Kitchener Waterloo Collegiate and Vocational School - Grumbler Yearbook (Kitchener, Ontario Canada)

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Com plim crzls of IVIAcCAl.I.UM'S CIGAR STORE Be .ll6Cl.SUf6lI b x' WAS!-IBURN fl! f-nsfs no nmrw l lv ONTAI-:Io ST. KITQHEXEH i'Qur1I1'ly is LVCYIIZTIIIIVYH fxI'3d0llli1' XIII A Form. Hcp.: Lorraine Hf1l'IIl.lIg' Home Room Teacher: llr. Wczlfflcc Red Cross Our mite-box collection isn't at an all high, but We do contribute weekly. The booming project for the year was a hockey game of an all star K.C.l. team vs. Waterloo College. We defeated them 5-0, and handed in the amazing sum of 5516.00 Sports We submitted two volleyball teams this year, but were defeated near the finals. Our high-light was the winning of the Intra-Mural Basketball Re- lays. All are invited to see the pen- nant tlout the room of Hal our Pal . Basketball for the girls is at an all high. The team is zooting along with win after win, so don't be sur- prised to see us capture this cham- pionship also! Our gallant youths turned out a not-too-bad hockey team, but we were defeated near the close of the series. Humour During Zoology class one bright day, Mr. Montgomery stated that dinosaurs got so huge that they de- veloped brains in their tails just as in their heads. With this remark Shirley Clarke blurts- Now he can say- Instead of using your head-use your tail. Mr. Mohgomery: Latin is latin in 205, but in here its Greek as far as you're concerned I Assembly Assistance Ruth Hamm who is a member of the Radio Club has acted as an- nouncer on several occasions, while Isabelle Chivers makes a very able Chairman. We also enjoyed her ac- tions in Macnamara's Band and the Bathtub Scene in John Augustine's campaign. Fred Bishop represented the na- vy at our memorial service, and also played in a piano trio with his two brothers. Lorraine Harding rendered music- al selections on our organ at several assemblies. Shirley Clarke and John John- ston ftwo Presidents in one form? have been chairmen at some of our Senior Assemblies. D0WNlIWlG'S FLOWERS 'uoxrz 1--l 012 80 Kim: Srmim' Witsr liliwziiiiwin :Yuri to Ihr' lfalpilnl Tlzevzfu' 1-LS THE GRUMBLER