Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine - Osteoblast Yearbook (Kirksville, MO)

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J Q-- fl.-M . -....a--.g .- gtg ' f'Ti 5 1- ,gmwsh -M ---.W M- fi xl 'l i Morris: Are you married? j . Locke: No, but I'm engaged, and that's just as good. ' i Morris: As good, the ---g if 1 you just knew it, it's a lot better. Street Corner Orator: We should exercise our patience more. l li - 5 Busy Doctor: Hmfm good idea, Ill l make a note of that. Dr. Bailey Cspeaking of patient that he has just exarninedb: That man has stif ,goraitis detruilisis sponzulium, and I'm charging him One Hundred Dollars to diagnose his case. V g Fitch: What did you say he has, if Doc? Dr. Bailey: He has One Hundred l Dollars. 2 j 1 if Senior Student: Njimminy crickets! I TP how I do forget anatomy. I've been try' f j ing to name the branches of this nerve l 'W' l I for an hour. Fully Alive-ThiS1sN0.10k.f. The wife: No wonder, the baby l I scribbled that. Dr. Waggoner says that a paretic is apt to stand by the radiator in the Pit, look out and see the snow on the ground and remark, what a nice day it is. Dr, Hamilton: What are some of the other antidotes besides oils and fats? I Barbour: Wfeflfl, we have several other anecdotes. ' l Dr. Platt in practice: What caused this patient's lumbar regionto be at a tension? j Student: His father was a soldier. Dr. Platt in Technique: Pulling the patient to one side, we will now move the patient off his center of gravity. Student: I never heard it called that before. Comstock: I have held a girl on my lap that used to sit on the Old Doctor's lap. Gettinger: I'd like to try that. Comstock: You had better not let me catch you doing it. , Pugu 229 'fl '55 h U' G i 2 Q ra. .. A Q. 0 lo L fi 3 Jr f' 'Q s E955 J, N,