Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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The conquest ol tnsectvhorne J tlrseases m xltes possxhle the control 1 V 'l -1.1 ' T' rf' 5- T V. . t .Q .e K X A i. A.. f. Qi 0.91. , 'Nil ot yellow teyer rn the P.1n.1m.1 .1nd ,Y af F ' A href! tgmmi V elf: . ue' w men are tree to connect the tr.1de -F?-FY AF, ,J V V fQ5'lfQTQ1Xl A sgllt rl-111 ol the Hemrspheres -ll - ' X ' ' 'J 4- l4 - J-1 '- Q College Daze Station KCQS Broadcasting on a pulse Wave ot LLO Cubic lvlillirneters in Anastomosis With the Natural Vascular Network tSq11e.1k.y und grotmsh L.1d1es, gentlemen. .1nd suckers of the vast rztdro .lUdl6ITCtZ, .1 good evenlng to you' Thrs IS St.1t1on K C O S .thout to present one of the gre.1test, nwost lWl'E.lfl'l'E.1li1lIg .md stupendous entert.11n' ments ever eoneerved hy IXLIII for the .11r. Yes, this entert.unment will t.1ke the .!1l'. Welll proh.1hlyt.1ke rt too, Take our .1dy1ce. friends, Romans, Greeks, St.lI'X'llWg Armen 1.1ns .lIlLl trrpe peddlers, t.1lre our .1dv1ce' Turn oft your sets hefore your progr.1m drrves you to drrnk the new Government .1leohol' Anyhow, letgs get on wxth the lug news. Flrstff heres tl httle secret lust hetween us you out there hstemng hke httle lmhes rn the woods, .md l here rn the gre.1t studro, I'.lVlllg .1w.1y .thout .1 lot of th1ngs somehody wrote for me to re.1d. The secret rs just this w.nt untrl the erd of the progr.un .llikl lC.ll'Il how you, .1nd you, yes, .lllel you over there hehlnd the ehnnney pot lrow .1ll ot' you C.lI1 yxrn ore hundred .lldkl illty lHllll0D shecltles hy soly1ng.1s1mple,e.1sy, thrrllrngnexv murder mystery the most unrdue, lW.llllll'lg, I.lI1I.ll 1:1ng lWl'.l1ll'KC.lSCl' ever llN.lgllYCtl hy .my ol' our st.1ll'ofn1elqel novelrsts here .1t the stud ro. So st.1nd hy, youse mugs t.1ke the cot ton out of your e.1rs .1t the end of our progr.1m .1nd take tl crack .tt the prrze money. lt's .1ll COUl'lCE1'l-Elf, so you'ye nothrng to lose, Vvlell, on wrth the punts' Po, the d.1nee' L.1d1es wryes .1nd hush.11fds' I now presert Peter Fc.1tterherry, the T.1ll Tex.1n from Rye Gulp, :md hrs Ten lININlI.ll3l6 T.lIWgOrTC.lS6I'S wxth the1r SCTl'H1.ll1 lmtssoons. Thelr first mel ody wxll he .tn oldture f.1vor1te ded1e.1ted to the An'er1f:.1n G1rl Sweet tllitl Low. Let's l1.lVE1f, hoys' lFlourrsh of trumpets. The Grand March lWCglI'1S, with the King .lllkll h1s h.1rem 1l'l the le.1d. Andtomrsts .1nd p.1tholog1sts rn g.1l.1 .1rr.1y peer .1t the spect.1ele through the1r mreroseopes, 1n.1k1ng odd t'.1ces tllid juhherrng rn .1n unknown tongue. Under the1r .1r1ns they C.lI'l'V hool-as entrtled Gr.1y's Anatomy .llltl CLllll1lITgll.ll1llS Dlsseetor. hoth yvrrtten rn the unknown tongue rn vyhreh they speak. SOlNCVVl1CI'C .1 clock strrlxes fourteen. F.1r underground .1 ste.1dy, omlnous trump, tr.1mp, tr.1mp hetr.1ys the presence. rn the very howels of the e.u'th, of the Drsseetton Gang lYl.lI'Cl1!Hg out for then' .1nnu.1l smoke .llkl cup of cotlee, The xverrd r.1ttle of the1r ch.nns sends shrvers up the spmes ol' m.1ny .tn onlooker .1t the Q:l'.ll'lLl Proeessrondll. Ili Pk if L.1d1es .1nd gentlemen, you h.1ye now llC.lI'tl tl1e nrst scene of our de.1thdel'y1ng R.1dro Revue. As Fooey lierehoo, the emrnent pl11losopl1er l'Al'Ul1l the Vrrgrn Isles once IClll.ll'l-yCtl yxrth .1 w.1g ul lus s.1gely l1e.rd A lmhe rn ll.llYtl rs worse oil' llhlll txxo rn the hush, L.1d1es .1nd gentlemen, our next pre ser.t.1t1on yxlll he .1n ll1lCl'CSUI'1t1. slot entrtled Theres lVI.1ny .1 Shp of the Llpu or some tlung on th.1t or der. No, l must h.1ve heen fllllil-lllig ol, son'ethn'g else. lt's entrtled COILEGE FOOTWEAR ZZ? iovdfQlLjlll f in , ' - 15223. g 4 t . I 1 . 1' 1' 1 1 l SHOE. K T MYERS BROS. NSU

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The greatest pt1r.1ly:er11t'11ll tmtle. .lnd especially Slilppllll. the plague. 15 .tt l.1st controlled when the Gov- ernment supports the med1e.1l men tn .1 tin.1l yur on r.1ts 6311 men were l'II0lWlllZCul IH San Fmnetseo Ill IOU7 tor .1 r.1t lilllllli 1 J te ff 'ef -'flew X Z4 ffl Zefrk-Je, on h1s helmet71 Gentlemen .lllkjl Sir NCCf.lI', there is nothmg to say. Wl1.1t d1d we come here for .ll1Yl1OVxV? Another Amltomrst Gentlemen, there IS plenty to s.1y. I m.11nt.1m th.1t the greatest h Ilkll'.ll1CC to progress IS the f.1et th.1t thmgs these d.1ys .1re too srmple. T.1ke the n1.1tter ot' .IILIIOIHY terms. Ivlost ot' them .1re only slx or erght syll.1hles long' Thmk of xt, my lAI'lEIIkl5 -f only s1x or erght syll.1lwles long' Vkfhy, only l.1st week one of my students e.1lled the ,lC6f.llWLllLllU .1 socket' Ut course I promptly expelled hun from the el.1ss, hut the very t'.1et tl1.1t he llLlulC sueh .1 gross pre posterous error rn 1ny presence proves my contentron th.1t we .ll'C elCICl'1Ol1lf1l1g. Anotl11'r Anr1t111111sl Quxte rlght. dune r1ght. And n the e.1se ot- the n.1mes of drs 6.1565 tlnngs .1re .1lso gomg t'ron1 lmd to worse. I have tl student who mslsts upon s.1y1ng 'I'homsen's Drsensel' 1l'lSfC.lel ot lIIX'0YOlIl1l eongenrtm I llunk hun 111 every ex.11n on th.1t .1eeount, And I tlunk we should eneo11r.1tge the XK'lx.lCI' use of the term l.eptot1'o111lnd111111 Ak.1muslu 1nste.1tl of the prev.11l1ng url-l'UlIl lWlClIl.l .lli.ll1ILlSlIl..l The l44'll'INCI' I5 four let ters longer .llkl 1ts use tends to 1nere.1se our prestrge. Wotlld th.1t If were ten letters longer' The longer the hetter. A Btzcterwlogzst l.1sten to thrs. gentlemen, l g.1ye 1111 ex.1m the other d.1y on wlnel1 I .1sked for .mother ILHIIC for the OI'Q.llIISlIl Lain Drug Company The Store FOUNTAIN SERVICE KODAKS SHAEFFER PENS Blake This Your l'IL'ZlllfllI1ll'll3I's N f f 7.1 vp J J 1 K 4 , X Z X Q. , 'ff L 7 I I ,.r-1.45, Xhr E E1-.f1i'3 1.lQ,,NTfr,2Q:xfLf'- 'gy do U ' .ff ' 'Dfw ,,,LLpff ' v EQ. CJLISIIIQ 1lIl-CCUULIS j.lLIIILl1CC. Wrwtlld you he lleve rt, my frrevdsl every one g.1ve Wfipr TOIISIILI ICICl'OlI.lCl1TOI'I'lLlQ,1.ltIu 1IISfC.lkl of Lep' tosp1r.1 ICKCl'Ol1.lCIll0l'l'lI.lQIJCM wlneh 15 one letter longer' l tlunked them .1ll, hy gosh. Sn Nectur Gentlemen, the eonsensus of op1n1on seems to he the s.1me. l moye fllll we t.1ke 1lUlNCLll.lfC steps hy settrng .1n ex rllllpltl ourselves. We sh.1ll .1dd fourteen syl l.1hles to e.1eh ot our n.1n1es, .lllkl pledge upon our 5.lCl'CLl Gr.1y th.1t never. even rn ord1n.1ry e11nvers.1t1on, wrll we use words eontnnlngg teyver KlI.ll1 live SVll.llWlCS. Srgnor Gullx Feeond :e motxon, Sn' ,Yertur All rn lV.lX'4Wl' s.1y metl1em11 glHlWlITCllll.l three tunes. lChorus of methe 1noglolnnem1.1s, e.1t e.1lls, lusses, 1llILl tl1e l'.lIflllIg of hones. All file Ollt Pl.lYllIg on sod.1 strxnvs, VK'llflI orgnor Ll.llll rn the le.1d dome the C.ll'lOC.l.l Norr The eurt.un w.1s stuck .1t tlns runetrne hut everyhody ll-lkl lelt .1nyl1ow. Covers and Binding on the 1934 oS'rEoBLAs'r by Bccktold Company 210 Pine St. W5 NY. XYZISIIIIIQIIOII Pllune T I LOUIS, NIO. 1' llS7ll