Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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.,-'G . f ,Z .,,...., 35 Ai! ??':A 1 r 4 Q4 1 r H' ' V '-ilk' , , T l 'Q M ' .., la .. gn. K2 .F 3 Mi WHO- A pigeon toed senior girl who doesn't see why she can't dress like her older sis' ters and wear high heels. She makes herself known to the student body and faculty by her many questions and restless actions. She's a sweet pickle. A junior boy, slender and dark, is extremely talented and knows it. He exf cels in art and music while he devotes himf self to debating as a pastime. Amusing and witty. A sophomore boy, very tall anderwonder of all wonders --he possesses a very natty mustache! A junior girl, tall, dark complexioned and believes that the way to the heart is through the stomach. Consequently, she is very conf spicuous around the Home Ec. department. Her effort to get her man has seemingly been successful because a light haired osteopath has been frequently observed dutifully waiting for her on the corners adjacent to the high school. A newcomer to our school is this senior boy. He is noted for his interesting ways. He has a very inconsistent habit of going bare' headed while he wears heavy kid gloves on his hands. Witty and nervous, he is much liked despite his oddities. This sophomore girl is very skilled in athletics, especially basketball. Though it is not generally known, she can whistle better than most boys and many birds. She is small and dark. Sad to say, she received a black eye While playing basketball. Juanita More: ls he selffcentered? Jack Dobbins: Selffcentered? Why, that guy thinks 'Hail, hail, the gang's all here' is a solo. SOME K. H. S. GARDEN WEEDS Noxious WeedsMBill Unash, and Marion Pickell. Red CloversACordelia Floyd and Paul Weaver. Stick Tights-Fred Green and Dale Ol' iver. Smart weedsfMarian Baldridge, Harriet Swain, Ruth Snyder and Claude Hills. Kenneth Hopewell: I flatter myself, as the saying goes, that honesty is painted on my face. Mr. Brown: Erfyes,'-wif you make allow' ance for typographical errors. SPYING WOMAN Mildred Howland: Robert tells me all his secrets. Lucille Bondurant: Well, you don't object to that, do you? Mildred: Oh, I don't know. I think I'd rather find them out. Loren Straw: Mamma, what are you going to get me for my birthday? Mrs. Straw: Anything to keep you quiet. Loren: Well, nothing will keep me quiet but a new drum. The poet and ornithologist Differ in ways absurd. One writeseuthe bird is on the wing. The other answers- No such thing. The wing is on the bird. Alyce Arnold: J, W., will you always be my friend? J. W.: Sure, until tooth picks are made of the board of education. Ag g ' ala 4 , .F 45- isoi

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fa. .,.,..Lr- -A g ,V A f BY THEIR HAIR SHALL YE KNOW THEM! Elinor FairfHer fantastic Coiifure. Jack Dobbins and Irzse ThompsonHTheir unbobbed locks. Billy Hill and Corrine Locke-Their auf burn tresses. Mildred E. Bowen-Her curls. Helen Waddill and Olive BramhalleTheir Boy Bobs. Wayne Salisburyd 'His beautiful wave. Robert HutchisonAThe startled appearf ance of his hair. J. W. HalladayeThe patent leather Hnf ish of his hair. EXTRAORDINARY OCCURRENCE! Mr. Brown: Human population is in creasing faster than cow population. Tillie Q5 had been FD: What grade did you make on that test, Clayton? Clayton: just a little below While gazing 'cross the campus One day in drizzling rain, I saw a lot of green stuff That looked like moving grain, But when it came up closer, And was just about to pass, I sawfto my horror- 'Twas the new sophomore class! Mr. Neville thought that he and his wife should have more recreation, so he purchased a billiard table for himself and a new wash' ing machine for his wife. K Miss Hanks: Do any burns ever just WE WONDER-- If Dental Yowell were killed, would Edna Dyer faint? If corn were peanuts would Bill Shelfeton? If james had a girl would he Walker? If Louise captured a whale, would she Bragg? If Robert kissed Mildred would he do Wright? If Harriet has a Swain? If she were pinched would Linnie be Still? If she were in love would Marion eat Pickles? If Ray had lived in Robin Hood's time, would he have been an Archer? If Elinor could ever be more Fair? If Alfred works Hardfin school? If Maurice likes Wallles? If Mary Ellen nursed a sick man would he become a Wellfman? If Leo ever builds Barnes? Louise Cosby: 'iMiss Hanks isn't so smart. Laura Garth: How do you know? Louise: MI asked her the Latin for Black Bottom and she didn't know it. Miss Wynkoop: Elinor, the girls quarf tette sings a song about you. It's name is 'Elinorfll Clayton Bigsby: That's nothing. It sings about 'The Old Gray Mare,' toofl George Davis Ctrying to teach Alice how to drivejz Now, dear, when you want to stop all you have to do is put on the brake. Alice Cummins: Put on the brake? George: Yes happen? Alice: But I thought the brake came on Mary Eleanor Anderson: Yes, sunburn. the car! r x fy. b Pi- 1',o,,- 1,0 7 f' . - 51717 . . ,4x A , Q N ll32ll