Kinston High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kinston, NC)

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“Dorothy Raymore is an author. Her most notable work is ‘How to Catch a Man and Hold Him,’ which appeared under an assumed name. “The cartoons which appear anonymously in ‘The Home Town Gazette’ are the work of thy beloved classmate, William Coleman. His name shall soon rival that of George McManus and Bud Fisher. “O Thou of Little Worth, thou shalt soon meet one in China who is zealously Christianizing the heathen. Her name is Gola Mae Stanley. “Sebia Holton is a much beloved teacher of primary children. She has deserved much praise. “Roger McDaniel and Edward Osborn, in their comedy skit, are headliners with Keith Vaudeville this season. “Verna Worthington has been married for lo, these ten years. Her domestic life is ex- ceedingly peaceful. “O Ignorant Protoplasm, Carrye Braxton is at this moment signing a contract to paint the picture of the King of England. “Zoe Waller is quite famous for her kindergarden work. She is quite pleased with her occupation. “North Carolina is ably represented in the National Senate by Joe White Mallison and Edwin Stahl. “Nellie Beach and Doris Lanier are enjoying life in the Garden of Flowers. Thou canst construe a double meaning to the statement if thou dost desire it. “O One of No Renown, Christine Williams is a model in a select French Modiste Shop. Her occupation elates her to the Nth degree. “Gentry McLawhorn will conduct a Bureau of Information for lovelorn lassies, as she is the best authority on the management of such affairs. “Carlyle Rawls is superintendent of schools in New York City. He is also married but not being content with married bliss, he became prominent in school affairs. “Learn, O Less than Nothing, that Lena ' Valler is very successful as the director of the ‘Hotsy-Totsy’ Orchestra. She plays the piano. But this is not strange, for, as thou rememberest, she once held the position of chief banger. “Mildred Stroud is the contended wife of a Methodist minister. Several little ones bless the household. “Katherine Pittman is enjoying a perfect round of gayety in New York. She is married to a wealthy broker and is the leader of New York society. “Susie Mae Hawkins and Frances Cook reign supreme over their respective domestic circles in Kinston. “A new tractor is on the market, and it has acquired a fortune for its inventor. It is called the Eugene tractor, and the U. S. patent shows the name Sutton. “Ella Rinker Brown, Mildred Harper, Helen Davis, Doris Grady, and Thelma Davis are all enjoying married bliss. “Know, O Worm of the Earth, that Catherine Cook is Cook no longer. She is the wife of a wealthy insurance man of the city of — well, never mind. “Margaret Amos is painting scenes. They are all studies in brown. But this is not strange, for her name is Brown. 32

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It was a year ago today that I had what I consider the most interesting of experiences. It had been my delight and privilege to spend some time abroad. I ha d visited many places and seen many strange things. At last I reached Egypt — Egypt, the land of mystery, the land of secrets. When our caravan started slowly across the desert, I felt as if I were under a spell. The feeling was strange, mystical. I could not analyze it. It lasted for several days during which time my mind kept revolving about my old classmates. It was impossible for me to direct my thoughts in other channels, however hard I might try. But the thoughts were pleasant, and not having heard the fate of some of the members of the Class of ’28, I began to wonder. One evening when the sun was sinking red beneath the western sands, we made camp in a beautiful, green oasis. I learned from one of the camel drivers that we were in the vicinity of the Pyramids and the Sphinx. A thought came to me. I determined to make a pilgrimage to the Sprinx that night and send forth an invocation concerning my friends and classmates. I procured a guide and we set out just as the desert moon made her appearance. We soon reached our destination. I bade my guide wait for me behind one of the pyramids while I accomplished my mission. With my heart beating madly, I bow ' ed down in the awful presence of the Sphinx. For the space of a minute, I was at a loss what to say, but at last words came to me. I spoke : “O mighty Solver of Mysteries and Discloser of Secrets, reveal unto me, I pray, what I would know, that I may tell my people.” I was startled by an awful sound. The Sphinx spoke; “Hasten, and thou shalt know. Evolved Protoplasm.” “Kinston High School,” I said. “Dost thou know it and the destiny of those that went forth fr om its portals in the year 1928, O Awful Intelligence?” “I know ' well that institution of learning and the destinies of thy classmates, O Atom of Nothingness! Listen and I will reveal my knowledge unto thee.” Then the Sphinx discussed in the following manner: “Presumptuous Mortal, hear then that which has befallen your classmates in the last decade. “Mme. Gladys Stroud, a Metropolitan Opera star, will make her first appearance on the concert stage of France, October 6, 1938. Mme. Stroud is the favorite dramatic soprano of today. She has sung in many parts of the Old World and America is at her feet. “Thou already knowest, O Groveler in the Dust, that John Mewborn is president of the United States, for thou cast thy paltry vote for him. 31

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“Ray Wooten, with the help of his loving spouse, is getting rich quick managing a chicken farm. “Allen Curtis is world-famed for his baseball record. He has scored even greater than Babe Ruth. “Thou wilt be surprised to know ' that Margaret Edwards is married, for she was sworn into the club of Man-Haters in the year 1928, but Margaret has a career, too. She has taken the honored place of Eleanor Boardman in the movies. Leo Edwards is her director. “Grace Brown and Virginia Smith are proprietors of a lingerie shop in Smoky Run, N. C. The name of their worthy place of business is ‘The Sharpe Silk Shop for Every Shape’. “Thou knowest already that Elmer Harrison is now superintendent of thy beloved insti- tution, Old Grainger. He is loved by every member of the High School, and has succeeded in making a vast improvement in it. “Abe Stadiem was recently elected to the House of Representatives by an overwhelming majority. Much of the credit for his election goes to Julian Vatz, the celebrated orator, who was Mr. Stadiem’s campaign manager. “Horace Tyndall and Ray Taylor have formed a partnership. The sign in front of their office reads; ‘Taylor Tyndall — Civil Engineers.’ “Eleanor Wooten has become quite -well known as a movie star. Also much attention is being focussed on George Vick, w ' ho is her leading man. “O Thou of Little Worth, know ' that Grace Cox is the official organizer of revolutions for college students against the faculty. She is very efficient in her work, and she never fails in her purpose. Her husband is jealous of her work, however, as it takes her away from him so much. “Julis Gray w ' as recently ' discovered by Harrison Fisher and is quite busy these days posing for Neysa McMein and other noted artists. “John Miller and Melford Wilson are now ' prominent brokers on Wall Street. Success has reached them both. “Madeline Adallah is spending some time in Arabia, thus fulfilling a life-long ambition to watch the sun set on the desert. “Helen Spencer enjoys teaching in the Haw’aiian Islands w ' hile Lucille Sellars makes a very competent private secretary to the Attorney General of U. S., Waddell Waters. “Thou Brainless Idiot, Fannie Forrest is now ' an instructor of Latin at Wellesley College and Mary Ward Hardy is editing a book on ‘The Poland of Today.” “Mamie Hines LaRoque is w ' riting short stories for Hilda Shute’s magazine, ‘Racy Ripples.’ “Frederick Whitaker has been appointed Ambassador to Spain, and Albert Cow ' per is our Consul in Persia. “Henry Temple and Elizabeth Miller, stars of ‘Marlon’ of last season, are considering Eugenia Tull’s new ' play as their next co-starring vehicle.” Here the Sphinx closed her aw ' fu! mouth. She has told something of every- member of the class but myself. I, having had an uneventful decade, w ' ished to learn of my future. I, therefore, invoked the awful presence. “O August Personification of Know ' ledge,” I prayed, “Tell me of my future.” There w ' as no answ ' er. “Mighty Surveyor of the Ages, reveal unto me my fate.” But the ancient lady refused to speak, and I went on my w ' ay, rejoicing in the knowledge I had gained of my former classmates.