Kiser High School - Panther Yearbook (Dayton, OH)

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Comher Miss America football field was the scene the crowning of 1951's Miss Roberta Comber, a Kiser girl had to show her out- ability. Roberta got the lov- cup- for being the champeen of men. When asked her to winning, she giggled, it wonderful! They chose figgerfrom all the rest. Pictured above is Kiser's own Miss Tloberta Lovewell Comber her attendent Rexina Solid Decrepit Instructors Polo Pon ies Kiser teachers have been contrib- to an Old Age Teachers Fund nearly 16 years and now at last have compiled a neat balance. total amount collected during these 16 years was 52.02, 4 bus tokens, ana 1 wooden nickle. LONDON JUNE 2, 1931 Don't Waste Your Time By Reading This Story A big nothing is what this story is. The only reason for its being here is to fill space. Did you every try to write a 100-word story without having anything to write? Well, I am and I don't. Don't waste your time reading this because I guarantee it will not be interesting. If you hang on for 39 more words though, that will be -all. As long as you've read this, far, struggle on. With an apt quotation from Dickin- son I'll bring this enlightening and entertaining article to a close. 'Tm nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's a pair of us. Grain Market Overflows North Dayton grain market 1 April, lFlash news bulletin-Kiserls granary officials reported the silo, the old smokestack was overflowing with commodities, such as crushed corn Hakes, ventilated rye bread, and smoked beans. These items for the first hour of the morning remained as low as V2 cent a bite since they were sold to the cafeteria. iContinued from Page lj 1 TIMES ' s ,,.. f 'fi ,. X.. 3 . v A f rg -,...., . .06 fi. . 1 1, . . In 1 . . 1 Don Parrot Gets Up In The Wifle World That isn't a Cleveland Indian fan sitting up there on that pole. No, its Don Parrot showing his teachers that they canlt give him so much home work. Don has been sitting on the Hag pole in front of the school for the past two grading periods. Taking food to Don is Lee Gaines who has been helping in a line bra- gade which Don has formed. When we asked Don how the weather has been he told us Ha bit chilly at times. Another thing he said was that he wished the birds would quite thinking he was a statue. In , Black SL Lee Monument Coz I23l EAST l7ll 'l'H S'l'REl'l'l' DAYTON. DHI!! Open Daily Until 6:00 P.M. lies. Phone HE i328 Evenings and Sunday by Blushin' Tillie Gives Color To Television Blushin' Tillie, Kiser's wonder boy, made a discovery last Wed. in his labratory that will revolutionize tele- vision. Rainbow T.V. glass is the name he gives his product. Mr. Tillie accidentally dropped his glasses in his girl friend's hair dye. The outcome was colored glasses for watching T.V. An assembly is being planned in recognition of Tillie's find. Senator Robert CWe can do itb Taft will speak on What Tillie Has Done followed by a presentation of a plaque. The first colored T.V. glasses can be bought in five and dime stores for twenty cents. Trade name for the glasses will be Blushin' Tillie's' Rain- bow T. V. Eye glasses. La Brown and Little Boy Blue will watch the first colored T.V. show. l ka' X ,- L ' tt i S , ,-7, -xx Qtr- gl ,N -, Q. ., - , . .: .., 1 -s . iv,-2'-' . ..,,k5!1. , 1 ' fit-T -2.12. , I-W3-I L 0 L1 ' rye.. 4. at 1' Q . nf, . 'Cs T tu -- fqiqfiil-k .- ny: QZNQLIV. E. T- L:..ii.h lui:-i,?,. 1 ' Chocolate Cakes made iust right, Taste adventure in every bite. Thirfty taste-thrills galore Deliciousness you'll adore. SCHATTSCHNEIDER BAKERY, lNC. 700 Troy St. and Arcade Murlcel 1 i Fine Candies Baked Goods Lunch Meats aPP0i ' OB'ice Phone HE 3942 . BURREY'S DELTCATESSEN . 429 Troy St. '- F , We a ecialize in P BUSSE'S FRESH and SMOKED SA USAGE from FORT LORAMIE WAGNER'S MARKET I l20l Troy Street AD 3532 - 99 gznelma C,gQeinfiar? 815 Qciuowaa Qjllreel eauty Qjftop Qwums 8080 H l, Ice cream Soft drinks S Sandwiches Tl'0y Q L00 SIS. AD 0371 supplies i Keep Spic K: Span With Our Cleaning , I.. Spic 81 Span Dry Cleaners 1 . . V i 1 ' m my Q' ' 119 Valley st. We Deliver Fu. 9921 Rough 'n' tough boys' dress ox- fords styled just like dad's. Sturdy elk uppers with extra long wearing soles that can really take punishment. Come in today for the best selec- tion. SIZES 25 to 6. I B E E RMAN s COMPLETE FAMILY SHOE DEPARTMENT

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Y . V 1 DECEMBER 25, 1846 NEW YORK TIMES li KISE BLD T x l., '1'wo Kiser Students Are Discovered To Be Back Of Flying Saucers Just call. me Einstein. Where others failed, I have succeeded. Solved is the baffling riddle ofthe Hying saucers. As you might have guessed, two Kiser students are in back of this scientific mystery, Joan Crawford Harstel and Bob Crosby Hendrickson. All the excitement was caused by their desire to start practising early discus throwing. Kathy Tries Dies it Kathy Renshaw, famous hair stylist and orator, will put her latest product on the market sometime in the early part of the summer. It will be called Perma-Tint-Hair after the famous At the top or the bottom, at the right or left is a picture of the two culpits and the evidence. , We never knew we would cause so much excitement, stated these two candidates for strait jackets, as they were dragged to the jug. ? A A .M D. L. Sollenberger, principal, has announced that schd be closed today at 3 p.m. as usual because there is no rea the students to be excused early. There will be no 'beacherlsp Qi ing at the Board of Education or any place else in towrror. town that might serve as a reason for early dismissal. ' 'R A N 0 assembly has been planned that would allow studes classes ahead of schedule. There has been no planned holiday due to George Washington's birthday or Memorial Day or Fourth of July or any other such legal reason for early dismissal and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bl h Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blzh Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Period. Hepzihah Kicks Bucket Mr. and Mrs. Sylvester Scrooge of IOOOM4 E. Redbird Dr. reported the death of Hepzibah today. Death was attributed to advanced consumption. Hepzibah was purchased some years ago when the Scrooge's were on a hunting trip in eastern Tennessee. After a brief period of mourning they plan to purchase a substitute. The funeral will be held tomorrow at the House of Seven Gables. Hepzibah was a talking canary. Cheerup, old boy. K ,Y t3 5 Y . . Atomic Bo 4, 5 s Made Her An Atom bomb has been ma' the chemistry classes under ' rection of master scientists Lairmore and Feruccio Bier.f years of working on a way to sp -' atom they Hnally hit upon the taking an axe and hitting it oveil head. fit worked too, as one ku from the explosion in the building week.J A Kiser is indeed honored to .li such great master-minds as this her student body and will rew them by giving them their diplon Also helping in the great expe ment were some of the members the physics class. Two who did most were, Bob Tillinger who broug the axe and Harriet Perry who the atom while the master-minds S1 it. Cresult one chopped finger.J Ifiuw 5TUDIo 1 l TINTAIR hair dye' '-'E '---e-f-s-- - .R A . , -, . D Practice is a pleasure- After many successful trys, Miss April 10-Wrestling in auditorium. 7 T157 I , Reushaw feels that her experiment Everyone is to participate No scales 01' exefclses. . QT proven the product to be a lasting sgaggrgzggfjst Race held on the . . .gq.,.R A, ,,... ,.,,. , A., , It .,, Q , , , X A song on first lessont 1 Y f . l 137 s0.M.an sf. openr-Jvc.. Anas: BRANDT HARDWARE COMPANY B r:::::2l2121I::i:1lI:9W q PAINT, cuss, .LlN0l.EUM, GENERAL HARDWARE All 7511 if Scuhods tha, use our ! 5Troy Street l'U H421 Dayton 4, Ohio fypesening facilities are S ' , B g- D L 5: regular award winners.. Cidoof girl CQe1'1'r1a11enfs 935,00 f i it ' - egilfvery is eauty QIZLOI6 S is 4 l Q51 Q9,?1,L5ler Oil. 2135 'X XX ig-gy? Q! . ' I A ., J gf:- ' if l A S I . S' E'veryone's Hllldebmnd Danny A Clapping About if DAYTON TYPOGRAPHIC , V SERVICE . Grade A Dairy Products Home Delivery 1 F. 5 0 S T 0 N . Adwffslns Tnwswphm X , me alcheshlewelry, Repairing t f V: Y ' 10 N. MAIN ST. 1: Graphic Am Bulldlng, Dayton, Olllo ' ' . ., ., ., A-::,:if:l:1,1:e::e:e:e14 ' BRUNE'S PHARMACY' A ' - A 433 'mov sr. FU 8342 A I Prescription Specialists ,mm Phone, Cas Collections Accepted U Package Ice Cream ,pf 64. k? r Y if jg 1' 1, :lr E ll1ellEllMESaliNllGli Co. MA I-ON E ---. gi AR I S S COMM KCIAL' All ' ao noun aunt nun V , j -l', E G VE S PLA'lEEgg., PHoroanAPHERs . y .Ama - .mm L l39'S.1MkK'lN Sfgi UAY QQ, x A V ' V A A , . I

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P- . --:--rg 1:1 -. ', 1, ' ' , f.. . . V I ,T ..,,,- 1. .-i 1,-.I.,f-.,H--.'.d.,'Lm.-T A .,,,..,., A iq H ' n r .TFll5'l,' 'l' - F Pi. -af ,' -YAC..-i'w ' 'jiri' 'I DCTVEMBER'271,'1798' . sk POLICE cA.zErrE X 1 , ' ! 1 lhru the 1 moi f 06 llllllll EW? X , VN .. u i BY JIM MORGAN Record Broken In a recent practice, Don Hortman zroke his current discuss record by leaving the platter 243 ft. 11 inches. Fhis does not count however, because t was not done in the state meet. The :resent record held by Don is 155 ft, no many inches. Reward ' Ron Massie was awarded a college cholarship of 810,000 by the,Univer- .ity of Wapodu-nk, near Cantgetheer, ll-in bed. This was achieved by Ron vhen a scout saw him run the 100-yd. lash in a fair time of 8.9. Wrestling Fans Dick Hatfield, Kiser's greatest znown wrestler of past and present 1nd future won his 104th performance ast night against the Bucking Bomb rom Brooklyn in 10.4 seconds. Big Jick weighed in at 504 lbs., while the Lomb busted in at 565 lbs. Dick lowned his opponent with a nail hold. Flash Jim Richey pitched a no-hit no run time left handed against the Kala- mazoo Kids, June 6, 1951. Red Phares ls RecordMaker Russel Phares, ex-Kiserite and older of the world record in the 120 ard low hurdles, has been adding his it to help the cindermen have a suc- essful season. Coming to school at 3:90 p.m. each ay he has been the squad ick up speed. He does this by teach- ig them the appropriate way to vade. practice. He is shown in the above picture :aching the hurdlers how to hurdle 'om Athletic Field over the Peniten- ary onto Leo Street. Phares has been pestered by the irgest colleges all over the country. eingnot too easy to persuade he has lrned down all but one. This being fthe still immortal Sin Clair which southwest from our section of the zuntryl 4 We refuse to say anything in his spot lest it incriminate ls. , v YL Cafe To Be Site For New Pool Luncheons will be discontinued in the Kiser cafeteria since construction has begun on the swimming pool to be dug on that site. Only students with bald heads will be admitted to the pool. The new lifeguards will be Esther Williams and Johnny Boy Shellield. Swimming suits will be given free to each student using the pool. Girls will wear draped sarongs while the boys' spits will be made of leopard skin and styled like those worn by Tarzan. The Wee Tear 'em Up Construc- tion Company has been contracted for the job. Ray Morris Disgraces School: Has Two Other Accomplices One of the biggest scandals in basketball history was discovered when Ray Morris expelled '52, let a buddy C?J of his know about six fixed games. His so-called friend, who has asked to remain anonymous, reported the fact to the police so he could collect a set of loaded lice loops dicej, the award for such a catch. CAUGHT Ray, upon being approached by a private detective, started crying and said, and I quote, 'Tm not gonna take no rap by myself. Circus Barker and Colonel Massey of the Civil War were accomplicesf' When Barker and Massey were confronted with the question they said that Morris got all the money and all they did was keep still for fear of what the 7 ft. 11 in. center would do to them. Ray will probably get off with about one-hundred centuries in Leavenworth or 67 million dollars bail while his two teammates will receive severe penalties. They will probably have to eat 50 apple pies, the penalty for this unforgivable crime. BASKETBALL DISCONTINUED The school will discontinue basket- ball until next year. Some of the big business men in town have asked that no oneeenter the coliseum be- cause of a fouLsmell left by the fixed contests. Schools all over the country will not be open next week because of the great shock to the teachers. Ray said, 'Tm glad I did it as he was admiring his name in the headlines of the Police Gazette. Ray's friends say that with the moneyhe has been able to move from the city dump to the Builtmore Hotel. Madison Beer Garden ls Seen Featured on the wrestling card the second Tuesday of the fifth week in February the year after next will be Slamming Saum against the well- known dancer, Deem. Saum, who has not been heavy enough inf' her previous encounters fweighing a mere 637 lbs.J has been trying hard to get that extra pound- age. On the other hand June has been slowed down by the excess flab and has been exercising 26 hrs. a day. fher weight is 46'lbs.D , These girls were brought together by the Commercialized Termite Com- niission and will be atomic viewed by all planets pf the universe. ' o ' ' J otting June will wear a silver plated satin tennis suit, while Saum will be arrayed in gold plated armor, slughammer, bow-and arrows, and flame thrower. In past months Sizzling Saum has won 46,000 bouts while losing 00, on the other hand Dynamic Deem has dazzled 45,999 opponents while losing 0. A capacity crowd of seven is ex- pected to guzzle in the view of the most played Lip battle in the history of Mars. The winner will receive a crochet needle while the loser will get a pot full -of peanuts with shells on them. . . 1 X s . 1 . PAGE 1,776 Z. Elaine Guy Places ln p Hall Of Fame Elaine Guy, versatile wizard 'of baseball, has been named recently to baseball's immortal Hall of Fame, now located where the library form- erly was at Kiser High School. To win this highly coveted honor Elaine had to compete against Joe Di Maggie, who plays for the New York Confederates. She won an over- whelming majority of votes from the board of judges, which consisted of such celebrities as Bob Tillinger, Dave Bodiker, Chief Gehring fthe all-time prob, and Connie Burns, of- ficial water girl for all major league teams. The board took into consideration the skill of the two players. Although Joe is a mere outfielder, Elaine plays ' all positions Csometimes two at oncej. This spry miss claims that her suc- cess was helped by drinking locadah. Her career in baseball began at the age of three years. She was playing in her back yard one day when a baseball hit her on the head. My Dwacious!! she said. She picked up the ball and lightly tossed it to a va-' cant lot three blocks away where some boys were playing baseball. It landed in the pitcher's hand and the game continued. 0berer's . Florists - ,. 5 . Bi no X 5 1504 'Ilroy sr. Hs 1311 I Everything in Sport: Equipment Jim Flynn, Inc. if -. See us for the best SCHOOL S WEA TERS lst H Jefferson St. HE 6329 Dayton, Ohio ' ' 1- ,,I, Y , X l ,. . 5. i f V'--1-mtv-. .. if 1 .. - K ' ' l