Kinston High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kinston, NC)

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KINSTON HIGH SCHOOL THE KAYAITCHESS NINETEEN TWENTY-FOUR Sixty-Four

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KINSTON HIGH SCHOOL THE KA Y A ITCHES S NINETEEN T VV E N T Y - FO 1 1 R Carried Unanimously The hall was crowded, - nd the woman speaker was waxing eloquent. Yes, she cried, emphatically, women have been misjudged for ages. They have suffered in a thousands words. (Here she paused to give her audi- ence time to consider this momentous statement.) There is one way in which they never suffered, and never will, said a meek little man from the back of the crowd. The lecturer gave him a frigid look. And in what way is that? she inquired. In silence, replied the little man, as he sank into his seat. □ □ □ Mrs. I. B. Sick is very near death ' s door, but it is thought Dr. Cure Em will pull her through. All of her friends will be delighted to hear the good news. □ □ □ Rastus — I ' m tired o ' my ole lady sassin ' me. Sam — Why, she been sassin ' ye? Rastus — Yas, she ' s been givin ' me apple sass for the last three weeks. □ □ □ Farmer Brown (on being asked if the tornado of the night before had dam- maged his barn) — Derned if I know; I ain ' t found the dang thing yet. □ □ □ The roughest date she ever had. The man with a tweed suit. a n □ William ' s Contents Children, said the teacher, instructing the class in composition, you should not attempt any flights of fancy; simply be yourselves and write what is in you. As a result of this advice, William turned in the following: We should not attempt any flights of fancy, but write what is in us. In me there is my tummy, lungs, heart, liver, two apples, one piece of pie, one sugar-stick, and my dinner. □ □ o Still Spry Boy Scout (small, but polite) — May I accompany you across the street, madam? Old Lady — Certainly, you may, my lad. How long have you been waiting here for somebody to take you across? □ □ □ I bought a pair of new shoes for my wife today, and ran all the way back with them. What did you run for? I was afraid the styles would change before I got home. □ □ □ Waiting for Information Tourist — To what do you attribute your great age? Oldest Inhabitant — I can ' t say yet, sir. There be several o ' them patent medicine companies bargaining wi ' me. a a a How much are these dollar stockings? asked the would-be funny cus- tomer. Fifty cents a foot, replied the funnier clerk. Sixty-Three

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KINSTON HIGH SCHOOL THE KAYAITCHESS NINETEEN TWENTY-FOUR Sixty-Five