Kitchener Waterloo Collegiate and Vocational School - Grumbler Yearbook (Kitchener, Ontario Canada)

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Compliments of KITCHENER-WATERLoo RETAIL DRUGGISTS fide to The Campus Lunch Where does the local intelligent- sia assemble after school hours '? Harken carefully, doting parents and dearf 'BJ teachers! The answer is: The Campus! There one may see classic examples of the Collegi- ate's better type of youth fdraped over a Wurlitzer or noisily partak- ing in a sodal. A few of the invertebrate hangers-on are permanent fixtures 2: now. Mike asked them to dress in blue and cream to match the coun- ter and Wall trimmings. As the old prophet I. C. Ahead, used to say: Soda-jerks may come and Soda-jerks may go, but these jerks, never end! So, if you wish to locate Junior fSonny Boyj Qwe call him Slugger at school! after four o'clock, then try the Campus Lunch. S: Cafe de la Roach There's been a Roach in Fine Cooking for fifty years. Menue De Lux KNO cracks, it annoys the dishwasherj Price of Entree determines- Amount in your pocket. Cost of Dinner- fYou cOuldn't pay it anyhow! Entrees Ragout de la Bouguali de la Boloni 1Hot Spam! . . . 33.75. Ragout de la Mouchoir dl'Voclie CCold Spaml . . . 34.75 Wegetables tif peeled 31.50 extra! Free French Fried F-Potatoes . . 38.00. Spinach . . . 32.31. fPlease turn in sandl. Cherce De Dessoit Sponge cake Cno charge for soap left in spongel . . . 32.25. Raspberry Surprise CPhlllur1'gg Tl . . . fer free. Filet die SOy Bean . . . 35.50 Beverages Qglggly Migufm 4H01'Semea!7 - - - water ............................. ...... S .50 Q Chilled chaude Chien fHot dogb ZW! glass Water --'--- 'QQ l 0 a 3512.00 Bicarbonate ......... ...... . bo NOTE!!! All above dishes un- Stomach Pump ...... ......... . S5 available except hot dog. per hour. Com plim PII ls of WIVI. HQGG CGA! CQ. I TD. KITCHEN!-lR WATr:R1.oo G.-XLT l 4-L THE GRUMBLER

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Dialg 2.2431 Residence: 3-3435 VV. H. PEACOCK Pflllllllllllg' Healing WATER SOFTENERS OIL BURNERS STOKERS Represented by E. F. Ted Hildelzrand 34 Benton Street Kitchener. Unt. xuoiui iluop I ssiq Jnuop 112141 asoql 'Mols sspi smog 'isei sstq atuog 'Pl0l 91.199111 lllufl ssiii Jnuop etuog 'ploo ssiq eiuog 'loq ssixi etuog ' -: :Y: :Ez h A Conundrum fpun to youij Why is a lawyer like a restless sleeper? He lies first on one side and then on the other. 2? Ik Ik When is an artist like a donkey '? When he is drawing a convey- The pun and conundrum are in- stances of deformed logic. The pun and conundrums are simply the ambiguous middle term of the syl- logism, and every pun and conun- drum ever made in the English language can be reduced to the fallacious syllogism of the Greeks. To illustrate, I will make a conun- drum and then reduce it to a syl- logism: Why is a mouse like hay? Ans.-Because the cat'll eat it. Put it into a syllogism. and it will read thus: Major Premise - Anything the cattle eat, is like hay. Minor Premise-The cat'll eat a mouse. Conclusion - Therefore a mouse ance. is hay. when is he UUH149 3 d0Hkey'? P.S.-We still don't know Who tDon't knowll shaved the Barber '? F A H I O SUITS - COATS - DRESSES - SPORTSWEAR -18 King St. VVcst KITCHENER I -L6 THE GRUMBLER