Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

Page 113 text:

.,,.A ul, -V W I ,nf Y ' ,. v 714, E-E-I ,., pn: SCQQFERS X ,303 V if I b :I rs , U ' '55 H8511

Page 112 text:

fs. .L -1: -of L s .7 I FAVORITE BOOKS Alfred Hardin-The Sheik. Ivlargaretta Spencer-Pollyanna. Herbert Hartford-Little Lord Fauntleroy Alice Bragg-Old Fashioned Girl. Chester Partin--Peck's Bad Boy. Robert Wright-How to Be a Successful Salesman. Bernice Sneed-fThe Sketch Book. Guy Hudson-Travels with a Donkey. Billy BrottvThe Other Wise Man. Jack Dobbins-A Modern Instance. Anna Margaret Link--Youth. Fred GreenfThe Little Minister. Mr. Brown-sOur Mutual Friend. INNOCENCE IS BLISS! Mr. Brown: Do you know the main difference between sheep and goats? Sheep produce wool and goats produce-what? Girls Qunanimouslyj: Milk ! Marie Dickie had gone to visit a newly married couple. Mrs. Dickie asked if they seemed happy. Marie replied, Oh, they're happy enough but they Lindbergh you to death. Baflled Mrs. Dickie: 'lThey Lindbergh you? What do you mean? Sweet Marie: L'Well, it was 'WE' this and 'WE' that and 'WE' that and 'WE' this the whole time I was there. When apples grow on palm trees, And snow comes falling down in june, When the Sahara desert gets muddy- Then is when I like to study. Crazy: Is Wesley Winget a good driver? Crazierz Well, when a road turns the same time he does it's a coincidence. MR. BROWN'S FAVORITE STORY The deacon was an Ozark man and as such he was strong against these new fangf led fads and idearsf' Consequently, the deacon bought a new span of horses and a buggy. The Sunday after his purchase he took his wife for a ride. Soon they came to the town of Osseo. A sign said SPEED LIM- IT, 15 MILES AN HOUR. The deacon looked at the sign, read it, then gasped ex' citedly, L'Here, Mary, you take the lines and I'll use the whip. I don't know. Maybe we can make itli' CAN IT BE? Louise Bragg: How do you spell mon' key? Frances Eggert: Dfofrfoftfhfy CGri1lith?j Crystal Cin agriculture classj: Wayne, what do you call that thing in the gym that has two handles on its back and you jump over it? A Horse? Wayne: Yes Crystal Qenergeticallyj: L'Letls go down and judge it then. A kind old gentleman noticed a short but chubby boy carrying a great bunch of news' papers. He approached the boy and said: Don't all those papers make you tired, my boy? The boy, whose name is Wilbur Rinef hart, looked at the kindly old man in astonf ishment and then answered, Naw, I don't read 'emfi Francis: Do you know how to make a peach cordial? Bob E.: Sure, send her some candy. .. :I f - . x,-. H Q., ff . ' -2 7 .. . I ,f 4- : - Q M 77 -2 QQ. N I84l

Page 114 text:

3 .45 1' -if ' . gl' ,g as s - :gg 2534 'iiil-Y 'l ARE YOU GUILTY? Some information found in examination: The plural of spouse is spice. The subjects have a right to partition the king. A mosquito is a half breed, child of a black person married to a white. The population of New England is too dry for farming. A vacuum is a large empty space where the pope lives. In your sermon you spoke of a baby as a new wave on the ocean of life, remarked Mr. Burroughs. Yes, sir, replied the minister, a poet' ical figure of speechf' Don't you think, suggested the experif enced Dr. Burroughs, that a fresh squall would hit the mark better? Never argue with a customer as you did just now. Remember a customer is always right, cautioned the manager of the Penny store. What was it all about? Kenneth Mock: Well, she started out by saying we were a bunch of low down swindf lers. Hal Holloway: 'iWhat does a Zebra ref semble? Dorothy Propst: I don't know. What? Hal: A sport model Jackass. Correct this sentence-'iBefore any damf age could be did the tire was put out by the volunteer hre department. Bright Student Cprobably Catherine Bramf lettlz The fire was put out before any damf age could be done by the volunteer fire def partment. -if i TELLING HIM Harriet: Are these jokes original? Soph: Yes, I wrote them. Harriet: Then you must be older than you look. Adelbert: When do you do your hardest work? jim W.: Before breakfast always. Adelbert: What do you do? Jim: Try to get outa bed. Marion B.: You Seniors aren't what you used to be. Lucille B.: How's that? Marion: You were juniors last year, weren't you? Miss Ray: Bob, this is the third time you've looked at Harriet's paper. Bob: I know it. She doesn't plain. write very I have always maintained, declared Pete, that no two people on earth think alike. You'll change your mind, said Mrs. Pete, when you take a look at our wedding presents. Mrs. Knobbs: What is an American Problems teacher? Phillip: That's a person who is paid to study sleeping conditions among students. Mrs. Knobbs: In your case, yes. What does Howard do with that loud, red necktie of his? He wears it in history. When his head falls down on his chest the tie wakes him up again. I , wx ' i f fYZ,Zw1a ..' f ll 86 ll