Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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THE DAILY DISTRESS fr ,X K V M rinters For KIRKSVILLE, the COLLEGE and STUDENTS since the Old Doctor started his lfirst class For the teaching ot the Science that revolutionized the Art ot Healing slit We are amply prepared to tal4e care of the printing needs ol: the present generation of osteopathic students as we have those ol: Former years. Certainly . . . We Printed the Qsteoblast JOURNAL PRINTING CO. II9 SOUTH ELSON STREET TELEPHONE FIVE 523513 xfKf-xfxf

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THE DAILY DISTRESS MACK MEET TIZIE BUNCH HPOPH RECREATION CLUB ll4 S. ELSON gg FOUNTAIN SERVICE lVIalted Milk Specialties CICARS PIPE HEADQUARTERS TOBACCO WHITE C A3151 heigitiliilftlgieinifmg H wedge, but Did you hear about the girl in the Cotton stockings? NO, what happened to her? SANDWICHES Nofhmfl- Dr. Miller: L'Wheii I took this course . I knew all about Bacteria. Fred Summers: Yes, someone else was teaching you. Mother Cexamining her daughters wardrobejz NI see you Went to the I. T. S. dance. Daughter: MNO, Mother, I ripped that shoulder strap playing tennis. judge: L'What are your grounds for divorce? Bride: I'He snoresf' Judge: HOW long have you been mar ried? Bride: Two weeks. G' Prop' judge: Granted, he shouldn't snore Noi an Osleopafliic Drug Store But a Drug Store for Osteopaths OWL DRUG STORE WALCREEN SYSTEM HO. K. Meet Me ai flie Owl PHONE 40 W D. I. 6- BOB ll234l

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THE DAILY DISTRESS PROPST CLEA ERS Odorless Dry Cleaners T31lOfS, Cleaners, PICSSIIIQ and Repalflng We Call and Deliver 309 SOUTH FRANKLIN PHONE 873 THEY JUST CAN,T TAKE Ti T! Can you take it? If not wear our patent masks. In this picture you see the proverbial crowd of three. Not one of them can take it. Why? Well how should I know, The young man you see in the picture is well prepared to face the facts of this life, not only is he equipped with our patent mask but he has also read our book Banana Gil and How to Spread It.'l This greasy edition deals with many things that will be of great help to the young man or woman about to set forth on a career of crime in Kirksville. It describes in great detail just how to eat breakfast on the run to eight ofclook class, how to make your allowance last a month, which straw to use for the approach shot, how to act at an Atlas dance. and many other helpful little things too numerous to mention. Don't forget. If you are afraid of what people may think of your face wear our little masks, Even your best friend will not be able to tell who you are. And the book, don't forget it, It will make you the life ofeven a Delta Omega party. EAL FOOD that is tastily prepared from the best the market offers. Served in pleasingly large por tions to make a thoroughly satisfying meal STUDENT PRICES SANDWICHES - SHORT ORDERS - ICE CREAM JlI01'e and Better Food For Lessl' S T U D E T'S SANDWICH SHOP KENNEDY BUILDING STUDENT OWNED AND OPERATED fl256ll