Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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l. 2. 3. 4. 5 6 7 8 9 l0 ll I2 l3 14 I5 I6 l7 18 Sweet Remembrances That llrst Anatomy lixam, 'O. B.' in the pit. Two more cuts and you'll repeat this course. WJ, I 01'J,a!' Sw WA 0 . Ann 'Qui' An A An E,xp.,L'J-9w?v0'7' A n nfl- A nxgnnncs nn Aman ann n 5 A F nnh A Ann fl ,rn Close those 'Zf!!.-fZ8z f? windows!! If my girl doesn't write soon l'll it gk li The junior Prom. The morning after the Prom!! No smoking in this building. By order of the Dean. May I have this dance? Dr. ---'s Class will not meet this morning. Thank goodness the boards are over!!! jack Parfitt's good humor. The day Dr. Earl, jr. asked you to assist him. Bull sessions. Spring Vacation!! Xmas Vacation!! Griping-How could we live without it! Campus mud! The smoke and dust. Long distance, please, Cpausej Hello, dear, etc. . . just ten weeks to go!! l Question One!!! Who's got a blue book? l'm sure there is a mistake, Doctor, l have only four cuts. We're a little behind this week. Take twenty pages instead of ten for tomorrow's assignment. 45' af ' X lb-1 M T.G.I.F.!!! fThank God it's Friday.Q That long awaited check from home. Our hrst day in the clinic. Going to Kansas City this week-end? The Bachelors Dance. Dr. Stevens' ahem!! The swell dates - - -I! . Art Castle - Dick jurgens - Fletcher Henderson. - joe Rudnick slappin' the bass around. McQuarrie's indigestion. Dissecting during june and July.

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Things We Can Do Without I. The guy who wipes his feet on the back of your coat. 2. Taking notes in those seats. ii. The fresh air fiend who insists on having the windows wide open in 'Ian- uary. 4. The fellow who always eats onions for lunch. 5. Freshmen at an HO. B. ti. The fellow who is forever running clown the profession and bemoaning the faet that he didn't. enter medical school. Q5 X M ails Q6 iv, ., lg Nj, 'fi f,3 fi X Ill p it 1 . f f W 1 X Q 6006 - . 1055 LZ' log . ' ' Qi? X O Q Q14 .N 7. The wise guy who calls at three in the morning and says, HO. B. in the pit. 8. The fellow who never brings a date to the dance but consistently cuts in on you. Bob Brooks: Do you serve crabs here? Phil Morrison: Certainly, we serve any oneg sit down. ' 'WHY NOT? Found on a Fresh- man's Registration Card-Name of Par- ents: Mamma and y Papa. For SENIORS Only! 'ltmnos Wm NICVICR KNEW 't'u,1. Now l. llow little we really know. 2. Going into practice is not a Roman lloliclay. 3. Ilow time flies. Ll-. Our money and practice are just about exhausted. - 5. Six months is a very short time. ti. Medicine is a poor substitute for an Osteopathic treatment. 7. That the profs are right most of the time. S. There really is something to Osteop- athy. 9. That our heads can still fit under a square hat. IU. That we should be gentlemen. We're going to have a swell time tonight, the boy friend suggested. l've got three tickets for the theatre. Why do we need three seats? she asked. They're for your Father, Mother, and Kid Brother. Instructor Cto McArthur sitting near Porter who has gone to sleep during lec- turej: Wake him up. McArthur: Wake him up yourself. You put him to sleep. The irony of it all! Woman patient to Osteopath: Hurry np, give me a treatmentg I have an ap- pointment with my doctor. lt is all right to preserve wild life in the country but what to do with it in Kirks- ville is the problem. Constant exercise will enlarge any part of your body. Then why doesn't my wife look like Joe IC. Brown?