Kingsville High School - K Lite Yearbook (Kingsville, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY One fine sunny morning in June, 1975, Rose Ann and Sharon decided to make their vav tjo the fair city of Kingsville. You see, Rose Ann had perfected an electronic brain and when she found that she could not proceed with her experiments because of a lack of funds, she borrowed from Sharon. Yog see, Sharon has fulfilled her ambitions by marrying a multi-multi -millionaire. In order that Rose Ann might pay off the loan, Sharon's new husband suggested that they take the electronic lirain to Kingsville where his friend, the owner of the New American Motor Companv would help them sell it. V When the girls boarded the plane bound for Kingsville, whonj should they sec but tneir school-mate ’ Roberta Lillie. She told them that they were in safe hands because Sky'King would be their pilot and she would be his co-pilot. Frankly, they weren't too surprised to hear this for Roberta always was on Cloud 9. ' ■ - .'f- They landed at Hilda's Airport on schedule. They told Hilda about their' cl cironjc. brain, but when she said that she really wasn't interested. Rose Ann and Sharon hailed a blac c.Volkswagen taxi. The driver was none other than Jack Tiny Dewey. He said that he didn’t really like hjCjob, but .thought it would be quite permanent--he couldn't get out of the car! .v” ffip' They arrived at the Harless House and were met at the door by, the worltf-reknpvtflhostess. Mar- garet Mae. She called her chief bellboy, James Blank who had once had great hopas of getujig up in the world, and now he was--in the elevator!! James let Rose Ajin and Sharon oft on thg.. fifty-seventh floor. There they found their suite of rooms and decided to step out on the balcony to Vijfcw the famed park on Kingsville Square. They saw Bob Brunell faithfully tending his famous orangeppffradilly pan- sies. With Bob was Gary Lester Stevens who was making a career qf selling salted peanuts. Gary looked quite prosperous. Glancing up, Rose Ann saw Ronnie The-Human-Fig Brunell washing windows. He was gaily singing The Boiler Room Rock which he himself had written. Lunch was served to them in their room by Chef Bev Cusano. She served her specialty, Grimey Gophers. Rose Ann and Sharon immediately sent ouf to the drugstore for some Greas{ Gopher Neutralizer which had been made famous by the great chemist Gene Albert Yoak. Thjs-.dis’- covery had made Yoak a millionaire. fV rrk y After recovering from the after-effects of their lunch, they decided to.visit their Aiura Mater, Kingsville High School, which had been expanded recently and was now’the largest schpol in the United States. They left the Harless House and on the way up to the school they saw Ken Carle.apd Wiliam Warren Webster hobo-ing it by the pond. Ken and Bill said that they would soon be attending sfec Hfflbo Convention in Chicago. Ken had just risen to the position of Most Honorable Uz OiM Skill yias jus- going along for the ride because he couldn't find anything better to do. Rose and Sharon were ushered into the school by Paul Tall Reed who was currently employed as a chimney sweep arid vas aspiring to the position of janitor so that he could get the smoke out of his eyes. He said that Miss.'Sowry was waiting to see them. Paul warned them not to be too shocked for Miss So wry had become -Va woman of the world. She owned an emerald colored Plymouth Fury and an emerald colored mink coat. A new member who they found on the faculty was Dari Brown. He was teaching English and composing lyric poetry. They saw poor Dari Seated at his desk correcting papers and muttering, Sapio as number one, same as number one, same as number one. As they walked down the hall, they heard music coming from Mr. Konucrt s- tudy hall. Upon in- vestigation, they found that Arland Archie Emery was conducting a.school for Geisha Girls. He said these students were being trained to act as spies in Russia.

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CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1960, being of sound mind, do hereby make this our last will and testament. First of all. we leave our space in Room 20 to the Junior Class and Miss Sowry. To the Sophomores we leave our athletic abilities. To the Freshmen we leave our angelic (?) behavior. But, individually-- I, Jim Blank, leave my love for play practice to Ray. Don't get too carried away--you might forget your lines. I, Judy Blenman, will my trips to the cafeteria to get coffee for Miss Sowry to any interested person. Just make sure your shoelaces are tied. I, Dari Brown, leave my flattop haircut to Myron Beck. You must learn to smile, though. I, Bob Brunell, will my liking for girls to Don O'Bell. You can borrow my Chevy anytime. I, Ron Brunell, will all my tardy and absence excuses to John Luce. They must be good--they worked for me. 1, Joanne Brydle, will my love for dancing to David Jewell. It's easier than doing exercises. I, Linda Burch, will my height to Marilyn Emery. Then you won’t have to stand on the top step when HE takes you home!!!! I, Ken Carle, will my safe-driving habits to any future Honor Society member. Just remember that transmissions don't grow on trees. I, Gary Carlson, will my distaste for going steady to Shirle McConnell. Everyone will be glad to have it given to such a deserving person. 1, Beverly Cusano, will my long hair to Kay Wing. It will put an end to your nightly pinups. I, Jack Dewey, will my nickname, Tiny, to Barbara Kobernik. At least it will fit you better than it did me. I, Bill Dewey, will my means of self-protection to Norm Walbridge. It will be of great advantage when you engage in a rumble. I, Arland Emery, will all of my little girl friends to Ken Hoover. They surely are fun, but, boy, can can they get mad! I, George Emery, will my genuine Al-Capone coat to Baby-face Charlie Campbell. Only seventy- three more payments and it's all yours. I, John Ernst, will my Big Ben timepiece to Tom Hinkle. I hope it keeps your friends as happy as it did mine. I, Norman Herl, will my pitching ability to Les Rogers. Only don't throw ice cream cones. I, Hilda Kister, will my dimples to Carol Page. Only you'll have to promise to smile. I, Karen Kobernik, will my trips to Cleveland to Sharon Brocklehurst. At least, it will get you closer to Columbus. I, Roberta Lillie, will my gym class blues to RoseMarie DePonceau. I hope you spend less time on the floor while playing basketball than I did. I. Linda Martin, will my twelve o'clock curfew to Loretta Marrison. Good Luck! I, Diane Neill, will my temper to my cousin, Richard Nicka, so that his temper will match his red hair. I, Rose Ann Olin, will my driving ability to Janice Reed. Be prepared to go forty miles an hour ... in a five mile an hour zone. I, Nancy Osborne, will my little black book to Marilyn Baldwin. It's all yours except for one name — that's mine! ! ! ! I Bonnie Platt, will my ability to punch wrong keys in office practice class to Kathleen Kister. This special ability is not conducive to getting good grades. I, Margaret Harless, will my laugh to Jean Blank. Hope you can control it better than I did. I. Paul Reed, will my typing ability to Ted Rose. Included you will find a supply of Extra-large erasers. You'll need them. I. Ted Robishaw, will the Fordmobile to Bob Howe and Dave Bogar. Hope you have better luck avoid- ing the cops than I did. I. Gary Stevens, will my ability to ride a motorcycle to Janet Bradley. Get a Harley, Janet. I, Sharon Sulin, will my laugh, blush, and ability to talk, to Jack Ogren. They were a lot of fun, but I hope they don't break up your class so often as they did mine. I, Dick Vanek, will my loud duals to Terry Hanson. I've reformed??? I, Bill Webster, will my ability to drive slowly to Dick Sherwood. I wish you luck. I, Gene Yoak, will my big feet to Ron Carlson. How do you think I got the name Big Daddy, anyway? 17

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They walked a little further down the hall where they saw a door marked Professor Ernst.” They peaked in and found John lecturing his class on the fundamentals of mathematics. Of course, you all know about John's book, HOW TO PROVE THAT TWO AND TWO EQUAL FIVE. ■ Like all girls, they soon found their way to the shop. There they found Norm Herl presiding over the annual meeting of the Shop Sewing Circle. But they did not interrupt the meeting for. they were discussing the nasty problem of overflowing sinks. Since it was time for their appointment with the President of the New American Motor Company, they took off in a new Thunderbird which was given to them as a hello present by the pleasantly wealthy Gary Milan Carlson. He said that the Navy had given him a yearly pension of $15 million in gratitude for designing their new uniforms. They always wondered where our tax money went; now they know--Gary has it! On their way they heard on the radio that Karen Kay Kobernik had just crossed the English Channel. It seems she had to walk all the way, though, because she can't swim. Karen never was ptte to swim when she could walk. When they arrived at the office, they found Bonnie Platt still punching the wrong-keys on her office practice machines. The President, who was none other than Richard LeRoy Frank Vanek, said that he had hired Bonnie because of her manner of handling personnel. Frank ushered them into his office where they presented their problem to him. He said that he would be glad to help them if he hadn't already invested all his ready cash in Ted Robishaw’s Fordmobiles. Ted was building these carsifor' teen-agers who repeatedly'found itnecessary to avoid the police. However, they were not doing so well be sause the great reformer, Judy Blerirnan, was foiling their plans. Judy was campaigning for the position, of police.tchief in Kingsville. Fra k suggested that they see the millionaire, Dusty Carlyle Rose. The police were paying Dusty to keep out of thetditches. Their call to Dusty was put through by a nasal-voiced operator who turned out to i i Nancy Cfborne! Nancy said thatone of her children had accidently shot a cork gun at her and the pork had Jpdged In her throat. This was the cause of her nasal voice. She connected us with Dusty, who explained tha t he had overdrawn his account at the Federal Bank. The president of the bank, Linda L fe Martin,jjhad refused tcwgive him any more credit. Linda was known as the hard-hearted banker of Lake Street. Dj ty saidyihey;might ty.. tjalking to Joanne Brydle, president of the Fred A. Stair Corp. When t ey pteseptjed their problem tofi’er.; Joanne said she would be glad to help them. Tired, but happy, hey returned to the hotel. In view of thei goodfortune, they decided to extend their vacation a few more hours. Since the next day was 6ufid| iy. they decided t© attend church. When they arrived, they were welcomed by William Dewey„ a respected elder of the church. Bill ushered them to their seats. While they were waiting for the service to begin, they learned that Diane Neill, now a doctor, had been called to the hospital on an emergency. It seemed that Judy Blenman had been run down by one of Ted Robishaw's Fordmobiles. As the service began, the famous gospel singer. Linda Burch, honored them by singing a song she had composed. Everyone’s attention was held while the great evangelist, the Reverend George Henry Emery, presented one of his famous sermons on temperance. As they left Kingsville that Sunday afternoon, they felt a pang of regret. But, they decided that as soon as the electronic brain was completed, they would return to visit their classmates again. 19