Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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EITIPIIASIS on the value of fresh an' and Q i sunshine durtng the past few decades has produced a virtually new industry, - ,L ,Tv-,E.,A. -,-, , no tlQIZ,IQli I gn s Zfs , --f , f. ct f -X A.. - ,gf-' -tice.. ,.-' ,.N- fr X ,. Xcnfl ns A ,f .N -M 'A '.-,.L'lA .1.fu Y ..,..,'-I.. .. :Ni .,.. e.,1f. ' l the Daytime Nightmares in or a Sundays Izrolic: in Dissection Lala Yes, it was a heaut1ful Sunday when I first got the urge to catch up on my d1ssec tion. The sun was streaming down in nla' ments of gold, hathmg the snug hamlet of Kirksville 111 warmth and radlance - such of tt that got heneath the smoke. It was snow mg, of course, and raining too hut what of it? Paradoxes are the spice of variety. or sometlnng and was I surprised to see the elements claslnng in such a hewildermg man ner? Ahsolutely not. Many a long day and nlght had I spent III the Itttle Ivllssourl v1l lage, and I had long SIITCC ceased heing sur prised at anythtng, But let me get on with the mudsltnging. 'Twas not often that I felt hke workmg on Sunday, Stx days each week I slaved away, learning thts, and that, and forgetting one thing so I could find room in my cerehral lohes for another. Day in and day out this unceasmg struggle went on and when Sundays came along I felt entitled to a chance to stretch myself out and dlp into a few choice morsels of Shakespeare, or a hit of de Mau passant, or perhaps recover from the pre vious 6X'Cl'l1I'Igl5 orgy. If I were truthful I should say that the latter was really my chief occupation on Sundays, But why should I g1ve myself away lrke that? No, I spent Sunf days attending church and readtng the Sun' day papers, heI1eve It or not. Anyhow, I got the urge one Sunday to do a l1ttle extra lahor IIT dlssectlon. Great sport. eh Jeeves? Dlnner over, I drew on my great coat no, my grey Coat, and .unhled over to contemplate I.,1l'-6 and try to hnd a few nerves of one sort or another, just to check up on the hook, you know, And everythtng was going dune nxcely untrl along came some delight ful young people w1th an intense craving for more knowledge. A young lady and her es cort, they were. I didnit know them, hut as evervhody who enters the dissection lah has something in common wnh everyhody else who makes that sad mistake. we greeted one another, 'iHello, I s.nd as I struggled to hreak a httle thread like structure which my con science kept telling me was a nerve and which I kept trylng to prove was merely a hit of IIISCLI, I-Iello ' they s.nd. There was an interval of hreathless silence as hoth he and she .IC clnnated themselves to this strange new world. How do you stand the smellli' she ex THE HOME DF REGISTERED BLUE BIRD DIAMOND RINGS GRUEN. ELGIN. HELBROS, HAMILTON AND LONGINES WATCHES FRATERNITY JEVVELRY We r'a1'1'y ll 1-omplete lint- of rings. eonlpnwts, pendants and otlwi' items with II'2ilPI'lIIIj' c-rests. THOMAS .IE ELRY HOU E East Side Square L lhlwj

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The Doctor le.1ds thc hgh! lor X Ll ' I lCQlST.lIl0U and tre.1tn'ent KN'l1lCll t,,11,1N fx Q. '.v1ll lmth prevent and eure the ll fl, Q K1 Q I ll. L 4 :Hi 5-K.-g.Z'1 H N ,, ' f ,, f, rntolerahle hurden ol the teclvle M pp in up lm E mi l l 1 ' l ' rnmded upon the rest ol the ...X Q. -.- lf. 1. T 11, W V' ' 'Il P V A ,A ,e ,,. 4 ... K-I A 1,-1 . Y people . ,W 4- we rug none. Heety, heyond .1ll doulwt, was not over enthus1.1st1c over the hner pornts o .1n.1tomy, AkWl1.1t's th.1t n.1styth1ng underneath the d1.1gr.1n1T' M.lI'fX' asked xv1th her 1ns.1tr.1hle eurrosrty. She could ask more duestrons rn five nunutes th.1n .lily of the .1n.1tnn'.y pro lessors l ever took exams from, Th.1t's the spleen. The t.ul of the p.1n CI'6.lS treltles the spleen T Thrs sent M.1rtx' rnto paroxysnis of shrrll, squeaky laughter .1 l.1 GIIICIB Allen, uQh what .1 funny s.1y1ng'N she exelnnied. Is that why you get treltled su C.lSllV rn the SlfOlH.lClIT,u Oh nuts ' l eussed rn .1 stage wlnsper. The t.ul of the lW.lITCYC.l5 treliles tl1e spleen. so th.1t's why you get treltled rn the stunr .1eh. But why don't you l1.1ve two spleens' You h.1ve two lungs, su xvhy d11n't you l1.1ve two spleersf 1 downed tl gallong of ill' , heer .11 .1 gulp Wrrwrrwg, the foam trorn my vest l turned .md se1:ed lVI.u'ty hy the grrdle. The sl111ulde1' grrdle, you know, nTVi.lI'fV,u l lwegan rn n1v hest Sunday School te.1el1ern1.1nner, Nature IS st 1ntetn11es very lund and snmetlntes very cruel, Some tunes she rs I'lglXf .Iliad sonxetrnies XK'I'UIlg She was rrght when she gave us 11nlv one ES'I'ABl,ISIlED 18410 Clark Hardware Co. TWEST SIDE SQUARE Kirksville, Missouri t. spleen th.1t's .1ll we need. But IV1.1rty, she llhldtl .1 h.1d n11st.1lte, She gave you one mouth, whreh rs rust tvvree .1s n1.1ny .1s you ought to h.1ve, .lllel no hrzuns, whrch rs very, very s.1d.U Oh Heetv, v1'e'd hetter go. The m.1n's gettrng eruss just heeruse we asked hnn some duestrnns. Come on Heety. 'AOh tell me, nnster, what dld .1ll these people dre TTOIITTN But l h.1d t'.unted. Nrght closed rng from down rn the 1n.1rshes c.une the lWT.lll1KlX'C c.1ll nt' the lovelorn lnt 1n. A quartette of frogs from the pl1vs111logy TJTW transported me un xvrngs of sung to dre.1n1l.1nd, tu the l.1nd of .1ll ansxvers .llTLl n-1 duestlons, The purple 11'11'1un darted across the rndrgo sky, .1nd drop ped lterplunlv rntn .1 hueltet xvhrlst the st.1rs rrnlqled rn surprrse L1 Po h.1d round lus mate' KIRKSVILLE MISSOURI I-T115 ac1.urn1ERss 1 r 1111 1