Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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I pi . .e-'fa' . Y , -ii- , g ,-- 'W-' f ..- sis 1-a+ fi-2'-:Tiff Q I., Dean C: What are you thinking about? Noah: Thanks for the compliment. Elinor Fair Cin American Problemsj: There's a great oversupply of women. Dale A.: This sure is a patriotic pen. Bill U.: How come? Dale: It's gone dry, boy, gone dry. Frannie: I can read you like a book. Freddie: Then you'd better skip a few chapters. Mrs. Knobbs: Give me some information about the Liberty Bell. Selby: It is going to ring in two minutes. Mr. Brown: Are you the waiter who took my order? Waiter: Yes. Mr. Brown: You certainly hold your age well. How are your grandchildren? Papa: You were up late last night, daugh- ter? Ina: Yes, papa, our fresh air club met on the veranda. Papa: Who belongs to your fresh air club? Ina: just Jack and me. When some people graduate from college they sign their names with L.L.D., M.D., or Ph.D., but even before Francis Funk graduates he signs his name Francis Funk, B. V. D., which means Born Very Dumb. Elinor: I should have more credit on that first question. I wrote seven pages. Mrs. Knobbs: We don't weigh the pap' ers. Alfred: Yes, I'm a track man. Mrs. Crow: What section do you work on? Mr. Cavett: Students, I am dismissing you ten minutes early today. Please go out quietly so as not to wake the other classes. CMan entering Straw's Restaurantj: Where's the proprietor of this restaurant? Loren: I'Ie's gone out to lunch. Mrs. Knobbs: Chester, I see you're a foot' ball fellow with your teachers as well as on the gridiron. Oscar P.: Howsat? Mrs. Knobbs: You kick, pass and run. I love the taste of lipstick, said Ottmer to Ruth G. She blushed, then hesitated, and passed him her vanity case! The lesson was on charity and human kindness. The teacher illustrated: ujohnny if I were to see a man beating his donkey and made him stop what would I be showing? johnny: Brotherly love. Kenneth: Girls are better looking than men. Ruth S.: Why, naturally! Kenneth: No, artificially. Coach Cafter practicej: Cowan, did you take a shower? Noah: No, is one of 'em missing? Marie D.: What a nutty poem! Mary Jane: Is it Shelley? He: She's not very amusing, is she? She: No, she couldn't even entertain a doubt. 'I 9. 1 1 L I lI89ll

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