Kirksville High School - Regit Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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..e -A a ' s a 45 -su x ' li -uv Y Guru- ' -tr , The Amalgamated Association of Man-Haters MILLY NEVILLE, President JUSTINA BROWN, VirefPres1dent WILMA KOLSTE, Sockatary Punrfosnff-To exterminate all men of marriageable age and to further the progress of Woman suffrage. MEMBERS advocates to her gentle sisters the practice of actually Cissm ALLEN--A worthy sister of the cause. Tries to eliminate blind dates and daters. RHNA K. ARBUTHNOTiSl16 likes jazz and jazz artists and is said to dance like an angle. She is very graceful and pretty. lt's too bad she hates the opposite sex so much. RoxY GASKEEN-A forceful and militant sister who helps the cause along by giving the society boxing lessons and destruction in the sisterly art of selffdefensc. VIOLET CAVETT-'A sister who will try to purify all the opposition by her scientific research, LILY P. MYERS-AS a trained nurse she has devoted herself to the service of others. She is not thinking of go' ing as a missionary to Afghanistan. FLoss11r Rmsvus-Another very radical member. She even touching snakes and bugs. She does not believe a man is necessary even if a mouse appears. JUSTINA BROWN-justina has been a faithful member since her last true love jilted her. Her principle attraction is her art of economy. Like Sir Thomas Moore she preaches reform and has been of great help to the society with her many suggestions for betterment. MILLY Nizvrrus-The speaker of the organization is also the reigning belle and has the men all floored. Gsoacna ANN THOMAS+Th6 girl of any man's dream. She's the soulful as well as the athletic type. WILMA Korsrn--Wilma is a bit flighty but is a dear girl. She's a trifle bitter against the men and has been since the last spring fever season. X -lg ra . V'-'fb' XS- .gf .V -Jil I . ,- ll ll 76

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.... I J f l .7 A . A as wrt Jl1g1'A'Ztr- J A NEW REASON FOR ATTENDING CHURCH I would be glad, said the clergyman, after he had given out the text for his serf mon, 'tif the young man who is standing outside the door would come in and make absolutely certain whether she is here to' night or not. That would be a great deal better than opening the door half an inch or so and thereby exposing the necks of the people on the back row to a current of cold air. TEACH HER BETTER, DOCTOR! We must pause, said Dr. Reeves, climbing out of his flivver. Yes, dear, said his wife. I heard the tire punctuatef' A little girl learned with amazement that she was to start to school in the fall. Why, mother, she protested, I can't go to school. I can't even read or write. Mabel Farley: How do you like the looks of my new girl friend? Carl Bartlett: L'She looks like seven miles of bad road to me. My father has become acquainted with many tongues in his life time, remarked Henrietta May. He must be a linguist then- Oh, no. just a doctor. Robert Wright Qto a tiresome customer who had tried on many, many pairs of slip' persj: L'Madam, are you shopping here? The customer: Certainly. Robert: 'sOh, I thought you were taking an inventory. FAMOUS ANSWERS Freshman: 'LI don't know. Sophomore: I am not prepared. junior: I do not remember. Senior: I don't believe I can add any' thing to what has been said. L'What's that a picture of, Harriet? asked Harriet England's small sister. That's the Goddess of Liberty. You can always tell her because she's got an ice cream cone in her hand, replied Harriet. Demarius Frederick: Why don't you use the comb I gave you? Georgia Mae Smith: I love it so much I can't part with it. Kind landlady LTo Mr. Allen, the K. H. S. absent minded professorj: Here's the doctor to see you. Mr. Allen: 'Tm not receiving visitors today. Please tell him I'm sick. Dale Attebury: I spent last evening with the one I love best. Bill Unash: Don't you ever get tired of staying alone? My husband has disappeared, Mrs. Reeves excitedly told a policeman at the police court one day when her husband for' got to tell her where he was going, he just walked out and hasn't come back. Here's his picture. I want him found at once. Police CAfter he had carefully studied the picturej Why? Of all sad words of tongue or pen The saddest are these, I have flunked again. t x l I , 5' v , I-A '2 - I im