Kinkaid High School - Kinkaidian Yearbook (Houston, TX)

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WIT AND HUMOR H A wise old owl sat on an oak, L The more he saw, the less he spoke, 0 Q The less he spoke, the more he heard, ! ' Why can't We all be like that bird. .Q Q -- y i'No, Willie said his French nurse, ' Gil no more pudding for you to-night. f Don't you know that you canlt sleep ., ,' on a full stomach? N Well, said Willie, I can sleep on X my back, can't I?'l Our Willie passed away today, His face vve'll see no more, is , What Wiuie took fm- H20 1 il Q Was H2 S04 Geometry. Hyp. Given: Our Faculties, a school, To Find: Why do we go to school? Dem. We go to school to improve our faculties fOriginalD Our teachers are our faculties fPropositionD XVe go to school to improve our teachers Uxxioml At a public school not long' ago the children were training for a flag drill. Ono boy, in order to show good reason Why he should take part, said he had a gun. A girl said she had a flag. Finally one tovv-headed boy of six sidled up to the teacherls desk and stood waiting. i'Well, what is it .Iohnnie?H I has a union suit, he said.

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CLASSES FOR THE YEAR 1910-11 FRES HM EN Irma Miller Thelma Austin Faye Bracewell Jessie Miller Clarence Roe Florence Waddle French Booher Ben Maddux Frank Van Buskirk Arthur Beeding Lewis Edwards Motto-4'You are never too old to live and learn. Colors-Dark Red and White. Flower-White Tea Rose. Oflicers-French Booher, Presidentg Florence VVaddle, Vice-Presidentg Arthur Beeding. Secretary Yell-'iRed and White, yah! yah! yah!! Freshmen, Freshmen, rah! rah! r-ah! The popular sentiment of this class is, We know it all, what's the use. SOPHOMORES Minnie Robb Kate Hargis Birdee Price Corral Booher Blanche Valk Verle I-Iummiston Elva Stoll Grace Hinger Forrest Hare Lee Reynolds Lloyd Jackson George Yelton. Mottoe- Der anfang, nicht das endef' Colors- -Green and White. Flower--White Carnation. Otiicersftjorral Booher, President: Verle Hummiston, Vice-Presidentg Elva Stoll, Secretary. YellfvZir-kety, zickety, zeen, we're not afraid to he seen, Sophomores, Soph- mores. class of '13, A very nice class with a quiet disposition. JITNIORS Gladys Hodgson Fawn McConnell Jessie Gibbs Lora Taylor Dessie Meri-ilield Ira Cushing' Roland Barnes Motto-ifirlitch your wagon to a Star. Colors---Blue and VVhite. Flower--Red Carnation. Oriicers-Gladys Hodgson, Presidentg Roland Barnes, Vice-Presidentg Lora. Taylor, Secretary. Yell -Rah! rah! rah! chica, chacka, chelve, Juniors, Juniors, nineteen-twelve. 'Phey stick together through thick and thin.

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The following are questions answered in a teachers' examination: George Elliot left wife and children to mourn his genii. 'I Henry I, died of eating palfreysf' Louis XVI, was gelatined during the Civil war. Gender shows whether a man is masculine, feminine or neu- ter? James I, died from arguefi Geometry teaches us how to bisex angles. Parallel lines are' lines that do not meet unless you 'bend them. Horse power is the distance one horse can carry a pound of water in one hour. A vacuum is a large empty place where the pope lives. l9l2eeeWl1at is a suffragette? ISHZSQA being that has ceased to be a lady and is not a gentle. ll'l ilfl. Why were the animals taken into the ark? 'iTo get thmn out of the way of Roosevelt, I suppose. Latin Jingle. Professoris givibus Longi lessonem Glassibus kiokabus Non wanti sumorum Skipibus classibus Muchi playorum. Professoris givibus Themi zerorum Classibus gettibus Poo ri gradoru m Flndibus termilous Muchi f'lunkorum.