Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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Wrth the trme of Queen Vretorm 'r f Zi 5 comes the hurnrtnrmrrttn ,rwdkenrng ff' F 'l H 'lr QQ, ' ,QD hegun hy vleremy Benthdm and lcd 1 W iidfylwizpxdi U rhfx Q hy Dr Southwood Srmth Gdrhlgc ' W MQ L' 'I U' I ri' often blocked wrnter tmfhc rn New -J 'LQL -x--A, J- -Auf ' ful I mfr .rs ltrte .ts was .-ffhf:f?-iEi-?1':-- - - -- - - K rdf fee- D0 Alarm Clocks Keep Ylmg Awake a ,-'fs J 7 4-fr J' 5114 ' eq rl if-5157. 7 5-exxl l, X PV U1 XXX X, 7-1, ,FQ1 Lgxx V' ff 'l'.-xrxmrt' PATIENT Gueerlxu me Derwv. Nurs PUSITIVF Bererwsu' TURN THEM OFF! And Buy One of Our Patented Silent-Partner Timepieces Nerves jrlligllllg? Clocks jdllgllllgil Well, Lake our .rdyree .mtl sleep rn the CO.lllWlIl Better yet get one of our new hell less hedsrde .1l.tr1n clocks. gu.rr.1nteed to shut up hefore they open. No settrng requrred theres riothrng, to set. No norsy rneehdnrsrn to get out of order. No rneehdnrsrn .rt .rll. No hothersorne hdnds or nurnhers to nuke you worry .thout whether youre l.rte Noth' rng, rn f.1et, hut .1 hdttered old trn e.rse. hol low on pereussron, Put rt hesrde your hed, crawl hetween the sheets, .md sleep through .tll your next drty's classes' Flunk out of college for cutting .rnd Lrfe'll he much easrerl Ladies . . . Are You Flat Busted ---Depressed? , J jf f- ',.. F T X, XXX . XXX 1, rl' '- aff V F W if V! jf ff I, , fvtfsfhv V! V Q Friar Nitwitz Can Help You Thousdnds of others .rre rn the s.une pre dronnent, .und .tll on .recount of the depress ron. Look .tt the lmhe rn the prcture, Bdelt rn her tlnrtres she had everythrng, She w.rsn't .rfrxud to pl.ry h.rll wrth funny f.tt men. But now oh horrors' shes not wh.rt she used to he. C411 the ernment Frmr Nrtwrt: for person.rl 1I'l'x'6Sf1g.lI11'ml1 of your trouhle. .rntl free exererse eh.nrt grven wrth e.reh consul IAIIOII. He gu.rr.tntees to lrft .rny depressron, Koemg Ito e.rr s.rlesm.rnJ Thrs on' rs no good. l w.rnt my rnoney lmelt. Stllesmtm Wlw.1t's wrong wrth rt Koemg You .tdvertrse llotrtrng power .und when l trred to cross the rrver to s.rx'e hrrdge f.1re rt went rrght to the bottom. T170ll

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