Kinston High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kinston, NC)

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KINSTON HIGH SCHOOL THE KA Y A IT CHESS NINETEEN TWENTY-FOUR Official Rules for the Library Not more than ten persons shall talk aloud at the same tim.e, and then they must not use stronger words than shucks, demit, dog-goneit, by ( ecrge, vee, Btelzibith and damfino. There must be no smoking of rabbit-tobacco, fig leaves or corn silks — cnly tobacco smoke will be tolerated. Students should not slip out more than three reference books at a tirre, if the class needs them. Get as many novels as you like. These, however, shcLld be returned your Senior year. Don ' t register at the desk for any bock. It will annoy the Librarian. Books in the stock-room are for the use of the FacuUv only, and student:, should not display their greenness by aslring for any of them. Chewing gum is feminijie. Always chew real tobacco. Spitting v another ' s face is positi ely forbidden. Use tfie floor for such motley deeds. Poker shall not be pla ' ed on the reading-tables on Sunday. All bets cn the game, Vv ' hen played, should he confined to fi e dollars. No one is allowed in the reading-room vvithout hob-nail shoes on. People might not notice your entrance. No student is allowed to collect and keep all the story magazines for more than a half-day at a time. Students who go to sleep at the reading-table must not be disturbed. It would interfere with their personal liberty. Magazines are for use. Clip them freely. A big reward will be paid for the capture of any one found using a dic- tionary, encyclopedia, or other reference books. These books are made to look at. Fines being imposed upon delinquents for the personal enrichment of the Librarian, students are requested to make provision in their last will and testa- ment for the payment of same. I. M. Nutty, Librarian. □ □ □ May Be Longer He put his arms about her neck. The color left her cheek. But on the shoulder of his coat It stayed about a week. □ □ □ Crown Him Knight Peaniite — Would it be proper for me to kiss your hand? Thelma — It would be decidedly out of place. □ □ □ Interpretation of men ' s thoughts depend upon the age in which we live. For instance: Our Freshmen are interpreting the expression, Hitch your wagon to a star, as meaning to find out everything possible about movie stars. □ □ □ Will Nicholson — Lend me a dollar and I ' ll be forever indebted to you. Jake Parrott — Yes, I ' m afraid so. Sixty

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KINSTON HIGH SCHOOL THE KAYAITCHESS NINETEEN TWENTY-FOUR

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KINSTON HIGH SCHOOL THE KA YAITCHESS NINETEEN TWENT Y-P Til ' K But Time Heals Montrose — Darling, will you marry me? Cynthia — Yes, Montrose, I would love to marry you. (Ten mi nutes elapse.) Buff, why don ' t you say something? Montrose — I have said too much already. □ □ n May, of Course Lyle Sitterson — Our Christmas begins the nineteenth. Henry Temple — What month. □ □ □ The Four Seasons Football, Basketball, Track, Baseball. □ □ □ It ' s a hard world, said the steeple-jack as he crashed to the pa ement from the top of a thirteen-story building. □ □ □ James Dawson — I know a fellow who ate beef all his life and grew strong as an ox. Sam Bloom — That ' s nothing; I know a man who ate fish all his life and couldn ' t swim a stroke. □ □ □ Deprived of Pleasure The baby elephant is sad, His life is dull and gray — He cannot suck his thumb because His nose is in the way. □ □ □ A m an once fell in love. The object of his attraction was a curly girl with little hair. She had tiny eyes and large blue feet. Her petite upturned chin and determined nose were not the least of her distractions. Her mouth was straight and smooth, and her eyebrows formed a perfect Cupid ' s bow. Her rosy hair formed an aureole around her golden face. She possessed small, dainty eyelashes and long curling ears. Her slim, perfect face was a sharp, but charm- ing contrast to her plump, round, little physique. It is quite impossible to fully express the numerous and varied attractions of this unusual girl on paper. We shall be obliged to leave the rest to your imagination. . □ □ □ Pete — Sir, when you eat here you needn ' t dust off the plate. Coach — Beg pardon; I ' ve just been umpiring a game. □ □ □ Can You Beat It? Rastus and Sambo, two Mississippi darkies, met in Memphis. They were discussing the heat in their towns. Rastus said: Why, man, in my town it gits so hot it wilts the flowers on the wall paper. Sambo replied: Shucks, niggah, you don ' t know nothiii ' a-tall ' bout no hot weather. Why, in my place, dey has to keep de ' lectric fans runnin ' in de col ' storage room at de ice plant. Sixty-One