Kinston High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kinston, NC)

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“Why do you employ such dumb looking salesmen?” “Well, it makes the customer feel that they can’t help but get the best end of the bargain.” ■ “Got any gin?” “What do you want with gin?” “To make some gingerale.” » “The state is sending my brother East.” “Oratorical contest?” “No, grand larceny.” At the Dance Abe: “I heard your name was Smith; did you hear mine was Stadiem?” ■ Waddell: “I kissed her while she wasn’t looking.” Layton: “What did she do?” Waddell: “She would’nt look at me the rest of the evening.” Milburn: “Who hit my little brother?” Melford: “I did. What about it?” Milbu rn; “Nothing. Only you sure give him ' a hell of a lick.” Coach: “Don’t mind that big guy. The bigger they are the harder they fall.” L ouis Grady: “Yeah, but suppose he falls on me?” ♦ » Burglar (to business manager of annual) : “Keep quiet or I’ll blow your brains out; it’s money I’m looking for.” Howell: “Just a minute and I’ll help you look for it.” » Abe Would Like to Know — How much does a shirt-waist? Where does the kitchen sink? How long does a fox trot ? Who does the train track? What did day break? Where does the newsstand? Why does a windowbox? ♦ Ike: “I’d face death for you, darling.” Katherine: “Why didn’t you face that bulldog yesterday?” Ike: “He wasn’t dead.” George S.: “What would you give for a voice like mine?” Miss McDearman: “Chloroform.” » It Horace: “You know I played the organ for years.” Roy: “Why did you give it up?” Horace: “The monkey died.” 68

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QUINN MILLER Furniture of Quality For Going- Away-to-College Trunks, Bags, Hat Boxes For Graduating Presents get Furniture, Bedroom Suits, Cedar Chests, Lamps, Rugs Insurance W. D. LAROQUE Real in Insurance and Real Estate tistate All Its Established 1904 Bought Branches Kinston, North Carolina and Sold “CASH IF YOU HAVE IT, CREDIT IF YOU WANT IT- Let Us F eather Your Nest AMOS FURNITURE COMPANY “Sells li For Less” 1 18 TO 124 West North Street Kinston, N. C.