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I pi . .e-'fa' . Y , -ii- , g ,-- 'W-' f ..- sis 1-a+ fi-2'-:Tiff Q I., Dean C: What are you thinking about? Noah: Thanks for the compliment. Elinor Fair Cin American Problemsj: There's a great oversupply of women. Dale A.: This sure is a patriotic pen. Bill U.: How come? Dale: It's gone dry, boy, gone dry. Frannie: I can read you like a book. Freddie: Then you'd better skip a few chapters. Mrs. Knobbs: Give me some information about the Liberty Bell. Selby: It is going to ring in two minutes. Mr. Brown: Are you the waiter who took my order? Waiter: Yes. Mr. Brown: You certainly hold your age well. How are your grandchildren? Papa: You were up late last night, daugh- ter? Ina: Yes, papa, our fresh air club met on the veranda. Papa: Who belongs to your fresh air club? Ina: just Jack and me. When some people graduate from college they sign their names with L.L.D., M.D., or Ph.D., but even before Francis Funk graduates he signs his name Francis Funk, B. V. D., which means Born Very Dumb. Elinor: I should have more credit on that first question. I wrote seven pages. Mrs. Knobbs: We don't weigh the pap' ers. Alfred: Yes, I'm a track man. Mrs. Crow: What section do you work on? Mr. Cavett: Students, I am dismissing you ten minutes early today. Please go out quietly so as not to wake the other classes. CMan entering Straw's Restaurantj: Where's the proprietor of this restaurant? Loren: I'Ie's gone out to lunch. Mrs. Knobbs: Chester, I see you're a foot' ball fellow with your teachers as well as on the gridiron. Oscar P.: Howsat? Mrs. Knobbs: You kick, pass and run. I love the taste of lipstick, said Ottmer to Ruth G. She blushed, then hesitated, and passed him her vanity case! The lesson was on charity and human kindness. The teacher illustrated: ujohnny if I were to see a man beating his donkey and made him stop what would I be showing? johnny: Brotherly love. Kenneth: Girls are better looking than men. Ruth S.: Why, naturally! Kenneth: No, artificially. Coach Cafter practicej: Cowan, did you take a shower? Noah: No, is one of 'em missing? Marie D.: What a nutty poem! Mary Jane: Is it Shelley? He: She's not very amusing, is she? She: No, she couldn't even entertain a doubt. 'I 9. 1 1 L I lI89ll
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- Kfgij YQ li-l -11, ' '- -it .-.- - f4+. 4 '2- .Iuanita L.: Did you make a mistake in your theme? Earl H.: I thought skirts should be ab' breviated. George: Why do you call me Pilgrim? Alice: Every time you call you make a little progress. Mabel: Ilve had my face lifted. Lucille: Nonsense! Who'd steal such a thing? Our yell leaders and songsters have earned their A. B. degrees meaning, A Bellowerf' Juanita E.: Say, I like that hat. Helen W.: I'm awful glad because I lost the one you lent me and I took this one. Ellison Cassidy thinks 'LNo man's Land is the girl's gymnasium. Mildred H.: Bob, where in the world did you get that horrible necktie? Bob W.: jokes on you. You gave it to me last Christmas. Billy Brott tried several hours but he couldn't get a telegram below eleven words. So he wrote a letter. Isabelle: Comb your hair! Haven't you any pride? Zelpha B.: No, I havenit any comb. Alfred H.: Can you keep a secret? Hunter: I sure can. Alfred: Well, l'm in need of five bucks. Hunter: Be at rest. It is as if I'd heard Z ,, , ,, H 5 :fr ' QYHS? A - I P Marie D.: Say, Mary, why did you break your engagement with Ted, the schoolf teacher? Mary: I was a little late one evening and he wanted me to give him a written excuse signed by my mother. Mrs. Knobbs: See here, young man, you can't sleep in this class! Phillip A.: I know it. I've been trying for half an hour. I Dumb: Two persons were walking down the street. One was tall and one was short. The tall one was the short one's son but the short one was not the tall one's father. Dumber: Impossible! How do you explain that? Dumb: Well, it was his mother. Don't you think my girl has a neck like a swan. I don't know. I never necked a swan. Howard R.: How old are you? Thelma E.: I told you I was eighteen. Howard: Yes, but how old are you now? Mary F.: How old is Mrs. Swaney? Lizzie R.: Don't know, but everybody was overcome with heat from the candles at her last birthday party. What kind of a guy is Ray Archer? He's the kind of a chap who would wire his mother for money on Mother's Day. Mother: When I was young, girls never thought of doing the things they do today. Elinor F.: Well, that's why they didn't nothing. do them. N ni S., 1 ,' l x - -1 , . . UZPZMQ ...L IISSII
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