Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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THE D ILY DI TRESS ' - AND EVENING BURP PUBLISHED ONE MONDAY AFTERNOON FOR NO REALLY GOOD REASON AT ALL Circulation: 80000000 Men. 4 wi0Ill6ll and 5 Teachers College Students FRATEUTIE C0 Unique Dwellings Mark Progress in Unusual Contest Distance Lends Enchantnlent Says Zilch tUnited Press, May 56, 14925 Houses in any way, shape or form for people ingany way, shape or form are, in the process of delapidaf tion as the K. C. O. S. fraternity contribution to the World Century of Recession Expedition. Dwellers in Darkness have nothing on our fraternity boys. Note the spacious lawns surrounding the Theta Psi mansion in the upper left. Well, where is the gardener. That's another one of those open secrets. The roof, as you will see, is of 15th Century Hurnoresque style with a dash of soda just to make it look topping. Get the rakish angle of that doorfcatch, handfcarved and stuck on with a tenfpenny nail. That'll hold 'em. Notice the oak panelling on the inside of the door. What? You don't see it? Funny, we were just thinking the same thing. Notice the iron grill-work on that snaky sign. The boys use it to fry steaks on after dark. In back of the house can be seen four of the boys making themselves right at home. There wasn't room inside. They'll get their turn some other line day. No, that's right, you can't see them. The house is in the way. Notice the smart interior-right upftofthefminf ute in every way. No there's no sleeping porch. The boys do all their sleeping right in the parlorf very convenient, you know. Enter' taining, too. From the looks of the place we wouldn't be surprised to see the Thete boys bring home the bacon with that palatial residence. M PETE For ARCHITlii1THfH0 OR Who knows? Well, they ought to bring home something, anyhow. The Phi Sigs have outdone them' selves again. Here's the smartest, most modern establishment we've had the pleasure of smelling in a long time. Filtered air inside, too. Filters through the walls, the roof, the door and those other things we suspect are inside. Get the latest knockfdown effect of the whole mess. The last word in architectural excellence. It's the last word, all right, except for the epitaph. Notice the giant weeping willow in the foreground. We don't blame it for weeping. A few of the boys are out sunning themselves on the win' dow seat inside, paradoxically enough. You can do those things in the Phi Sig house. Note the tropical il217ll beauty ofthe surrounding country- macaws gurgling, ants chewing away at the woodworkgoh it's all so grand! Why go to South Amerif ca? Stay at home with the Phi Sigsfenjoy life in the strong counf try air, see the world from an illf fitting seat and wonder why your legs go to sleep. Note the flagstone walk in the foreground. They for' got the flagstones. but the optical illusion is good. Besides, it's much more fun to creep up on people in the house, and a flagstone walk would give you away. Get the modf ernistic effect of the massive neon sign on the roof. The Sign of the Circle. And look at the gap beneath the front porch. You can always hide there when you're afraid of being embarrassed. And all that