Kiskiminetas Springs School - Kiski Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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KISKIMINETAS SPRINGS SCHOOL SKLTSBURG PA MURDER AT SWITCHBOARD ru Krrk was found dead at e r r swrtc oard rt rrrgt ater serres of rnysterrous calls Drrty work rt the crossroads lrt somethrng rot ten rn the st rte of Denmrrk was sus pected when a faculty wrfe rttempted to tr the out rde An obserxer sn t trt was rll rr t Young, Krrk was found rn the f cc h crrmmt rnto sn awer h b ttom f thc es Two telephone wrres led rnto s ruth brth wrres went to 1 n whrch rcad rn crudely scrrwled wrrt rn e try all but hrm ry n ber plcrsev Me trred to bcll bell rrng tc rttres rn c sourcc P 5 Me ctte qurlv W Q whale7 r messrgc w as o xrousy r c but cxen that drdnt explarn what hap pened later Telephone calls were heard by your reporter sayrng Hello grxe me Reese Hall please long pause Hello' Hello' Grxe mc Reese' Grxe me Reese' Reese' Reese' Reese' Do you hear7 Reese' Reese' Reese' flong pause then gutteral am ma rke croak rs herrd sryrng, c hear Me grxe you Reese krd B ht' Bsht' Ug' fobxrously a short crrcurt fanothcr xorce enters Hello? 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Hello7 Thr rs the Whrte House wrth whom do you wrsh to speak' ong pause Me speak Reesc ru o Grxe me Reese' Reese' Reese' Ree c' You get Reese' Hello the Whrte House rs wartrng, please Me care7 Me leave harrprn Grxe me Reese' Reese' Reese' Reese' Reese' e o thr rs Reese H ll what rs rt pleasev Me no no krd me no born tomorrow drrty pants for sale As yet no clues hare been found except a 50 gallon jug of cleanrng flurd whrcb has anrmallrke tooth marks on the neck and srde and a bad tenth NURSE SWALLOWS MOP A tragrc drama wrs reenacted last nrght when ames M Donough hav rng hrs throat parnted rn the rnfrrm ary asked for a prece lockrng the medrcrne carefully slrdrng her floor to sound lrlce a trrpped whrle passrng, and fell mouth open had been carelessly of kleenex Un xault the nurse feet along the choo choo trarn the work closet on a mop whrch left behrnd by Paulette de Peu Mrs Roger Freem Roger Freem and Manos Zofer P O W FARCE PROVES TO BE REAL THING SALTSBURG june I 19 6 Srltsburg rcsrdents h1d the most ex crtement rn year: last nrght when German named Adolf Hrtler wr prcked up as 1 prrsoner of wrr posrnp, a a Kr kr student Ext Brlun muc bejeweled he nrly verled and wc lr s rn rc ex en 4 gown rted V rle rtalr s or ot es of rt y whre Adol rr a rgrtor ou frt don ey rn ls w ed on s m rc t s Skrn c ard s store t g t rcc crc n cone Wbrle it the salon for fr y es Mrss Braun rs ar rue rted ber xerl and played Yun t oodle 1, ews rrrn 1 er sv rch she conxersed rn broken Eng, rs wrth Olgr Stus tus w o tr a strange tongue known is Olrngofef' trught her hy rn cstrxnged prrcnt They were helrd to sry 1 xe cr of xodkr e ent wa o xrously Englrsh xt en stur ' One e rg ter flurd f go po mtc Olga Go go nr rchrneA' Wh rt that Prrncess Fra Esecrapenzre lStrang,er enters Stranger Wh it sry Olg,re7 Whrt the news ga Who say? Who news' flonr, pause Onezy Twozy7 Later after Adolf had been hurled rn by the polrce for rmpersonrtrng an officer and had been released on exr dence offered hy one Hermrn Goer mg, rt was realrzed that ruthorrtre had nrade 1 mrstake Olga offercd the new exrdence when he sard Don key Allrgator man haxe moostashro PIGMY SHIP ARMADA FOUND ON GOLF BALL DAY After berng grxen the go ahead hy Chref Marks 1 golf hall hungry crowd of 3000 people plunged rnto the Krskr Lake and scoured 1ts sandy tom for th frt trme rn t months The hrst golf ball was found by Martrn Rosen and he recerxed the awrrd whrch had been promrsed The award a huge metal box two storres hrgh full of broken mrlk bottles The crowd now dwrndlrng to ' 517 due to octrpr and allrgators angered hy thrs added more zest However the search was frurtless and the crowd was erther eatrng or leaxrng, saxe for one Olga Stanrslaus local nrght club ber and socralrte Executrng a new swrmmrng tyle whrch was a serres of flrps and knee bends she dressed rn scout pants flour sacks and football Vlhv dffl all fflends dnd get along wry helmet gracefully searched the pond WG together Strrkrng, ome hr'rg, rnterestrnf, she ut 87 l l l l PHOTOGRAPHER GOES INSANE Hr ers settrng out on the annual Geologrcrl Drscox ery Expedrtron famruarly known to members as the A G D E whrch meets twrce a year drscoxered wrerd rock rrrangement protrudmg from the xortex of the rrxers Sud expert Crlhoun ap proprretor of Zaps General Store Salt at Srltsburg specrrl reductron for the krddrcs on Wednesdays We haxe drscoxered baby volcrno 'Aiexerrl members rnxrou f r the fur ther study found rt to be wreckage of the 1946 flood but however labora tory tests rexealed rt to be cru hed camera equrpment Thr lef e A G D E where they strrted so they shfxed off for C rrksburg, T rs drdnt rtrsfy Lruru who medrately searched for clues but he got drxerted because he c ught glrmpse of 1 Mongolrm Flammrngo tryrng to drsgurse hrmself rs a canary enroh rnd Rrp Muller who both clarmed that there werent very many clues After scalrnp, the clrff by a se rres of trn cans tred together by thongs leather see Zaps prrce lrst Fol lowrng bear tricks whrch appeared for no reason they arrryed at Wrlson Hall where they shot 1 g1me of pool whrch lasted for days because they drdnt have any cue balls Instead they substituted lacrosse strcks and chrpped cement fr m th road as a Q A scream shattered the atmosphere and the two de ectrxes broke through the dark room door wrth the use of some sort of atomrc gun that they had secretly rnxented Remenrberrng that any damage they drd would haxe to be pard for by themselxes prompt ly made a better door out of the pool table Then lookrng around the room they saw on the floor thc happy form of farthful Bob Srmpson playrng sol drers wrth nlm spools and horseshoe ngs fboth on Zaps prrce rst Not very crazy erred our two fflC'ldS rn unrson All our photog, rapher could say was fr, y gys mkl fhgh tered Me rnd tbrng funny' sma but seem brg Vvhat rt he artrcles the young adxentures had stumbled upon proxed t be a fl t of mrdget Spanrsh sea crrft obvrou ly far off therr course 'X conxersa tlon between the damsel who rn her modesty had changed from her scout pants to a bat costume and the cap tarn Charles Broderrck fsee Spanrsh drctronaryj known to hrs crew as the drsh rap, followed Me find you you here? 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