Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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THE DAILY DISTRESS ' BLUE' BIRD Do You Know This Y0llllg Lady? DIAMOND RINGS ' Gruen, Hamilton, Elgin Ilelbros WATCHES F ternity Jewelry - THOMAS just a little hint she knows all about East Side Square ZlE1C2Og1fi'EElllE-T1-O1'l6 in the kitchen to th FOX KENNEDY THEATRE . OFFERS SELECTED ENTERTAINMENT H2312

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THE DAILY DISTRESS EVERY OSTEOPATHIC STUDENT should read the JOURNAL of the AMERICAN OsTEoPA'rH1c ASSOCIATION and keep a permanent file for ready reference. Undergraduates may subscribe to the JOURNAL for 352.00 per year. New graduates may join the A. O. A. at the rate of 32.00 for the first year in practice, 855.00 for the second year, and the regular full rate of 310.00 per year thereafter. Internes are classed as students until they enter private practice. Seniors who wish to make application for A. O. A. membership previous to their graduation may do so by paying the pro-rated amount Q17 cents per monthl for the remaining months of their senior year plus the first year fee. Membership includes subscription to the JOURNAL, as well as many other privileges. Ask the A. O. A. representative, R. Vaughan Herbold, June '33, for further particulars or write direct to the American Osteopathic Association, 430 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago. Plan to Attend the Milwaukee National Convention RinfTinfTin's favorite actress must: be Helen Twelvetrees. just what does the fact that Kirksville has so few streetlights have to do with the fact that so many students get married while in school? Dr. Stukey: Are you cheating on this exam? Student: No, sir. I was only telling him that his nose was dripping on my en: o KIRKSVILLE. MISSOURI m Us A.S.O. Book Store Service Yvith a Snlile . . and All the Books All the Wfhile Chas. Gahan, D. O. Proprietor ll 230 ll

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