Kinta High School - Yearbook (Kinta, OK)

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.!. f 15 CLASS PROPHECY LAST NIGHT AS I SAT ALONE IN MY STUDY ENJOYING THE TWILIGHT AND MY OWN MOST WONDERFUL THOUGHT, I HEARD A SOFT RUST LING BEHIND ME NIO TURNING I SAW NEAR MY CHAIR A QUEER LITTLE CREATURE WHICH I COULD NOT CLASSIFY IT WASN'T STRICELY HUMAN AND YET I HAD NEVER BEFORE IN ALL MY STUDY OF NATURAL HISTORY SEEN ANY CREATURE, EVEN DISTANTLY, RESEMBLING IT BEFORE I HAD TIME TO ASK THE CUSTOMARY QUESTIONS HWHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN1 ARE YOU WHITE OR BLACK? SINGLE OR HOOK Q JHAT IS YOUR FAVOR BREAKFAST F DTH T STRANGE VISITOR ASKED MIGHTY vOIOE, THE FIRST NOTES OF WHICH MADE ME LEAP OUT OF MY CHAIR, WARE YOU THE STUDENT wHO HAS BEEN SELECTED AS THE PROPHET OF THE CLASS OF KINTA HIGH9 IF YOU ARE,H THE CREATURE WENT ON QUICKLY, BEFORE I HAD TIME TO UTTER A wORO,Ul SEE YOUR LOOKS AT IS INDEED NECESSARY THAT I SHOULD HELP YOU WAS A WISE ACT WHEN I wAS SENT TO YOU.u NE HAVE UNITED TOGETHER T0 HELP THE POOR OvER-wORKED TEACHERS AND THE SUPEPINTENDENTS AT COMMENCEMENT TIME. so I WAS DETAILED TO ASSIST YOU IN A PROPHECY FOR THE KINTA GRADUATING CLASS, SO HERE GOES. THERE IS GEARLD GREEN A BECOME THE MOST FAMOUS COOK IN THE wHOLE WIDE WORLD. HOH,HOLD ON1H I EXCLAIMED, HYOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY IDEAIF THE SIGNIFIOANCE OF NAMESB WHERE HAVE YOU LIvEO ALL YOUR LIFE TO NOT KNOW THAT GEARLD IS A BOY'S NAME?H HOF COURSE, BUT IF THE GIRLS ARE ALL PRESIDENTS AND OTHER OFFICIALS, THE MEN WILL HAVE TO D0 THE COOKING, I RECKON UNLESS YOU THINK WEILL LIVE WITHOUT FAT ING IN THOSE WONDERFUL DAYS. AND NOW PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT ME AGAIN, NO MATTER WHAT I MAY SAY. HLILLIE NEELY WILL BECOME A FAMOUS CHEMIST AND WILL 4 Rf Lf' if V .ZW N Z.. I X KL .ff . f ,4 I Q M- K , ,Y V V . meli' ::,L,.?Q,-Q-if43?:.,.t-L1-L7,A,LIx , h gf 5 5 U ' 1 I o 1 1 ED. f ITE OO . H E IN A 0 Y I I BY TH IS SO ,'f,::.. G IT +'- ZX, X 13.51 '

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.4 9' DISCOVER SOME OF NATURE7S DEEPEST SECRETS, FOR EXAMPLE wHY DX GASOLINE IS BETTER THAN PHILLIPS 66, HDAVID MATTHEWS IS TO BE AN ARTISTIO MILLINERGH Now DON'T TELL ME THERE ARE NO MEN MILLINERSG PERHAPS THERE ARE NONE AT PRESENT BUT SINCE THE CUBISTS AND THEIR ILK, REALISTS AND IMPRESSIONISTS WILL HAVE DESTROYED ART, THE ONLY OUTLET FOR A MAN'S ARTISTIC NATURE MUST BE IN BONNETS AT ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER, AND THERE WILL E MONEY IN IT AT THAT, FOR THE SMN.LER THE BONNET AND THE BIGGER THE PRICE THE MORE CRAZY WOMEN THERE WILL BE TO BUY THEM HrIRST BUT FOREMOST ERLEEN OTEELE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES H ' LD ON, I EXCLAIAED, HDON T YOU KNOW THAT IS A GIRL'S NAMEQH HWHAT OF IT YOUYN wAS THE RETORT HNOW THAT wOMEN HAVE THE BALLOT, THEY'LL SOON RELIEVE THE MEN OF THF FEW DUTIES WHICH HAVE BEEN LEFT THCM, AND wOMEN PRESIDENTS MAY BE AS OOMMON AS QUEENS B T HA TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT THIS NOW I'M DUE AT ANOTHER SCHCOL IN A FEW MINUTES, HERE GOES HELVETA KING wILL BECOME A CARPENTER AND WILL BUILD A TABERNAOLE FOR KINTA CH WILL BE THE E.GHTH WONDER OF T MODERN WORLD, AND WILL USE NO OTHER SUPPLY COMPANY RATHER THAN LONG-BELL LUMBER OMPANY H I SAID TO MYS gF SHOULD WONDER W H U ARE GETTING O ZY AIN WOMAN CARPENTER7H CERTAINLY THE CREATURE ANSWERED SHARPLY, HN MAN COULD DO T THE MEN'S wiLL NEED bLVETA'S BREADTH OF THOUGHT, HER AIRY SIONS, ETC 'I WILL CONCEDE THE POINT,H I ANSWER ED GRUFFLY 'Go ON NHC NEXT HBILLYE LEE HULSEY WILL RUN A LARGE STEAM LAUNDRY IN CHICAGO VISIONS ARE TOO NARROW Q5 'sa Of . B f I ' f IS TO BE I , Q f I HO Il , I ' , DO ' Sm . . S. an sk' X . U I VE NO A I I ., .N SO ff , I wHI . ' HE C U Ex HI UO, OOME NOW,H I SAID, ALL OUT OF WORDS YO . RA' AG A X u T u X O I fx - , IT ' !! ' . I , VI , , H- , J I V .- 0 I no'f ? ' h 0 . In K Y GX I L- I LS' 5 A Y ,W