Kinston High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kinston, NC)

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FMM Miss Walker: “How long can a person live without any sense?” Charles: “I don’t know. How old are you?” “What course is your son taking in college?” Mr. Bosemond was asked. “The downward course, I’m afraid.” Blonde: “You men like us girls that neck better than the others, don’tcha?” Jack (acting dumb) : “What others?” Young man (walking to Greensboro) : “Hey, mister, I’m going your way!” Passing Motorist : “So I see, but I’ll get there before you do.” Kith and Kin Lawyer: “You only have six dollars? Then your relations must come across!” Defendant: “Hot a chanst ! They want to see me hung so’s they can divide the six dollars.” “Sistah Jones, ' I’se takin’ up a collection fo’ de benefit of our worthy pastah,” exclaimed one of the brethren. “You know he’s leavin’ us fo’ to take a church down in Mobile, and we thought we’d get together and give him a little momentum.”

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R. T. Hardaway Coach Barrett, Elmer Beeton, Wilbur Bonner, Allen Brown, Thomas Wilson, Melford Farmer, Paul Humphrey, Fred Slaughter, George Summerell, Joe February 26 — Kinston. March 5 — Kinston. SCHEDULE . 5 ; Lowes Grove. .14; Lowes Grove. Wrestling Team m 1927

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Drex : “They say love is blind.” E : “Yes, but he has a wonderful sense of touch.” Ed: “I hear Jean’s new bathing suit leaves nothing to the imagination.” At : “Oh, yes, it does.” Ed: “What?” A1 : “The bathing suit.” The more you study, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget ; The more you forget, the less you know, So why study? The less you study, the less you know; The less you know, the less you forget ; The less you forget, the more you know — So WHY STUDY? What is alimony ? Taxation without representation. Josephine : “My mother was born in Paris, my father was born in Los Angeles, and 1 was born in New York.” Joseph : “Funny how you all got together, wasn’t it?” Mrs. Newlywed: “Now, I suppose you’ll say these cookies aren’t like the ones your mother made when you were a boy.” Mr. Newlywed (biting one) : “On the contrary, my dear, I believe they are the same cookies.” Modern ad : For rent — handsome bungalette with a garagette, kitchenette, bathette, parlorette and porchettes. “Why does Mussolini wear clocked hose?” “P ecause he’s the man of the hour.” Two stuttering blacksmiths had finished heating a piece of pig iron, and one placed it upon the anvil with a pair of tongs. “H-h-h-h-hit it,” he stuttered to his helper. “Wh-wh-wh-wlier ?” asked the other. “Oh g-g-g-g-goodness, we’ll have to h-h-h-h-heat it again now.” A dog to pet A cat to purr A parrot to talk — What do 1 need a man fer ? She was only a Quaker’s daughter, but she knew her oats. 60 1927