Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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A1V1BURG'S Better Cloifzes All About Boils :X ho11 .1s evervhody 111 on the know, knows, 15 .1 eu1'e11111se1'1hed 111g111y 1W.l111l,L1l .lllkl N11111CKX'l1.11 111ll.l111CLl 17131111111 o1'so111ehodv's .1l1.lI0111V, so11iet1n'es they show .111d .1g.1111 they nnght not, .1s .1 rule though they .l1'C uns1ght1y 1ts P1'Cl'-6I'.llWlC, hee.1use those th.1t do11't 1lSl1.1llY select .1 p1.1ee tl1.1t 111.lliCS the s1tu.1t1on .1 wl1o1e lot worse. A s111.111 lW.1ClC1'1.l Ll:lL1.lllY st.1ph gets lodged 111 .1 lYl11Pl1.lI1C sp.1ee .111d 111LllI11WlY111g 11'r1 t.1tes the .1d1.1ee11t eells, 11s111g l41'O111 them hy e11:y111.1t1e .111d os111ot1e 1116Cl1.1111Sl11 1Wl'O1dLlC111g .1 loe.1l Sl 1lAIC11111g l11'1WCFC1111.1 CLlC111.l, he.1t .111d o1'Cou1'se 11.1111 l-F0111 pressure .111d so on to tl1e nerve ends. 111 111116 leueoeytes 111t11tr.1te .111kl .1tt.1ek lOS1l1g t11e11' proteetrve enzymes .111d 14111 .111Ll get lulled. 111 t1111e tl1e hody ges t1red of the wl1o1e lWLlS1l1CSS .111d w.111s the fl11I1gOll. XK'1Il1 some 11hrot1e t1ss11e .111d lets tl1e outmost 130111011 rot 11N.K'.lY L111I1l t11e contents of lf I11.1111lV st1ll 11g11t111g .111d de.1d eells .l1'11.l hugs. Then the lymphocytes NN'l11Cl1 up to t11e t1111e l1.1X'ClNCC11 SI-l11tl111g .l1'O1111Ll w.11t111g L111I1l tl1e p.1rty 15 over step 111 .111d d1sso1ve .1w.1y 11hrous 115-SLIC, dehr1s .llhl .111 .111d the t11111g l1e.1ls LIP 111 .1 111120 ugly se.1r, only to lW1'E.1li out some where else. The preferred 11AC.lfl11Cl1f 15 111ed1t.1t1o11 .111d p1'.1yer, tl1e 14o1'111er LlLl1'1111l 11111fLl1'.1 111511 .111d the l.1tter to prevent 11161.15-1.1515 .1s they w1ll 1ust recur somewhere, 111 SIWIIC of CN'C1'Vll1111g. A lvlicl-Summer Nights Dream The h1g upper Cl.1SS111.ll1 rolls .111d gro.1ns ne.1th the deep h111e C0111l-OYIETS, lsent from l111111Cl, 0CC1lSl411l11lly l1e 111L1TIC1'S, No, de.11', 1 don't love you, re111ly 1 dont 111 t1111e you'1l 11 1rget .l11Ll 11nd .111otl1er g11'l hoy, look out for tl1.1t curve. were CO111111g 111to lvi1ll.11'd det111e, QIYC 11'C.ll111C11f, IWIAOQIUUSIS .111d etrology e.1t .111 the 1'1C1g11l 0I'S h1'111g 111 11.5 the only Tux left .111d B.1111lWLI1'g1S e.1lled C.lll111g 1226, C.lll111g 1226, C.1ll111gj, .111 C.1I'S .ll1'1gl11, get out your hlue hooks .1111ylOlLl dege11e1'.1t1o11 .111d 111l1lf1'.1f1011, e.1use 111115 unknown 11 -15. 11 -16. 11 47. 11 io. 11 52. lord, w111 th.1t hell ever 1111117 11e.1rt neg. lungs neg. e.1rs neg, lCN1I111 second k.l11I'b1ll o11e lymph, one poly, one 111o11o, 21111 over 411, 35 to 10 second e1ll.11'lC1' e.11l111g 1226, e.1ll111g 1226,C.1lll11g.1llC.1YS, ple.1se k1C.1Y,1L1SI one more d.1te, 1111137136 we :.111 15.111111 yes, Y411lA1'C de.1d .111Ll 12111 g1.1d 1 d1d lf eroeked 111 the Green Derhy? get A6111 out, tl1e 1DC.l11,glO11A1 111WC1'.1TC, Dr. E.1r1, 1.111 O. li., 11111 11ot .l116SIl1I2E1ZCLl, 1 12.111 feel every rlnng. 1111011 well. honey you've 111.1de .1 tr.1111p out 111-11 good 111.111, 111'e 151111 wortl1 11v111g 1'111X.V 1611514111 eurve 111 .111 e.1seso1'h1'eeel1 171265-611I.lI1U11, qu1: .111 hour tomorrow expelled? l'1lll why we were 111 Novmger .1t the t1111e C.lll111g 1226, Cdlllllg 1226 e.1ll1ng .111 e.1rs lW1'1'1'1'111, l 1'1'1'1A111, ol1 hoy seven ofloelt. 118111

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Wrth the trme of Queen Vretorm 'r f Zi 5 comes the hurnrtnrmrrttn ,rwdkenrng ff' F 'l H 'lr QQ, ' ,QD hegun hy vleremy Benthdm and lcd 1 W iidfylwizpxdi U rhfx Q hy Dr Southwood Srmth Gdrhlgc ' W MQ L' 'I U' I ri' often blocked wrnter tmfhc rn New -J 'LQL -x--A, J- -Auf ' ful I mfr .rs ltrte .ts was .-ffhf:f?-iEi-?1':-- - - -- - - K rdf fee- D0 Alarm Clocks Keep Ylmg Awake a ,-'fs J 7 4-fr J' 5114 ' eq rl if-5157. 7 5-exxl l, X PV U1 XXX X, 7-1, ,FQ1 Lgxx V' ff 'l'.-xrxmrt' PATIENT Gueerlxu me Derwv. Nurs PUSITIVF Bererwsu' TURN THEM OFF! And Buy One of Our Patented Silent-Partner Timepieces Nerves jrlligllllg? Clocks jdllgllllgil Well, Lake our .rdyree .mtl sleep rn the CO.lllWlIl Better yet get one of our new hell less hedsrde .1l.tr1n clocks. gu.rr.1nteed to shut up hefore they open. No settrng requrred theres riothrng, to set. No norsy rneehdnrsrn to get out of order. No rneehdnrsrn .rt .rll. No hothersorne hdnds or nurnhers to nuke you worry .thout whether youre l.rte Noth' rng, rn f.1et, hut .1 hdttered old trn e.rse. hol low on pereussron, Put rt hesrde your hed, crawl hetween the sheets, .md sleep through .tll your next drty's classes' Flunk out of college for cutting .rnd Lrfe'll he much easrerl Ladies . . . Are You Flat Busted ---Depressed? , J jf f- ',.. F T X, XXX . XXX 1, rl' '- aff V F W if V! jf ff I, , fvtfsfhv V! V Q Friar Nitwitz Can Help You Thousdnds of others .rre rn the s.une pre dronnent, .und .tll on .recount of the depress ron. Look .tt the lmhe rn the prcture, Bdelt rn her tlnrtres she had everythrng, She w.rsn't .rfrxud to pl.ry h.rll wrth funny f.tt men. But now oh horrors' shes not wh.rt she used to he. C411 the ernment Frmr Nrtwrt: for person.rl 1I'l'x'6Sf1g.lI11'ml1 of your trouhle. .rntl free exererse eh.nrt grven wrth e.reh consul IAIIOII. He gu.rr.tntees to lrft .rny depressron, Koemg Ito e.rr s.rlesm.rnJ Thrs on' rs no good. l w.rnt my rnoney lmelt. Stllesmtm Wlw.1t's wrong wrth rt Koemg You .tdvertrse llotrtrng power .und when l trred to cross the rrver to s.rx'e hrrdge f.1re rt went rrght to the bottom. T170ll

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Z-X,-',, Rohert Koch, .1 Gern1.1n country ff' ff-X 74 ,- , tlortor, tlxscovers the control of v X Antl11'.1x H1 JUll'TX.ll5 .1ntl men. rn.1k' ffm D , 4, I HOCA 111g possxhle the c.1ttle hree-.hng .md jxlvik F, fox fx Oigffc HTC-lt mtlustry .IS we know lf totlny, ,XJ ffllfff ,H f' . Q f P 1 nl Through P.1steur .1n1.l Koch .1lso X -' -X H J :SQT ' ' rx , K 'l l c.1n1e knowledge ot' flll'CfCLllO5lS ' A l:reshman's Qcle to Gray 'Tls .1 nnghty help 111 trouhle. Never l'-.lllS me to,1dv1se But .1ll tl1e s.1n1e l e.1nnot ce.1se To l'-6.lI' 1t for 1ts s1:e' I c.1n't get up the COLIFJQE' just to t.1ke lf from the shelf It's such .1 lug .rnd welghty tome And lllll so s111.1ll 111ysell I 11ever 1n.1ke .1 I11OL1l1t.l1l1 Of .1 111oleh1ll, h1gl1 or low, But when xt Comes to Gr.1y's lug hook My proverhs just don't go' lt'sl1ke li.1te Snnth IYQS l1e.1vy, ve.1. And oh' so very tlnek And though If tloesn't eroon or weep It n1.1kes n1e 1ust .rs s1ck' Of seve11 d.1ys Ill every week We overhurde11ed wretches Qpend s1x 11111nersetl rn re.1n1s of type Antl eon1pl1c.1ted sketches' The 1nore we g.1pe VVlIlHl1 the ltf.lVE'S The less we seem to know Tl1e more we work our t1red lWl'.l1IWS The less they seem to grow' ff Of th1rty Ll.lyS 111 every 111onth G l H' The most .1re very Gr.1y .Q .. The sun IS out hut we .1re 111, 5 il , Qi i J J Wl1.1t more 15 there to s.1y' tt - , L I. . -' 5 '4 The one hoss sl1.1y IS IIT the h.1rn The IILIFC 15 lDLlUClIll1g h.1y And Il1.lt.S hee.1use were OCCUPICJ Our noses deep Ill Glllyl We'v'e one l.1st hope .rt qkllllllig tnne Though t'r1gl1tl'11l ls our LlI'C.lLl And th.1t's to 111.1ke th.1t hook hy Gray Put sornetlnng 111 our l16.lgll Welre gettrng old .rnd Vx'6.lI'y, We'x'e no more t1111e to pl.1y f WEAIAE 5lXY1VClELl up, our h.1cks .1re hent Our he.1tls .1re getung Gr.1y' Dr. Hardy 1111 E, N. T,l You see some lower .lI'lIID.llS 1tlent1fy then ffI6lklS hy the sense of s111ell,M Cluss lGreg1t Cl1LlClilll1g,l Dr. Hurtly Wl1y' 15 th.1t so f111111y'f'l Fmt Row Slmlcm Lust nlght XX'.lS .rn .1ll school tl.111ce 111.11151 of us recogn11etl our t'r1e11tls. NOT AN OSTEOPATHIG DRUG STORE 1 BUT A DRUG STORE FOR OSTEOPATHS OWL DRUG STORE Walgreen System O.Iv.,MevtlI1-:'1t the Owl. PHONE 40 131 D. I. 81 BOB l