Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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Things We Can Do Without I. The guy who wipes his feet on the back of your coat. 2. Taking notes in those seats. ii. The fresh air fiend who insists on having the windows wide open in 'Ian- uary. 4. The fellow who always eats onions for lunch. 5. Freshmen at an HO. B. ti. The fellow who is forever running clown the profession and bemoaning the faet that he didn't. enter medical school. Q5 X M ails Q6 iv, ., lg Nj, 'fi f,3 fi X Ill p it 1 . f f W 1 X Q 6006 - . 1055 LZ' log . ' ' Qi? X O Q Q14 .N 7. The wise guy who calls at three in the morning and says, HO. B. in the pit. 8. The fellow who never brings a date to the dance but consistently cuts in on you. Bob Brooks: Do you serve crabs here? Phil Morrison: Certainly, we serve any oneg sit down. ' 'WHY NOT? Found on a Fresh- man's Registration Card-Name of Par- ents: Mamma and y Papa. For SENIORS Only! 'ltmnos Wm NICVICR KNEW 't'u,1. Now l. llow little we really know. 2. Going into practice is not a Roman lloliclay. 3. Ilow time flies. Ll-. Our money and practice are just about exhausted. - 5. Six months is a very short time. ti. Medicine is a poor substitute for an Osteopathic treatment. 7. That the profs are right most of the time. S. There really is something to Osteop- athy. 9. That our heads can still fit under a square hat. IU. That we should be gentlemen. We're going to have a swell time tonight, the boy friend suggested. l've got three tickets for the theatre. Why do we need three seats? she asked. They're for your Father, Mother, and Kid Brother. Instructor Cto McArthur sitting near Porter who has gone to sleep during lec- turej: Wake him up. McArthur: Wake him up yourself. You put him to sleep. The irony of it all! Woman patient to Osteopath: Hurry np, give me a treatmentg I have an ap- pointment with my doctor. lt is all right to preserve wild life in the country but what to do with it in Kirks- ville is the problem. Constant exercise will enlarge any part of your body. Then why doesn't my wife look like Joe IC. Brown?

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Informal Introductions Fiucuiciucx L.Wif:r.1.s. l Fred is our idea of a perfect gentleman. His cultural attaininents are at all times evident, and his excellent man- ners would put Lord Chesterfield to shame. Fred is endowed with a small frame but very stentorian voice. To hear him talk from behind a screen, one would imagine that the mighty Goliath was bellowing at the puny David. Fred has been thoroughly educated, having received a degree in law before enrolling at K. C. O. S. He is well acquainted with the legal procedure necessary to cope with the hazards which beset a student in Kirksville. A knowl- edge of law is an essential part of a stu- dent's education, says Fred. Music of the better type is Fred's most avid pur- suit. He is a patron of the arts and a lover of natural beauty. His aim in life is to be a successful Osteopathic Physi- cian. We' extend our sincerest hopes that his ambition may be fully realized. How'm I doin', Fred? HARVEY DILLABOUGH. Dilly, as he is more popularly known, is one of the most prominent members of the senior class. Although We call him Dilly, Dilly-Dally l would be a much more . appropriate a ella- tion. Harvey hails from New Ygrlk and has never outgrown the big noise. Dilly's pastimes are: running into buses with new cars, studying intensely, and slap- ping professors on the back and saying Hi Doc . He is an inveterate back-slap- per and hand-shaker. Sometimes these tactics do not bring the anticipated re- wards. and Dilly is compelled to resort to Stuflylng CTch, Tchlllj. Dilly's ambition in life IS to become a bear-rug optician. He wants to put glass eyes in bear-rugs. Phe much coveted reward, namely, the rubber hershey with the wooden almonds Evill unquestionably fall to this illustrious oy. IIICRBERT A. WAI.- TLCRS. Now here is a roaring example of what a guy will become when he goes to college. Herbert must have been an inquisitive child be- cause he has never l stopped asking ques- tions since his inception into K. C. O. S. This cute habit has endeared to faculty and students alike. He is an indispens- able part of any major operation in the pit. We can't conceive of Dr. Earl, jr., performing even the most insignificant operation without the interrogations of Walters. His favorite pastimes arc: Asking questions, thinking of questions to ask, asking questions and asking ques- tions. Herbert's ambition in life is to be known as Dr. Quiz Walters. As the winner of the chewing gum bicycle with the glass seat Herbert is the indis- putable party to share this glory. D. R. STEPHENS. f Stevie, as he is pop- ularly known, is the Casanova, Cellini and Lochinvar of our dear old Alma Mater. Stevie's good nature and most pleasing personality have won for him a place in the heart of every pretty girl in Kirksville. His entrance into any class was a signal for exclamations of oh's and ah's from all the female members. He will long be remembered for his confirmations after each statement from the respective pro- fessors. The nod of his head and the blink of l1is eyes were considered indis- putable signs of veracity. Stevie's ambi- tion in life is to erect a statue in honor of the fair ladies who have given him the key to their hearts. To quote a statement from one of the most popular co-eds: I will never forget him!!! Neither will we. Saunders: Well, darling, I must stop writing because my roommate is looking over my shoulder. Frank Ward Croommatej: I am not!