Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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THE DAILY DISTRESS When You Think of a Treatmeni A Table - - - Tl-Il of the lVlclVIanis DE LUXEH The Table thai has stood the Tesi of Time lVlclVlANlS TABLE COMPANY KIRKSVILLE, MISSOURI J. V. lVlclVlanis, .D. O., Pres. C. H. Becker, Sec'y Is this a s d hand store? Yeah.', Nwell, give me f yvsyatchhn Sergeant Cat the p l' stationj: What! ' you back again? 6 Y C Atlas man: Uh, huhg ' y mail? First A. T. S.: What'S th f ' ' X the man we just pledged? Q XXX, ' 1 Second A. T. S.: Gallen. 11 1 First A. T. S. 1 ask d h f N ' his capacity. I X 'wx .m ,A . e. Z.. .3 'Ek U 9 50 . -. R TH S CAFE Y - -. I S StyleNo A STUDENTS SPECIAL PLATE 03.50 - 05.00 - 08.00 LUNCH MYERS BRQS. 20 cents 02260

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THE DAILY DISTRESS Still- l-lildreth Qsteopathic Sanatorium Macon, Missouri i - if -'-- .s-. i . ' 1 N Y' it i 4-hrs Q 'L We EARLY DIAGNOSIS with GSTEOPATHIC TREATMENT Offers Real Hope for a Favorable Prognosis in the Mentally Sick KIRKSVILLE'S GIGOLGS WELL TRAINED Moonlight, a dash of passion, and Osteopathic technic. What a wonf derful combination. At least that is what the ladies in several large Gigolo centers think. The Osteopathic Gigolo has, at last, come into his own. No more is the osteopath a big burly brute with hands like hams. The boys with the patent leather hair are going to have their day-and night. That is if the look in some of those old doll's eyes means what we think it does they will have nights. Mrs. Fanny Acrewide, the big blubber and oil owner, says, Then he gently but firmly applied the presf sure and my fourth dorsal made a noise like a gattling gun. I thought I would die of pure joy. The above statement is quite characteristic of the feelings of millions of satisfied users. Following this modern trend a course will be offered next semester in Gigolology. As there is hardly any member of the present faculty who is qualified to teach this deep and dirty sub' ject, it is thought that the instructor will be selected from a group of students, who have been doing Gicotos IN PRACTICE Notice the dirty smirk on the face of the creature at the left. fl225ll some splendid research in the field of Gigolology during their spare time. The activities of this promising group of young scientists may be observed at any time if one passes in the neighborhood of the Owl.'i Any afternoon they may be seen on the corner engaged in weighty conferences. uGimme a cigarette, or, Who's the Babe, and many other wholly uplifting and enf lightening bits of conversation may be heard if one can stand to apf proach the group closely. Of course as might be expected there are two classes of Gigolos, amateurs and professionals. The amateur group remain outside on the corner while the professional gang hang out inside the strong' hold. There they sit with their feet on the furniture and their minds in the gutter. Don't get the idea that they are not busy, for it is in this Sanctum Sanctorum that the local problems of the profession are cussed and discussed.

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