Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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fs. .L -1: -of L s .7 I FAVORITE BOOKS Alfred Hardin-The Sheik. Ivlargaretta Spencer-Pollyanna. Herbert Hartford-Little Lord Fauntleroy Alice Bragg-Old Fashioned Girl. Chester Partin--Peck's Bad Boy. Robert Wright-How to Be a Successful Salesman. Bernice Sneed-fThe Sketch Book. Guy Hudson-Travels with a Donkey. Billy BrottvThe Other Wise Man. Jack Dobbins-A Modern Instance. Anna Margaret Link--Youth. Fred GreenfThe Little Minister. Mr. Brown-sOur Mutual Friend. INNOCENCE IS BLISS! Mr. Brown: Do you know the main difference between sheep and goats? Sheep produce wool and goats produce-what? Girls Qunanimouslyj: Milk ! Marie Dickie had gone to visit a newly married couple. Mrs. Dickie asked if they seemed happy. Marie replied, Oh, they're happy enough but they Lindbergh you to death. Baflled Mrs. Dickie: 'lThey Lindbergh you? What do you mean? Sweet Marie: L'Well, it was 'WE' this and 'WE' that and 'WE' that and 'WE' this the whole time I was there. When apples grow on palm trees, And snow comes falling down in june, When the Sahara desert gets muddy- Then is when I like to study. Crazy: Is Wesley Winget a good driver? Crazierz Well, when a road turns the same time he does it's a coincidence. MR. BROWN'S FAVORITE STORY The deacon was an Ozark man and as such he was strong against these new fangf led fads and idearsf' Consequently, the deacon bought a new span of horses and a buggy. The Sunday after his purchase he took his wife for a ride. Soon they came to the town of Osseo. A sign said SPEED LIM- IT, 15 MILES AN HOUR. The deacon looked at the sign, read it, then gasped ex' citedly, L'Here, Mary, you take the lines and I'll use the whip. I don't know. Maybe we can make itli' CAN IT BE? Louise Bragg: How do you spell mon' key? Frances Eggert: Dfofrfoftfhfy CGri1lith?j Crystal Cin agriculture classj: Wayne, what do you call that thing in the gym that has two handles on its back and you jump over it? A Horse? Wayne: Yes Crystal Qenergeticallyj: L'Letls go down and judge it then. A kind old gentleman noticed a short but chubby boy carrying a great bunch of news' papers. He approached the boy and said: Don't all those papers make you tired, my boy? The boy, whose name is Wilbur Rinef hart, looked at the kindly old man in astonf ishment and then answered, Naw, I don't read 'emfi Francis: Do you know how to make a peach cordial? Bob E.: Sure, send her some candy. .. :I f - . x,-. H Q., ff . ' -2 7 .. . I ,f 4- : - Q M 77 -2 QQ. N I84l

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