Kiser High School - Panther Yearbook (Dayton, OH)

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Y . V 1 DECEMBER 25, 1846 NEW YORK TIMES li KISE BLD T x l., '1'wo Kiser Students Are Discovered To Be Back Of Flying Saucers Just call. me Einstein. Where others failed, I have succeeded. Solved is the baffling riddle ofthe Hying saucers. As you might have guessed, two Kiser students are in back of this scientific mystery, Joan Crawford Harstel and Bob Crosby Hendrickson. All the excitement was caused by their desire to start practising early discus throwing. Kathy Tries Dies it Kathy Renshaw, famous hair stylist and orator, will put her latest product on the market sometime in the early part of the summer. It will be called Perma-Tint-Hair after the famous At the top or the bottom, at the right or left is a picture of the two culpits and the evidence. , We never knew we would cause so much excitement, stated these two candidates for strait jackets, as they were dragged to the jug. ? A A .M D. L. Sollenberger, principal, has announced that schd be closed today at 3 p.m. as usual because there is no rea the students to be excused early. There will be no 'beacherlsp Qi ing at the Board of Education or any place else in towrror. town that might serve as a reason for early dismissal. ' 'R A N 0 assembly has been planned that would allow studes classes ahead of schedule. There has been no planned holiday due to George Washington's birthday or Memorial Day or Fourth of July or any other such legal reason for early dismissal and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bl h Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blzh Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Period. Hepzihah Kicks Bucket Mr. and Mrs. Sylvester Scrooge of IOOOM4 E. Redbird Dr. reported the death of Hepzibah today. Death was attributed to advanced consumption. Hepzibah was purchased some years ago when the Scrooge's were on a hunting trip in eastern Tennessee. After a brief period of mourning they plan to purchase a substitute. The funeral will be held tomorrow at the House of Seven Gables. Hepzibah was a talking canary. Cheerup, old boy. K ,Y t3 5 Y . . Atomic Bo 4, 5 s Made Her An Atom bomb has been ma' the chemistry classes under ' rection of master scientists Lairmore and Feruccio Bier.f years of working on a way to sp -' atom they Hnally hit upon the taking an axe and hitting it oveil head. fit worked too, as one ku from the explosion in the building week.J A Kiser is indeed honored to .li such great master-minds as this her student body and will rew them by giving them their diplon Also helping in the great expe ment were some of the members the physics class. Two who did most were, Bob Tillinger who broug the axe and Harriet Perry who the atom while the master-minds S1 it. Cresult one chopped finger.J Ifiuw 5TUDIo 1 l TINTAIR hair dye' '-'E '---e-f-s-- - .R A . , -, . D Practice is a pleasure- After many successful trys, Miss April 10-Wrestling in auditorium. 7 T157 I , Reushaw feels that her experiment Everyone is to participate No scales 01' exefclses. . QT proven the product to be a lasting sgaggrgzggfjst Race held on the . . .gq.,.R A, ,,... ,.,,. , A., , It .,, Q , , , X A song on first lessont 1 Y f . l 137 s0.M.an sf. openr-Jvc.. Anas: BRANDT HARDWARE COMPANY B r:::::2l2121I::i:1lI:9W q PAINT, cuss, .LlN0l.EUM, GENERAL HARDWARE All 7511 if Scuhods tha, use our ! 5Troy Street l'U H421 Dayton 4, Ohio fypesening facilities are S ' , B g- D L 5: regular award winners.. Cidoof girl CQe1'1'r1a11enfs 935,00 f i it ' - egilfvery is eauty QIZLOI6 S is 4 l Q51 Q9,?1,L5ler Oil. 2135 'X XX ig-gy? Q! . ' I A ., J gf:- ' if l A S I . S' E'veryone's Hllldebmnd Danny A Clapping About if DAYTON TYPOGRAPHIC , V SERVICE . Grade A Dairy Products Home Delivery 1 F. 5 0 S T 0 N . Adwffslns Tnwswphm X , me alcheshlewelry, Repairing t f V: Y ' 10 N. MAIN ST. 1: Graphic Am Bulldlng, Dayton, Olllo ' ' . ., ., ., A-::,:if:l:1,1:e::e:e:e14 ' BRUNE'S PHARMACY' A ' - A 433 'mov sr. FU 8342 A I Prescription Specialists ,mm Phone, Cas Collections Accepted U Package Ice Cream ,pf 64. k? r Y if jg 1' 1, :lr E ll1ellEllMESaliNllGli Co. MA I-ON E ---. gi AR I S S COMM KCIAL' All ' ao noun aunt nun V , j -l', E G VE S PLA'lEEgg., PHoroanAPHERs . y .Ama - .mm L l39'S.1MkK'lN Sfgi UAY QQ, x A V ' V A A , . I

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Paper Clip EDITORIAL STUFF Editor ........................ ....,.......................,............................... J udy Canova vlce Editor .............. ..... ................................................... I . Knew York S tty Editor ......... ...,........................,...,.............,....... B akem Brown and Sports ....... ............ 3 JoseplhStalin ames r Artllt ................................................................................ Richard Setitgiig Photographer ............... ................ Queenle King Clrulatlon Manager .................................................... Beatrice Taylor Assistants ........... .. ................. Shlrlee Temple and Bus Body Betty Exchange Editor . ........................................ .......... . ............ I oyce Cookie Advcrtlsln Manager ................,............................,.. Linda Suburban Aaslstang ................ Paddlllng Madelyn, Chesterfield Cam bell, Wilma Belch -Stenographers .................... Jeanie Pogule, Joan Hartels lHanstelJ ' Mary Anne Shlvelinsklowltz Mary Ann Dead Pan, and Shlrlee Temple. Jl vice To 'T e Love om BY BEATRICE TAYLOR Dear Miss Knowitallg I have a problem that is causing me much worry. It is a delicate subject and I hesitate to talk about it. But you always seem so kind and understanding that ,I know you will help me. Here is my problem-my two eyes used to love one another devoutly. They always stared at each other all day long. But since I visited Dr. Fixit they have been looking straight ahead. I hope you will be able to advise me for I know they really love each other but are just 'being contrary. Q Q Depressed Depressed, After much concentration I am ready to advise you on your grave problem. I suggest you have an eye-to- eye talk with your eyes and really see this thing through. If that doesn't help, run into a door and black them both, that will shut them up. Dear Friend, I am a sixteen-year-old girl and have been smoking cigars for 15 years. I was born very young. My parents don't approve of girls smoking and don't know that I do. I am afraid that my parents will soon realize I smoke. Is there anything I could do to soften the blow for them? A ' Fog fiend Fog fiend, Maybe if you gave up cigars your parents would for- give you. If you can't give them up all together, try chewing tobacco. Dear Miss Knowitall, Q ' If they start drafting 12-year-old men, I will have to go. I have been supporting and taking care of my family for the past two years, and if I am going I don't know how they will get along. My father, who is 35, is too old to work and my mother is sick. My brothers, ages 3 and 5, are two ignorant to get a job. Do you think I could get a deferment? Worried Worried, Why don't you visit your dentist? He may hage some pull. assumes., Mrs. R. U. Crazy sent in this helpful hint-on how to rid one's home of pesky dinasours. This also works on deadly mice. Many of ua are confronted with the problem of irre- sponsible parents, but Mr. MacBeth has developed a solution. I-Ie has patented a device, known as a kill-joy killer which will eliminate parents by beheading them. 'Hoods can then be used for ornamental decorations in .the home. After having read this edition of whatever you want cell it, use Energine to rid your mouth of its horrible Il0'l FLAMES BY BUSY BODY BETTY FLASH: Glamour Puss magazine Cfor those who don't carej has just announced that Miss Gravel Gertie has been crowned Miss Nobody of 1851. When G. G. was informed of her recent award she just smiled and said, Of course, I use clorax for the skin you live to touch. THE FASHION CENTER has moved from New York to Cactus Junction, U.S.A. CYou find it and you can have it.J It has been reported that the head designer, Baggy Britches Burke, is designing summer dresses with shorter hem lines and lower neck lines. This is for those girls who want a sun tan but can't make it to the beach. IT HAS BEEN announced by Supt. Spain of Board of Education, that there will be A's given to all pupils who attend school on Saturdays and the rest of the week will be devoted to educational movies such as Frankinstein, Call Me Mister and things of this important nature. IMPORTANT NEWS of world affairs: It has become a law that the draft age has been lowered to 13. The reason for this is that the government needs shorter. boys to fly the new, low, streamlined jets. Applications are being taken during the hours 6 A.M. to 6:15-A.M. on February 31-33 at Mumicicle Building 3rd floor, rear. fTurn to the right and follow the arrow.J A At the Kiser Athletic Field, Umptober 00, Rex Jack- son, mathematician and actor, will make his daboo for his first consecutive time as Harvey, In his program he will demonstrate several of his mathematical puzzles. He specializes in multiplying. Due to his overwhelming likeness to John Cornfield, Ronnie Massie will film a picture for the snort and Buger Studies, Inc. entitled, HREGERGITATION 301. Ron will play the leading role of Vomit The K.D.AA. would like to extend their thanks to Buckey Staggs for his remarkable accuracy and speedi- ness in gathering cigarette butts which they will use in their painting of Tobacco Road. This masterpiece will hang in the students' smoking room. Lila Wigwam and Frank Soosoola will be joined apart in holy wetlock at the first teepee on Tomahawk Road, April 1. Chief Sittin' Bull Tillinger will perform the ceremony. An open house reception will be held at Twi- light Inn with Moonshine being served as the drink. Kiser's genius, Ray Morris, was found working rather late in his chemistry laboratory last evening. He re- ported today that he had discovered a new food for television viewers called luminous popcorn. His motto -- lighten your burden. K1D...lS.f?1RE Recently I received a letter from 51 young mother with a most unusual problem. Her son, aged 3, is a very ardent Hopalong Cassidy fan and treats him as though a hero. Mrs. X question is Should I allow Timotheus to watch the Jerry Lester show? My dear young woman, my advice to you is very definite and positive. By all means, even at the sacrifice of letting home work go, should you permit Joey to view the l-Iowdy Doody program. The educational value of the show cannot be expressed with mere words. Without a doubt, Dagmar will leave a lifelong effect on the boy. Along the same line Miss Ima Beanbag, of Nuts, R. I. has a problem with her little brother. It seems each time the young lady's bow comes to call, the little monster rears his not-too-pretty head. Luna's question is What can I do to get rid of dandruff? In the past many people have come to me with this serious problem and from experience I have found but one solution. If that doesn't work, try using Helen Bishop lipstick It is guaranteed not to come off. One of the biggest problems facing grandmothers today is caring for the young grandchildren. Of course, old-fashioned methods of punishment such as soaking their head in a bucket for two hours is definitely out- moded. Most recent method is for grandma to hire a sitter while she goes to play bingo. . Q I have tried to answer your questions to the best of my ability but of course, it is difficult to buy meat reasonably any place. If any reader should like to have a personal interview, I may be found, but then again I, may not. I s , 9 ' w.: 3 ,i.iL.Q '. J iooluis ion BY BAKE 'EM BROWN Gusht Gooseberries Ingredients: one pan of gooseberries, two bare feet ' 1 Directions: pour pan of gooseberries A ' 'on fioor and squeeze between your toes. Makes excellent toe jam. 1 Minute Cake Place one egg in your left shoe and beat it. Heard on Different Radios Simultaneously Directions: Sift in Hour. f and touch your toes. J Add eggs. C'and resume squat- ting position. J K Mix thoroughly. C'by rolling on fioor. D Place in 16 in. pan. C set in steam bath for one hour. J f Serves four. Cuwhile bouncing on bed to improve balance. J Week-end Special E Ingredients: one boy, one girl, two kisses, two hugs , Directions: Place in dark room and allow to set for onechour. Result: one boy with black eye, one girl with red face. I Lenten 'Luncheon for Saturday Ingredients: one quart catsup, one cup garlic, one grain of salt, one lb. oyster, one cup vinegar, and one raw egg. Directions: Mix above ingredients thoroughly by placing in wash- ing machine. Remove Friday's fish bones from refrigerator. Serve mixture from washing machine and, spred on fish bones. As a beverage, drink milk. ' Serves: four, kills three. Vile Statistics BY FAT BURNS Births Mr. and Mrs. New Monia are very happy to announce the arrival of the stork. Clf was quite'a shock . . . they expected a baby.J The new arrival weighed in at 8 lbs. 10 ozs. Mrs. New Monia is the former Miss Caughta Cold. They have named the arrival Snifiies. - Engagements June 32, 1974 has been announced as the wedding date of Miss High- pitch Nightingale and Mr. Nibbling Birdseed by Miss Nightingale's par- ents, Mr. and Mrs. Florence Nightin- gale. Mr. Birdseed is affiliated with the Acme Cuckoo Clock Co. No Windows-Open House Morgan's Melancholy Mutual Mor- bid Mortuary on Last Mile Road will be the scene of an open house cele- bration of the 100th wedding anniver- sary of Mr. and Mrs. Down and Out. The refreshments will include iced formaldehyde, embalming fiuid 'and oiled eyeba1l's. ' Everyone is welcome to attend. LATE FLASH! We have just been notified of the death of George Washington.'We wish to extend our sympathy to Martha. April 11--Fody Prom, 58:30 a. rn. to 9:-30 p. m., City Hall ' H X

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Comher Miss America football field was the scene the crowning of 1951's Miss Roberta Comber, a Kiser girl had to show her out- ability. Roberta got the lov- cup- for being the champeen of men. When asked her to winning, she giggled, it wonderful! They chose figgerfrom all the rest. Pictured above is Kiser's own Miss Tloberta Lovewell Comber her attendent Rexina Solid Decrepit Instructors Polo Pon ies Kiser teachers have been contrib- to an Old Age Teachers Fund nearly 16 years and now at last have compiled a neat balance. total amount collected during these 16 years was 52.02, 4 bus tokens, ana 1 wooden nickle. LONDON JUNE 2, 1931 Don't Waste Your Time By Reading This Story A big nothing is what this story is. The only reason for its being here is to fill space. Did you every try to write a 100-word story without having anything to write? Well, I am and I don't. Don't waste your time reading this because I guarantee it will not be interesting. If you hang on for 39 more words though, that will be -all. As long as you've read this, far, struggle on. With an apt quotation from Dickin- son I'll bring this enlightening and entertaining article to a close. 'Tm nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's a pair of us. Grain Market Overflows North Dayton grain market 1 April, lFlash news bulletin-Kiserls granary officials reported the silo, the old smokestack was overflowing with commodities, such as crushed corn Hakes, ventilated rye bread, and smoked beans. These items for the first hour of the morning remained as low as V2 cent a bite since they were sold to the cafeteria. iContinued from Page lj 1 TIMES ' s ,,.. f 'fi ,. X.. 3 . v A f rg -,...., . .06 fi. . 1 1, . . In 1 . . 1 Don Parrot Gets Up In The Wifle World That isn't a Cleveland Indian fan sitting up there on that pole. No, its Don Parrot showing his teachers that they canlt give him so much home work. Don has been sitting on the Hag pole in front of the school for the past two grading periods. Taking food to Don is Lee Gaines who has been helping in a line bra- gade which Don has formed. When we asked Don how the weather has been he told us Ha bit chilly at times. Another thing he said was that he wished the birds would quite thinking he was a statue. In , Black SL Lee Monument Coz I23l EAST l7ll 'l'H S'l'REl'l'l' DAYTON. DHI!! Open Daily Until 6:00 P.M. lies. Phone HE i328 Evenings and Sunday by Blushin' Tillie Gives Color To Television Blushin' Tillie, Kiser's wonder boy, made a discovery last Wed. in his labratory that will revolutionize tele- vision. Rainbow T.V. glass is the name he gives his product. Mr. Tillie accidentally dropped his glasses in his girl friend's hair dye. The outcome was colored glasses for watching T.V. An assembly is being planned in recognition of Tillie's find. Senator Robert CWe can do itb Taft will speak on What Tillie Has Done followed by a presentation of a plaque. The first colored T.V. glasses can be bought in five and dime stores for twenty cents. Trade name for the glasses will be Blushin' Tillie's' Rain- bow T. V. Eye glasses. La Brown and Little Boy Blue will watch the first colored T.V. show. l ka' X ,- L ' tt i S , ,-7, -xx Qtr- gl ,N -, Q. ., - , . .: .., 1 -s . iv,-2'-' . ..,,k5!1. , 1 ' fit-T -2.12. , I-W3-I L 0 L1 ' rye.. 4. at 1' Q . nf, . 'Cs T tu -- fqiqfiil-k .- ny: QZNQLIV. E. T- L:..ii.h lui:-i,?,. 1 ' Chocolate Cakes made iust right, Taste adventure in every bite. Thirfty taste-thrills galore Deliciousness you'll adore. SCHATTSCHNEIDER BAKERY, lNC. 700 Troy St. and Arcade Murlcel 1 i Fine Candies Baked Goods Lunch Meats aPP0i ' OB'ice Phone HE 3942 . BURREY'S DELTCATESSEN . 429 Troy St. '- F , We a ecialize in P BUSSE'S FRESH and SMOKED SA USAGE from FORT LORAMIE WAGNER'S MARKET I l20l Troy Street AD 3532 - 99 gznelma C,gQeinfiar? 815 Qciuowaa Qjllreel eauty Qjftop Qwums 8080 H l, Ice cream Soft drinks S Sandwiches Tl'0y Q L00 SIS. AD 0371 supplies i Keep Spic K: Span With Our Cleaning , I.. Spic 81 Span Dry Cleaners 1 . . V i 1 ' m my Q' ' 119 Valley st. We Deliver Fu. 9921 Rough 'n' tough boys' dress ox- fords styled just like dad's. Sturdy elk uppers with extra long wearing soles that can really take punishment. Come in today for the best selec- tion. SIZES 25 to 6. I B E E RMAN s COMPLETE FAMILY SHOE DEPARTMENT