Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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3 .45 1' -if ' . gl' ,g as s - :gg 2534 'iiil-Y 'l ARE YOU GUILTY? Some information found in examination: The plural of spouse is spice. The subjects have a right to partition the king. A mosquito is a half breed, child of a black person married to a white. The population of New England is too dry for farming. A vacuum is a large empty space where the pope lives. In your sermon you spoke of a baby as a new wave on the ocean of life, remarked Mr. Burroughs. Yes, sir, replied the minister, a poet' ical figure of speechf' Don't you think, suggested the experif enced Dr. Burroughs, that a fresh squall would hit the mark better? Never argue with a customer as you did just now. Remember a customer is always right, cautioned the manager of the Penny store. What was it all about? Kenneth Mock: Well, she started out by saying we were a bunch of low down swindf lers. Hal Holloway: 'iWhat does a Zebra ref semble? Dorothy Propst: I don't know. What? Hal: A sport model Jackass. Correct this sentence-'iBefore any damf age could be did the tire was put out by the volunteer hre department. Bright Student Cprobably Catherine Bramf lettlz The fire was put out before any damf age could be done by the volunteer fire def partment. -if i TELLING HIM Harriet: Are these jokes original? Soph: Yes, I wrote them. Harriet: Then you must be older than you look. Adelbert: When do you do your hardest work? jim W.: Before breakfast always. Adelbert: What do you do? Jim: Try to get outa bed. Marion B.: You Seniors aren't what you used to be. Lucille B.: How's that? Marion: You were juniors last year, weren't you? Miss Ray: Bob, this is the third time you've looked at Harriet's paper. Bob: I know it. She doesn't plain. write very I have always maintained, declared Pete, that no two people on earth think alike. You'll change your mind, said Mrs. Pete, when you take a look at our wedding presents. Mrs. Knobbs: What is an American Problems teacher? Phillip: That's a person who is paid to study sleeping conditions among students. Mrs. Knobbs: In your case, yes. What does Howard do with that loud, red necktie of his? He wears it in history. When his head falls down on his chest the tie wakes him up again. I , wx ' i f fYZ,Zw1a ..' f ll 86 ll

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