Kingston Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Times Yearbook (Kingston, Ontario Canada)

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IT HAS BEEN SAID .. there is hardly anything in the Worlcl' that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little cheaper. WHEN THE CRY OF LOW PRICES IS LOUDEST, ALWAYS LISTEN FOR. THE NOTE OF QUALITY. Wie at this store believe in low prices -- yes. But low price alone means nothing. Wlhen you couple low price and quality, howevei as ue do here, you get Value. And our values are the best in years. So if you want1- THE NEWER THINGS . . THE BETTER THINGS . . THE THRIETIEER THINGS . . . . -- SHOP AT LAIDLAW'S - at JOHN LAIDLAW e SoN 170-172 Princess Street Kingston, Ont. A. -91-

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6 KINGJTON CQLLEGIATE VOCATIONAL INSTITUTE JOKES Yon- Papa, what do you call a man who runs an automobile ? His Papa- It just depends on how near he comes to hitting you. Frances- I consider sheep the stupidest creatures living, don't you ? Percy- Yes, my lambf, During a hold-up in Chicago, a young stenographer was grazed by a bullet. Think- ing she was dying she dictated a farewell note. VVrite to johnny, she whispered, Give him my true love and best regards. Carbon copies to Harold, Fred and Wil- ham. A famous lawyer after a heated argu- ment with a judge deliberately turned his back on the bench and started to walk away. Are you trying, sir, to show contempt for the court F asked the judge sternly. No, sir, was the reply. I'm trying to conceal itf' Doris Clark- Well what are we going to do to-night? Gibson McLean- Well, let's think hard ! !! Doris Clark- No let's do something you can do too. Alice Clark-tat a basketball gamej- The referee just called a foul, where's the feathers ? Umar Shea- Ch, this is a picked team. How did they treat you when you were in Scotland ? a friend asked a traveller. Reluctantly -replied the traveller. Pat and Mike were making ready to go home after work, when Pat announced that he had lost his waistcoat. I-Ie was hunting for it when suddenly- Sure and it's on ye, said Mike. So it is, said Pat, Begorry, and if ye had'n't told me, I'd a gone home without it. r I f:5.,. .,gE7Q:? 4, 'fri 5 5 . -AND NOW .-:1 : 5i'-. I ' -Psi 141- 5:f25f-. - E-2, x . ,,, . 9 j O , A, , ..,j, .ff as- , I M GOIN-G T 1 1 . 'if' iilvi' . QW: '.- ' 7'f'f'1'2'-:-':3:I.'.'.'- ,. v'qX21E22fE:f:2:2:Q:f. H . :-: :-: : : i I Q..g.j:f:gs1 ' Eiiffifiig my , fiiiiiifiiisisis -r -1152553 t --- 3 . i J -V '.. 1 '--- 99 :.i:2: a.af2f h 0 '11 e All through high school I plan-ned on a college career. It was one of the real ambitions of my life. But present-day conditions blasted my hopes. The family had no money-and needed my help besides. ' 4 .mul Facing the cold facts, I chose the only alternative'-I enrolled with International Correspondence Schools for the course I had planned on-. It's different from college life, I guess, studying at home in my spare time, but I'm getting the training I need-and that's the important thing! I've already had promotion, and also the satisfaction of knowing my ground-work is based on actual experience and technical training that the I.C.S. is giving me. This is only one of many similar letters I.C.S. have received in recent months. Is college to be denied you? Then this offer may be a solution to your disappointment. Ask us for full'-free-information on' the career for which you wish to prepare. I International Correspondence Schools Dept. 394A. Canadian, Limited Montreal, Canada 1 1 1 -92-