Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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Par- .q,,Efg+41s ' 4--.Q ii 7 t i X O 1 ,,,v To Qws., Prior. FlnI'lEOPHILLTS Dixon.-mr, Norm BRoNcH1oLE'BusTER Calling All Cars! - Calling All Cars!! Prof. Thenphilus Dingham Sr Co. Wreckers of Fine Cars ls your cur .1 modern uurs.mce7 Does the steermgwlxeel mterfere wltlm your teclmmquel' Does the clutch sporl the gl'lP? Cheer up, my friend! lwetter men tlmm you lmve mken to the BI'.1SlXC.lI' Purk benches. Professor Diuglmm, in flret, guauxmtees to tllspel your troubles und grve you .1 prur of lukmg lwoots to lwoot, Merely leave your c.1r on .my sldefstreet or .rlley .mtl the professor .md lus Crew wrll do the rest with gusto .md .r lwzmg' Then pocket the preces .mtl start the long trek home. ll76l

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Through the theory ol' the phvf fx ,X -5 s1c1.1ns people hegm to l.1y the ter' 5' QD., X531 1 5. YF -'fx glf . 7 rlhle pl.1gues of med1ev.1l t1mes .1t flilfpfffik wg l , 17 , Y CIVIC C I , jf 'iff N the door of d1rt .1nd wrong d1et 'T' fflkrlifor , 1, X, lj X BAHTE W I ,gf N j N Pepys 111 h1s D1.1ry of Fehru.1ry 1665 W 1, Q 5 'H 4 ,1 gr I K , eelehrates the f.1et th.1t .1t l.1st h1s K 1 CQ X . K1 .-21 ,,.' .1 'PH- N.K'llwC h.1s gone to h.1tl1e herselt'.1t the puhhc h.1th, Five Star Final of the Gas The Vx'I'1I1l1g of tl'llS IHIIIE l.1st column, hnngeth te.1hs to HWY eyest ls lf proper for me to s.1y th.1t l h.1ve h.1d .1 very good tnne domg 111y h1t for the ever S-C.ll'ClllDg p11l1l1e'1' l st1ll l1.1x'e .1 l.1st s.1y .1nd these .11'e tl1e luts of the l.1st d1rt FK Ulf PF Gold, th.1t 111.111 w1th the .1nswe1', took the old .1l111.1 111.1te1' hy storm, But, hke .1 storm. one PL1ll-.llkl If IS ' ' .1ll over. 3191? H.llWk Welwlw HC:ClTI'Q1.l.S on 111v llllllelfl Wr1tt.1 crooner, H.llTh T.llIlT.lg6 sure pulled the t'.1st one. Gettmg on the Vk'.lI' p.1tl1 111 Oetoher .llltl not telling .llWOLlf If LllWl'1l AlWl'1l, ll! Pk if B1ll Odey st1ll s.1ys that he h.1s the hest 111odel T IIT tl1e TLIIWINUQ. R1ght B1ll Dk Pk ill D.lX'lLl.. Pon1t: .llitl Goh.1th Spurhng. if FF 21 Cl.1LlklE Thompson Hy.1h, p.1loh p.1l. Jk Ik if The Georgm gang. There 1s power IIT tl1e1n th.1r words. There were llhlliy' Shlllllig hghts put out hy th1s comp.1ny .1nd they were well put. Ask the 111.111 who owned one' PK Pk FF St.1nley Green, th.1t well dressed 111.111 w1th the Ger1n.1n QOIICT from New Y.1wk, FF FF Bk Chnstner w1ll put out .1 LILICSIIOU hook for .1ll future enrolhng students. is ik PF W1ll F1sh he .1hle to 1n.11nt.11n th.1t pro l'A6SSlOl'l.ll .1tt1tude hy keeping dogs the rest of his hfe? t177l l 'dll 1111: H1111-111 Meter and Uncle Guzz H.11'old G.ll1llWlC .llVU.lYS h.1d the Tlgllf glfl for you, .lliel 1f you thought you h.1d the 1'1ght !,lI'l he .llXX'.lYS h.1d .1 l1ette1'o11e. +4-i Helen F-pee1.1ll' Dllll 111, the 111.111 w1th .lll eye for th.1t .1pple. He would l'.lKl1CI' pl.11' l1.1ll ElX.l11 e.1t when hes l1LllTgI'V. If Pk i S111oky4' P1er1:e Uh gurls. lll.lf Il1.l1T IS here .1u.1111' W Pk Tl1e lWC.llA hlt l71C.llI1HCl' then thed fifiifk Now we come to the l.1st round Llp ot' th1- d11't ellgglllg .Il'IlClC .llltl 1l' .1 t1tle should he .lilirftl for. we nnuht tern1 th1s SENIOR MEMOIRS My de.1h fellows .111d g.1ls, e.111 you dust yoA lWI'.lll1 otl' .1 h1t .111d 1'e111e111l1e1' The B.11'tlett B1'.1111 Trust Ourt'1rstO. B. B.l1lCY try1ng to get enough lT.llNCS on .1 pet1t1on. B.1r11es.1nd Gurney 1.1k1ng then' Ll.l1lV dozen IIT el.1sses, The gentle1n.1n w1th the hl,1ek how t1e, Wl1e11 Beekwnh w.1s Hlil-il1.l1N6Ll Os IUOSIS. Tl'y'lI1g to get .1 d.1te w1tl1 the u1rl selhng neltets .1t the flHC.lTCI'. Kenny Cull t.1k1ng IIT h1s Ll.llly supply ol' coffee, Pop Bu111ste.1d I.ll-Illlg notes ID Ped 1.1tr1cs l7l Eversull .1nd CLlYf1SS .llitl the1r lWl'.1CUCt?S. The hosp1t.1l stooges 111 whlte touts. M1ller .lIlLl Von Behren dressmg .1l1ke, .llkl the1r nnger t.1lk.