123:f:::r:rf.f:5:f:1-f-2-1-'--:rVr:r1r1'J:5'2-V H 'T'11-i:IV2--rV:-':rf15:E:5fr:gr:r:r:11-f:,51, h , .,.::gwQ:.:.51:::+-f..-5, -f-:-:-:V:V:-1.5:11:-:-:-1-f...V 5-:-1' , - ' V 's-g.:.:q:1:-:-:-:V:V:V:-sg.g.:.:...-.-:Az-A.: -Y .-4:-:.gq.g.,..,.:.--:-: . .- 1 V ' 1 -.-.-.g.I.g:-:4:-:-:-:V:4:-:-::-,,. .gsaegg:.:.5.:.V:::::f:::-4- .-.-..5::-:-:...:.-L-.5-.5 Vg.-912 5' ' :-:-'2:C:I-2-:-:-:e-:-:-:iz-:-42-1-:-xx:-:-:A:A:-:V::-:-5 '+ -x 'fm' K -YIQI-Nr: WAND' - N I x - 1-'-.-.fir-'-:irz-Q'-:4:V:,g.E-:-:-:-Era. ssgst 2-15551-.E1?if??i5I-I5 ffifiiiifiiirffifiiliiif'FE F ' 'FEEEI1:S:I:f:5:E:fE:x-.-. k5I33:i:2E::i- we ..I525:5:2:f:1 I- '-rw . r'-: . V ff V - v. 'V:-if-.5 X .-,-:-:-:-:':-1-mg'-'::-:4 ,gp-.V.V:-: :-:Vx :: 1 - -:4:.:.:.g:g:-. -, -'- -1 . - - '--.:r.-.+.V. .V V -- :s:::-:-. Nc-s.f4-.:.- is X Ml! ENGHAVERS TEL 4 4583 86 QUEENS? SOUTH KITCHENER 0141? X XXX . Q N 1, ' ---. V. - V b '- 1 ' V-tg.-A v-gg:-:-.-' ,.::5:5:355555:5:Qgf' 1f'1 . K '-V'-VS 'ffS:i::,5:r:55r5QsE:5:g:5E2E5E5E?gi52 'f-'.'- -'VE155Eg5: ...:54:s:s:5:5s22P2: - 'r ..z:s:5:f:s:sg:f V v .-EEzr?r5rE:E:3::.5 '1rE3:5:5,,, -:sf if frsfizf.3:5:5:5:-5'E:r:-3 1' 552525255 f ' ' ' 93325555-551 , ' 0 1sEs:rS:s:s:5:asE1s .15-ax. -:1:5:5g5:gga:::5w-'- -gfV:V::x -f:zgsgsgsPsiSsEE- gms 'jigiiiiffiir , .:-:ree SXS:::r-I-' .ff x 'sg:1:V. . ,,.gs:5:s:se:5-- Q ... xx.,- ..-:3:,f53E5EiS1I 2555555 :.j:,:5:5:5g:5::q:-. ii' isszirr -i ,sE:E:335:5:r.':51- f 23551: ' is 5-I 'Q :ffrr . -5.5:g:5:5sfe:::1::.:., -- o , :av ' -.':r.f.'r.-E.' -I-I-I'Z-'PI-.C'I.' 'ifl-I-'Sub . S8323-Q' -TIE: fIE1E:E:IE1E2EfE2EII'i' jf:1:2E2lfEYE'.,.':j. . ' qw R-.5521-i ' S':12Ea5S'V-:f1-fV.:w...1-- V .- V'V:.:..S.:.-:V.'.::1-. 0 Q' ' 2:I5fE2E'Sfi1511r:i2:fE!F:Q- :IIEEEZSE-ii2:1:'-553:52:1151--1-'fVr:I:-5151231-f'1E ':2i'f'E-I.-: ' - . S : ' --4ffar:2:ati:5:25:1:f:1:::1::1:f:'-1.'-' r.:e.:s.x ., , xX.,,..g'--I ' 'I::::-:-::V:4:-:V:1:f::::,-:-:-- uw- :Q ': X :Lal-A-:4:f:I:2:F:V: -vial ' -- - '45152525fEfE:5:5:5:-sffifflglllf: NS X 4.-:I:-E2E:1:1:f:2f2ErErE:E:5:32:23 . X '-14I'I-14I-::2:E2515:5:2:rs:rEr?ErE::.5-:Era--EEarEr5:2r:r::::Er5251515'5:f.r:11f:rEfEa-Sri' 4EEr..: V V . . Us ' ..-:rfEer'i' A -111:2-5:95:31:fs:seers5:1fs:5.5:1:s:5:.:,.f::sts-s:s:e:5.s-rf-.1.,.:s:1:s:s:s:5:f.:EB ,. .f..'.1:VV1:::-::::, . . -.gf-'ifs''SIP-'N'V'xY'XX ' WV.. ., sos, -, i , .-.sax s- ....- - . -A--lszrzr:f.5:5:gg:g:5:1:r:a::--+'-'-'' r:5:5:::5:53:E:E:5:5:g,x '-:::5:5:g:j.:: i, . .Q .,,.-:V-f-Q, .f :fly - .5lf'f'5 . t g ::5:.55::,5:gsQ- . X .X x.Q.-wreak sq :wxfx N X YM-:I-,g3kk:5:f3q..5 In 4:-1-:-ri:-:-:-:f:2g:s-aa '- -:-:-: f:i:2:f,- w N . - . . .,s.Q21-321521:-:-:-:2:'.r1 -' 'Afi5555f2Sr?r5:E:s:25E5Sl3fs:- X 's1fs.-, e - .4.:f:5.-:ss . -:.-N...-.-.-.....9552-3E:-fr-ElE21ff'i-'f ' V '::2:2:r:1:I1f:..:::I:r:-:1:2:r:r.'.E I' - X f's.1:1r.---f:V:j.2:-.-,r-5.1:...,:-1-..V:g:g.-.tw-X-t ' -.-.-:-:f:n:f.5:5:2:2:2:f::I:E:-:f:f:-:rrrifx-:V:f5f2:-.I-r::::::fr::5:.:5:r-rp.,:.::h-:i:r:-rss,rgr:-1:5-'f-fr'-1rr:r:5:':-:1:2- . f - .. .. sys EX X X . X . .. ..., , . ., . . . . X90 5 N mpg