Kitchener Waterloo Collegiate and Vocational School - Grumbler Yearbook (Kitchener, Ontario Canada)

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THE GRUMBLER 155 Shop at D I N K E L'S For Economy and Value Au thorized Distributors of BULOVA - WESTFIELD - ROLEX WATCHES Rings are Our Specialty You describe it . . . We can mrzlre ir. DlNKEL'S JEWELLERY 127 King St. E. COpp. City Hallb Kitchener Whats your name ? demanded the speed cop. Aubrey Llewelln Brynmawr of Clywdf' was the reply. The cop eyed the offender sternly and put his notebook away. Well, don't let me catch you again, he said severely. And Mr. O'Connell drove quietly away. gi :ga Miss Snider: Now, can someone tell me what the loud noise at the end of act two in Macbeth is ? Roy Weaver: Yes, that's Dun- can kicking the bucket. ic .31 M. Koegler: Waterloo is a unique town. Jun-ior Foell: Unique'? M. Koegler: Yes-from the Latin, 'unus' meaning one, and 'equ1s', horse. Mr. Ziegler: Well, everything I say goes. Clayt. Derstine: Swell. Come on out front and tell it to the Ford. B. Shelly: Say! Do you think you're good looking? Jack Brock: No, But what is my opinion compared to that ot' hundreds of girls. gr Bob Goldsworthy feels sure that Poe was crazy, anyhow he's heard of his 'Raven'. Dedicated to Alan Butler in his Physics period: I sit me down in class to sleep, I pray my notes my chum will keep. If I should snore before I wake. Poke my ribs for pity's sake. Mr. MacMillan bought a little radvio set, and a few days later one of his students asked him how he liked it. Well, it's all right to listen to, he said, but the little bulbs are nae too guid to read by. GOLDING TYPILWRITBR CCDMPANY CHorne of the ROYAL Typewriterj Sales 1 Service : Rentals All Makes 24 BENTOX STREET Typcwrlters PHONE T-T671

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I5-1 THE GRUMBLER Com plinz en ts of THE SHERVVIN-WILLIAMS Co.. LTD. Sl Qtiizigx ST. SoL'T11 Kircgmixrgu. ONT. ARTISTS' SIIPPLIES Mike Newelt: How is it, Anne- -79: lies, that you never grow taller. Annelies Jansen: It's because my parents feed me on short cakes and condensed milk. .31 zfz Mr. Van de Water must be an optimist. He sent to the drug store for a bottle of hair restorer and said, You'd better send along a brush and comb, too. Dearest Joan: I could swim the widest ocean for one glance from your lovely eyes. I could walk through a wall of flames for a touch of your sweet hand. I could leap the broadest river for a word from your beauti- ful lips. As always, Murray S. P.S.-I'll be over on Friday night. if it doesn't rain. Mr. Minielly: You don't know what it is to realize ambition. A. Highman: Yes I do. When I was young I wanted to wear long pants. Now I wear them longer than anybody. :gi :gz Mr. Montgomery: Describe the mechanism of a steam shovel. Don Post: Don't kid me. You can't carry steam in a shovel. You. the young men and women who are about Io earn your own living. will Hnd many employment advantages at ELICCTHOHOMIC. If you are interested in the metal or wood- working trades. in radio. clerical or secretarial work. we suggest that you rome to see us. Nlodern working conditions and 1-apalwle supervision make l'il.l'iC'lIHOl'lONll'f a good place to work. 'The 1.06111 COIIIINIIIWY ll'l'flI II .kntional Uzzllooku DOMINION Employment Office Interviews 8 - ll a.m. INDUSTRIES LTD. - 39 Edward Street -- 5 Days a Week

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l 56 THE GRUMBLER Anafysis of a Boy Af'ter a male baby has grown out of long clothes and triangles and has acquired pants, freckles, and so much dirt that relatives do not dare to kiss it between meals, it becomes a BOY. A boy is Nature's answer to that false belief that there is no such thing as perpetual motion. A boy can swim like a fish, run like a deer, climb like a squir- rel, balk like a mule, bellow like a bull, eat like a pig, or act like a jackass according to climatic con-- ditions. He is a piece of skin stretched over an appetiteg a noise covered with smudges. He is called a tor- nado because he comes at the most unexpected times, hits the most unexpected places, and leaves everything a wreck behind him. He is a growing animal of super- lative promise, to .be fed, watered, and taken care ofg he is a joy for- ever, a periodic nuisance, the prob- lem of our times, the hope of a nation. Boys faithfully imitate their dads, in spite of all efforts to teach them good manners. A boy, if not washed too often and if kept in a cool, quiet place after each acci- dent, will survive broken bones, hornets, swimming holes, fights. and nine helpings of pie. ff, . I ---- Joan Koenig: My dad is an Elk, a Lion, and a Moose. Isabelle Liddle: What does it cost to see him? Luke Ritchie: What is your idea of heaven '? Dick lVIacTavish: Methuselah's age, and Solomonis wives. M nun , l m fi X, '1.'UlIIlIll.lIlt'I1fS of Prouclfoot Motors Limited KITCI l li X ICH UX'l'.-Xliltl