Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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.... I J f l .7 A . A as wrt Jl1g1'A'Ztr- J A NEW REASON FOR ATTENDING CHURCH I would be glad, said the clergyman, after he had given out the text for his serf mon, 'tif the young man who is standing outside the door would come in and make absolutely certain whether she is here to' night or not. That would be a great deal better than opening the door half an inch or so and thereby exposing the necks of the people on the back row to a current of cold air. TEACH HER BETTER, DOCTOR! We must pause, said Dr. Reeves, climbing out of his flivver. Yes, dear, said his wife. I heard the tire punctuatef' A little girl learned with amazement that she was to start to school in the fall. Why, mother, she protested, I can't go to school. I can't even read or write. Mabel Farley: How do you like the looks of my new girl friend? Carl Bartlett: L'She looks like seven miles of bad road to me. My father has become acquainted with many tongues in his life time, remarked Henrietta May. He must be a linguist then- Oh, no. just a doctor. Robert Wright Qto a tiresome customer who had tried on many, many pairs of slip' persj: L'Madam, are you shopping here? The customer: Certainly. Robert: 'sOh, I thought you were taking an inventory. FAMOUS ANSWERS Freshman: 'LI don't know. Sophomore: I am not prepared. junior: I do not remember. Senior: I don't believe I can add any' thing to what has been said. L'What's that a picture of, Harriet? asked Harriet England's small sister. That's the Goddess of Liberty. You can always tell her because she's got an ice cream cone in her hand, replied Harriet. Demarius Frederick: Why don't you use the comb I gave you? Georgia Mae Smith: I love it so much I can't part with it. Kind landlady LTo Mr. Allen, the K. H. S. absent minded professorj: Here's the doctor to see you. Mr. Allen: 'Tm not receiving visitors today. Please tell him I'm sick. Dale Attebury: I spent last evening with the one I love best. Bill Unash: Don't you ever get tired of staying alone? My husband has disappeared, Mrs. Reeves excitedly told a policeman at the police court one day when her husband for' got to tell her where he was going, he just walked out and hasn't come back. Here's his picture. I want him found at once. Police CAfter he had carefully studied the picturej Why? Of all sad words of tongue or pen The saddest are these, I have flunked again. t x l I , 5' v , I-A '2 - I im

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.,-'G . f ,Z .,,...., 35 Ai! ??':A 1 r 4 Q4 1 r H' ' V '-ilk' , , T l 'Q M ' .., la .. gn. K2 .F 3 Mi WHO- A pigeon toed senior girl who doesn't see why she can't dress like her older sis' ters and wear high heels. She makes herself known to the student body and faculty by her many questions and restless actions. She's a sweet pickle. A junior boy, slender and dark, is extremely talented and knows it. He exf cels in art and music while he devotes himf self to debating as a pastime. Amusing and witty. A sophomore boy, very tall anderwonder of all wonders --he possesses a very natty mustache! A junior girl, tall, dark complexioned and believes that the way to the heart is through the stomach. Consequently, she is very conf spicuous around the Home Ec. department. Her effort to get her man has seemingly been successful because a light haired osteopath has been frequently observed dutifully waiting for her on the corners adjacent to the high school. A newcomer to our school is this senior boy. He is noted for his interesting ways. He has a very inconsistent habit of going bare' headed while he wears heavy kid gloves on his hands. Witty and nervous, he is much liked despite his oddities. This sophomore girl is very skilled in athletics, especially basketball. Though it is not generally known, she can whistle better than most boys and many birds. She is small and dark. Sad to say, she received a black eye While playing basketball. Juanita More: ls he selffcentered? Jack Dobbins: Selffcentered? Why, that guy thinks 'Hail, hail, the gang's all here' is a solo. SOME K. H. S. GARDEN WEEDS Noxious WeedsMBill Unash, and Marion Pickell. Red CloversACordelia Floyd and Paul Weaver. Stick Tights-Fred Green and Dale Ol' iver. Smart weedsfMarian Baldridge, Harriet Swain, Ruth Snyder and Claude Hills. Kenneth Hopewell: I flatter myself, as the saying goes, that honesty is painted on my face. Mr. Brown: Erfyes,'-wif you make allow' ance for typographical errors. SPYING WOMAN Mildred Howland: Robert tells me all his secrets. Lucille Bondurant: Well, you don't object to that, do you? Mildred: Oh, I don't know. I think I'd rather find them out. Loren Straw: Mamma, what are you going to get me for my birthday? Mrs. Straw: Anything to keep you quiet. Loren: Well, nothing will keep me quiet but a new drum. The poet and ornithologist Differ in ways absurd. One writeseuthe bird is on the wing. The other answers- No such thing. The wing is on the bird. Alyce Arnold: J, W., will you always be my friend? J. W.: Sure, until tooth picks are made of the board of education. Ag g ' ala 4 , .F 45- isoi