Kiskiminetas Springs School - Kiski Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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KISKI Ml UTES KISKIMINETAS SPRINGS SCHOOL SALTSBURG PA MOTHER NATURE MOVES UNWILLING TENANTS SWEETHEART SENDS POISONED CAKE Foleman Coster IS dolng hne nn the Knskl School Infirmary today after bemg polsoned by a cake from hrs gnrl frlend Ioung Coster was dnscov ered on the floor mn hrs room has tan ned face IH horrlble congestion by Dean Zelgler after hrs absence from dlnner Local authorltles under the dnrec tion of one Francls L Mogmot claxm that the cake had enough purssnc acnd to klll 3907083V1 elephants The cause that led to the discovery of the cake was a crumpled note which read Eat thus darhng untnl your brg fat mouth IS full and your greedy stom ach IS burstmg' flidntors Note It ns strange that Coster dnd not suspect anything by the wording of this note HARD CRUST ON ROADS THOUGHT TO BE DIAMONDS Or They Are Not Diamonds Because There Is No Hard Crust The dream of the world transmu tatlon of elements wus thought to have become a reallty last mght by Leroy Grant an emment blrd loser when xt was found that low flyxng al batrosses had been slghted from an attxc wmdow m Reese Hall From thus Info Leroy or as he IS known Dla mond Dxck began to suspect that the gllstenlng fragments rn the roads were not broken fragments of Coca Cola bottles but the hardest of elements the dramond Two mnnutes after he released hl earth shaking news two enterprlsxng faculty members had set up dramond road stands where they sold lum of vure At Grst Cause of they drd rxngs for ps of the road tled to rmgs prefabrlcated solxtarmes no cars stopped Later be a hastlly erected adobe wall stop but would not buy the u they sand ln umson when as ed why not In the first pace they do not look like diamond rxngs they look lxke large hunks of asphalt tled wxth whnte strung to coat hang The two teacher later commlt e urtxde rather than face t e laughmg world Thelr last word were We hate Leroy Grant and will klll hum omeday 1Ed Note Names of teachers mth held for obsnous reasons TWO AND ONE ATHLETIC CONTEST 'X noxel farce like athletxc contest was held ln the Klskl gymnasium last evenlng when Klskl Valley Buckshots came down to wrestle for the Unner sal Championship of the World It was obvrous from the flrst mln ute when the Buckshots rolled out on to the floor that lt was to be a novel contest for thexr complete team was dressed ln nosel bard rabhlt costumes As the game progressed the ten lon became more tense It appeared that whxle we were playlng basketball they were attempting t play what they called scronch explained by thexr coach later as a sort of cross between tenms and football played wlth golf clubs and hockey pucks and requnrmg bxrd rabbrt costumes As ome of our players ack Betteley Lewns Day amts Waters d few of th n rlends ud later It was hard enou to play but the felthers from then co tumes got m our noses md ma e us sneeze Later nn the exemng the middle of the gym floor collapsed and both teams fell mto the swxmmmg pool where they decided to stage an aqua cade Both teams later drowned PLOT REVEALED No one suspected the strange black armored cur with guns strtkmg out of the ports that had been hidden ln the groxe xn back of Wnlstmn Lat mght however If became the must sought after affaxr snnce the days of the whxs key maker nn 1800 Local dllIl'l0I'lIICS were flabbergasted to hnd that thns rn nocent automoblle which had been robbing the wealthner establxshments rn Slrckxnlle Pa was the transporta non of jewel smuggler Mrlton Xxdes Robert Stncklett and Don Rexter who had been tarrynng on unter tate smuggling wlth therr focal point at Wealthy Center Pa They are stxll at large 1 l Ik KI June 1 1946 Mot er Nature took thmgs into her own hands here last mght by forcxbly exlctmg two famnlxes from thelr homes on the edge of the KISRI cllff As one of the homes that of Dr L M Clark plunged over the cllff to nts new slte two wolces were heard by your porter screaming But we luke If on top of the cliff and Its obuous that you are not thxnkmg thxs thmg out clearly All of which proxed ml however as Mother Nature uncarmg and cold gave the go ahead sngnal to her little friend and helper Ernle Erosxon who has been hackrng at the cliff for months now supposedly searchmg for a lace handkerchlef lost by hrs grandmother lacquelnne Frot All of natures lnttle creatures were present at the moving and t the nght of M and Mrs ark screaming at the wmdow of an upper story were heard to cheep chnrp and chatter Look they are screammg at the window of an upper story by ready wnllmg Farr Hall who wnth the greatest dtfhculty managed to rlg up a sort of basket ltke affarr to brmg up the strxcken couple from thelr pre carlous positron near the nver The only fault wrth thus was that the rope broke halfway up and the lnttle basket was unceremonxously dumped mto the Icy Kxskxmlnetas along with nts load A dnppnng occupant of the basket was heard to murmum Isnt II lose ly that they are sendlng another basket Meanwhlle on the other slde of the campus thrngs were not so hnlanous the Marks home well known to K1 kr students could be seen far below :tu ated approxnmately where the old house on the point should haxe been bpon hearmg this news Mr and Mr Marks were heard to say If nature ha wxlled ll thusly so hall xt be un to death do lla part Both famllleb are recosenng slowly and despxte the fa t that both hou e block Route 80 they are beginning to llke more and more the xdea of au tomoblle drnmg back and forth their front halls 946 KISKIMINETAN s , , . l f 1 IS , , .f-- h T R ' . , . . 1 - 4 . . . - - 1 . 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