Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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fa. .,.,..Lr- -A g ,V A f BY THEIR HAIR SHALL YE KNOW THEM! Elinor FairfHer fantastic Coiifure. Jack Dobbins and Irzse ThompsonHTheir unbobbed locks. Billy Hill and Corrine Locke-Their auf burn tresses. Mildred E. Bowen-Her curls. Helen Waddill and Olive BramhalleTheir Boy Bobs. Wayne Salisburyd 'His beautiful wave. Robert HutchisonAThe startled appearf ance of his hair. J. W. HalladayeThe patent leather Hnf ish of his hair. EXTRAORDINARY OCCURRENCE! Mr. Brown: Human population is in creasing faster than cow population. Tillie Q5 had been FD: What grade did you make on that test, Clayton? Clayton: just a little below While gazing 'cross the campus One day in drizzling rain, I saw a lot of green stuff That looked like moving grain, But when it came up closer, And was just about to pass, I sawfto my horror- 'Twas the new sophomore class! Mr. Neville thought that he and his wife should have more recreation, so he purchased a billiard table for himself and a new wash' ing machine for his wife. K Miss Hanks: Do any burns ever just WE WONDER-- If Dental Yowell were killed, would Edna Dyer faint? If corn were peanuts would Bill Shelfeton? If james had a girl would he Walker? If Louise captured a whale, would she Bragg? If Robert kissed Mildred would he do Wright? If Harriet has a Swain? If she were pinched would Linnie be Still? If she were in love would Marion eat Pickles? If Ray had lived in Robin Hood's time, would he have been an Archer? If Elinor could ever be more Fair? If Alfred works Hardfin school? If Maurice likes Wallles? If Mary Ellen nursed a sick man would he become a Wellfman? If Leo ever builds Barnes? Louise Cosby: 'iMiss Hanks isn't so smart. Laura Garth: How do you know? Louise: MI asked her the Latin for Black Bottom and she didn't know it. Miss Wynkoop: Elinor, the girls quarf tette sings a song about you. It's name is 'Elinorfll Clayton Bigsby: That's nothing. It sings about 'The Old Gray Mare,' toofl George Davis Ctrying to teach Alice how to drivejz Now, dear, when you want to stop all you have to do is put on the brake. Alice Cummins: Put on the brake? George: Yes happen? Alice: But I thought the brake came on Mary Eleanor Anderson: Yes, sunburn. the car! r x fy. b Pi- 1',o,,- 1,0 7 f' . - 51717 . . ,4x A , Q N ll32ll

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fs. .L -1: -of L s .7 I FAVORITE BOOKS Alfred Hardin-The Sheik. Ivlargaretta Spencer-Pollyanna. Herbert Hartford-Little Lord Fauntleroy Alice Bragg-Old Fashioned Girl. Chester Partin--Peck's Bad Boy. Robert Wright-How to Be a Successful Salesman. Bernice Sneed-fThe Sketch Book. Guy Hudson-Travels with a Donkey. Billy BrottvThe Other Wise Man. Jack Dobbins-A Modern Instance. Anna Margaret Link--Youth. Fred GreenfThe Little Minister. Mr. Brown-sOur Mutual Friend. INNOCENCE IS BLISS! Mr. Brown: Do you know the main difference between sheep and goats? Sheep produce wool and goats produce-what? Girls Qunanimouslyj: Milk ! Marie Dickie had gone to visit a newly married couple. Mrs. Dickie asked if they seemed happy. Marie replied, Oh, they're happy enough but they Lindbergh you to death. Baflled Mrs. Dickie: 'lThey Lindbergh you? What do you mean? Sweet Marie: L'Well, it was 'WE' this and 'WE' that and 'WE' that and 'WE' this the whole time I was there. When apples grow on palm trees, And snow comes falling down in june, When the Sahara desert gets muddy- Then is when I like to study. Crazy: Is Wesley Winget a good driver? Crazierz Well, when a road turns the same time he does it's a coincidence. MR. BROWN'S FAVORITE STORY The deacon was an Ozark man and as such he was strong against these new fangf led fads and idearsf' Consequently, the deacon bought a new span of horses and a buggy. The Sunday after his purchase he took his wife for a ride. Soon they came to the town of Osseo. A sign said SPEED LIM- IT, 15 MILES AN HOUR. The deacon looked at the sign, read it, then gasped ex' citedly, L'Here, Mary, you take the lines and I'll use the whip. I don't know. Maybe we can make itli' CAN IT BE? Louise Bragg: How do you spell mon' key? Frances Eggert: Dfofrfoftfhfy CGri1lith?j Crystal Cin agriculture classj: Wayne, what do you call that thing in the gym that has two handles on its back and you jump over it? A Horse? Wayne: Yes Crystal Qenergeticallyj: L'Letls go down and judge it then. A kind old gentleman noticed a short but chubby boy carrying a great bunch of news' papers. He approached the boy and said: Don't all those papers make you tired, my boy? The boy, whose name is Wilbur Rinef hart, looked at the kindly old man in astonf ishment and then answered, Naw, I don't read 'emfi Francis: Do you know how to make a peach cordial? Bob E.: Sure, send her some candy. .. :I f - . x,-. H Q., ff . ' -2 7 .. . I ,f 4- : - Q M 77 -2 QQ. N I84l