Kitchener Waterloo Collegiate and Vocational School - Grumbler Yearbook (Kitchener, Ontario Canada)

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l 56 THE GRUMBLER Anafysis of a Boy Af'ter a male baby has grown out of long clothes and triangles and has acquired pants, freckles, and so much dirt that relatives do not dare to kiss it between meals, it becomes a BOY. A boy is Nature's answer to that false belief that there is no such thing as perpetual motion. A boy can swim like a fish, run like a deer, climb like a squir- rel, balk like a mule, bellow like a bull, eat like a pig, or act like a jackass according to climatic con-- ditions. He is a piece of skin stretched over an appetiteg a noise covered with smudges. He is called a tor- nado because he comes at the most unexpected times, hits the most unexpected places, and leaves everything a wreck behind him. He is a growing animal of super- lative promise, to .be fed, watered, and taken care ofg he is a joy for- ever, a periodic nuisance, the prob- lem of our times, the hope of a nation. Boys faithfully imitate their dads, in spite of all efforts to teach them good manners. A boy, if not washed too often and if kept in a cool, quiet place after each acci- dent, will survive broken bones, hornets, swimming holes, fights. and nine helpings of pie. ff, . I ---- Joan Koenig: My dad is an Elk, a Lion, and a Moose. Isabelle Liddle: What does it cost to see him? Luke Ritchie: What is your idea of heaven '? Dick lVIacTavish: Methuselah's age, and Solomonis wives. M nun , l m fi X, '1.'UlIIlIll.lIlt'I1fS of Prouclfoot Motors Limited KITCI l li X ICH UX'l'.-Xliltl

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THE GRUMBLER 155 Shop at D I N K E L'S For Economy and Value Au thorized Distributors of BULOVA - WESTFIELD - ROLEX WATCHES Rings are Our Specialty You describe it . . . We can mrzlre ir. DlNKEL'S JEWELLERY 127 King St. E. COpp. City Hallb Kitchener Whats your name ? demanded the speed cop. Aubrey Llewelln Brynmawr of Clywdf' was the reply. The cop eyed the offender sternly and put his notebook away. Well, don't let me catch you again, he said severely. And Mr. O'Connell drove quietly away. gi :ga Miss Snider: Now, can someone tell me what the loud noise at the end of act two in Macbeth is ? Roy Weaver: Yes, that's Dun- can kicking the bucket. ic .31 M. Koegler: Waterloo is a unique town. Jun-ior Foell: Unique'? M. Koegler: Yes-from the Latin, 'unus' meaning one, and 'equ1s', horse. Mr. Ziegler: Well, everything I say goes. Clayt. Derstine: Swell. Come on out front and tell it to the Ford. B. Shelly: Say! Do you think you're good looking? Jack Brock: No, But what is my opinion compared to that ot' hundreds of girls. gr Bob Goldsworthy feels sure that Poe was crazy, anyhow he's heard of his 'Raven'. Dedicated to Alan Butler in his Physics period: I sit me down in class to sleep, I pray my notes my chum will keep. If I should snore before I wake. Poke my ribs for pity's sake. Mr. MacMillan bought a little radvio set, and a few days later one of his students asked him how he liked it. Well, it's all right to listen to, he said, but the little bulbs are nae too guid to read by. GOLDING TYPILWRITBR CCDMPANY CHorne of the ROYAL Typewriterj Sales 1 Service : Rentals All Makes 24 BENTOX STREET Typcwrlters PHONE T-T671

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THE GRUMBLER U7 A Compfeie Line ARTISTS SUPPLIES 9 0.0 CANVAS PANELS OIL PAINTS - STUDENT TUBES SKETCH BOXES STUDIO EASELS 81 SQUARE PALETTES WATER COLORS BRUSHES, Etc. geviile Gaim 328 King St. West Phone 2-1861 OVAL M1'. MacMillan: And what on earth ever made you write such a paragraph as that? Ernie Dyck: I quoted it from Dickens, s-ir. Mr. MacMillan: Beautiful lines, aren t they? I I , Ruth Schneider: Why don't you buy a coupe to come up here in, Frank? It would be so convenient I Turner: Oh, they aren't so good. I see lots of them stalled along the road- every night. Nancy Tweed: May I see the captain? Sailor: He's forward, miss. Nancy Tweed: Oh, I'm not afraid. I've been out with lots of boys from K.C.I. if X1 ii Ann: I wonder if he'll love me when my hair has turned to grey? Phil: Why not? He's loved you through every other color, hasn't he? fi: :ic 5: Mr. Montgomery: The class will now name the lower forms of ani- mal life beginning with Delmar Tomanf' Harvey Clarke: Should I put more fire into my jokes? Nellie Pitcher: You should put more of your jokes into the tire. Harvey Clarke: I did. And the fire roared! MQW 'Y M ' CS 3 In Neil Carson. A XI D The afternoon was very hot and. studying Latin irregular verbs was not exactly: conducive to clear and active thinking, so little Johnny Jones found himself dozing off. The buzz of the cicadi and the steady mumble of classroom chatter be- came fainter and fainter, as Johnny slipped into oblivion. As the swirling confusion of thoughts cleared, Johnny found himself standing on a crowded street-corner in a busy metropolis. Summoning up his courage, Johnny began to wander down this A Mother's Care To All You Wear PEARL LAUNDRY CLEANERS Sz DYERS PHoN1-: 4-4735 RUG SHAMPOOERS 90 QUEEN ST. SOUTH