Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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fa. .,.,..Lr- -A g ,V A f BY THEIR HAIR SHALL YE KNOW THEM! Elinor FairfHer fantastic Coiifure. Jack Dobbins and Irzse ThompsonHTheir unbobbed locks. Billy Hill and Corrine Locke-Their auf burn tresses. Mildred E. Bowen-Her curls. Helen Waddill and Olive BramhalleTheir Boy Bobs. Wayne Salisburyd 'His beautiful wave. Robert HutchisonAThe startled appearf ance of his hair. J. W. HalladayeThe patent leather Hnf ish of his hair. EXTRAORDINARY OCCURRENCE! Mr. Brown: Human population is in creasing faster than cow population. Tillie Q5 had been FD: What grade did you make on that test, Clayton? Clayton: just a little below While gazing 'cross the campus One day in drizzling rain, I saw a lot of green stuff That looked like moving grain, But when it came up closer, And was just about to pass, I sawfto my horror- 'Twas the new sophomore class! Mr. Neville thought that he and his wife should have more recreation, so he purchased a billiard table for himself and a new wash' ing machine for his wife. K Miss Hanks: Do any burns ever just WE WONDER-- If Dental Yowell were killed, would Edna Dyer faint? If corn were peanuts would Bill Shelfeton? If james had a girl would he Walker? If Louise captured a whale, would she Bragg? If Robert kissed Mildred would he do Wright? If Harriet has a Swain? If she were pinched would Linnie be Still? If she were in love would Marion eat Pickles? If Ray had lived in Robin Hood's time, would he have been an Archer? If Elinor could ever be more Fair? If Alfred works Hardfin school? If Maurice likes Wallles? If Mary Ellen nursed a sick man would he become a Wellfman? If Leo ever builds Barnes? Louise Cosby: 'iMiss Hanks isn't so smart. Laura Garth: How do you know? Louise: MI asked her the Latin for Black Bottom and she didn't know it. Miss Wynkoop: Elinor, the girls quarf tette sings a song about you. It's name is 'Elinorfll Clayton Bigsby: That's nothing. It sings about 'The Old Gray Mare,' toofl George Davis Ctrying to teach Alice how to drivejz Now, dear, when you want to stop all you have to do is put on the brake. Alice Cummins: Put on the brake? George: Yes happen? Alice: But I thought the brake came on Mary Eleanor Anderson: Yes, sunburn. the car! r x fy. b Pi- 1',o,,- 1,0 7 f' . - 51717 . . ,4x A , Q N ll32ll

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