Kingfield High School - Abram Breeze Yearbook (Kingfield, ME)

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N THE RECORD 3I Art. 4. To see what sum of money the school will vote to raise to buy a double seat for Maxine Knapp and Julian Thompf son. Art. 5. To see what sum of money the school will raise to buy Helen Bearce a joke so she will have some reason for laughing. . Art. 6. To see what sum of money the school will vote to raise for the repair of Hubert Foster's neckties. Art. 7. To see what action the school will take in regard to keeping the Senior girls from looking old. -- Art. 8. To see what sum of money the school will-raise for the upkeep of William Winter's shirts. Art. 9. To see what action will be taken in regard to having Roland Kennedys seat enlarged so he will have more room for his feet. Art. 10. To see if the school will a- dopt the following byflaws: 1. There shall be no parking of gum under the desks. 2. There shall be no parking of feet in the aisles. 3. There shall be no spooning from the time one enters the school grounds until he leaves. 4. Whoever violates these ByfLaws shall be punished by a fine of at least two collar buttons and not exceeding twelve safty pixis. THB CLASS or '32 There is a class in Kingfleld High That has the best of rule That studies hard from morn till night 'Tis the Class of '32. USE YOUR CUFF Foster: What shall I write my oration on? Miss Crosby: On paper. FIELD GLASSES WANTED R. Moore: Cin history class, Captain Cook sailed across the Pacific ocean three times and then he couldn't find it. MEMORIES OF BASKET BALL GAME AT N. ANSON Let Auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind. Kenneth Atwood forgot his pants: They're twenty miles behind. HEARD IN CHEMISTRY HYDRATED - Mr. Kitchin: Mr. Foster, how made? is sodium Foster: Cwiselyl Electrolysis. Mr. K.: Electrolysis of what? Foster: Water. HONBSTLY Mr. Kitchin: When the rain falls does it ever rise again? Kennedy: Yes, sir. Mr. Kitchin: When? Kennedy: In dew time. WELCOME On looking over the list of elements we are surprised and pleased to find U there. WHY NOT CHLOROFORM Prof: Tomorrow the Class will take arsenic. WHAT,S THE usa? We could tell you some more jokes, but what's the use, you would only laugh at them.

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30 T Il IC R li C O R IJ ANo'rIIER cARUsG Sing a song of six pence, A pocket full of rye, Everett Page, learned to sing Up in Jackman, on the slyg And he vows that he can teach us, If we would hut let him try. 'ro THE FACULTY Here's to the Riculty, Long Inay they live, If they'll shorten the length Of the assignments they give. How POLITE! Miss Croshy: What is the matter with this sentence? The horse and the cow is in the pasture. CNO response from the pupils.J Miss Croshy: Cafter waiting some timej Cannot some one detect the error? Holloway: fafter a few moments had a lwrightened expression on his facel I know what the trouhle is. Miss Croshy: What is it? Holloway: The lady should come first. HEARD IN HEALTHFUL LIVING GRRR-- Mr. Kitchin: Miss E. Howe, how did the Indians get a living? E. Howe: By protecting themselves from the wild animals. Mr. Kitchin: Miss Wuori, What are omnivorous animals? Comnivorous meaning animals that eat hoth flesh and vegetationj J. Wuori: They are animals that eat anything, like hogs. YOUNG GEORGE WASHINGTON Mr. Kitchin: Mr. McMullen, how is this room warmed? McMullen: By heat. F is for Freshman, awkward and green. R is for Rank, the lowest we've seen. E is for everyone, lassie and lad. S is for seniors hoth good and had. H is for High School where we have good times. M is for Mahle, the source of our rhymes. E is for excellence in conduct we've found. N is for notes that are passed all around. ANOTHER RADIO FAN Teacher: Thompson, Why were you late? Thompson: We set the clock hy radio time and we got a western station. K. H. S. WARRANT State of Maine, County of Franklin, ss. Greeting: In the name of the K. H. S., the stu' dents are hereby required to assemble in Miss Croshyls room, Friday morning, to act on the following articles, to wit: Article 1. To choose a dehater to reside in said meeting. Art. 2. To choose a pianist for the ensuing year. Art. 3. To see what sum of Inoney the school will vote to raise to huy Ted Berry, a bottle of l'Concentration .

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U io nw - ' . El ,l.... PIIS Exchanges This is the first year that we have pub' lished a school paper for about thirteen years. It is impossible for us to have a large ex' change department. We wrote to the folf lowing schools only a short time ago and some of them have not had time to answer: North Anson, Strong, Phillips, Stratton, Jay, ' Rangeley, Farmington, Guilford, Mapleton, Canton, Norway, Deer Isle, South Paris, Clinton, Jackman, Yarmouth, New Portland, Harmony, Mass. We have received the following papers about which we will briefly comment: The Gathererf' Deer Isle, Me. Your book is ex' ceptionally interesting, especially the Liter' ary Section. The Hermes, Yarmouth, Me., is a good paper. An exchange department would make it more interesting. The Mussul Unsquit, Strong, Marine. Your paper is interesting, the joke depart' ment is good. The Pinetumf' Stratton, Me. Your pa' per has a well developed alumni department. The Rostrumf' Guilford, Me. You have a very well arranged paper. The exchange department is fine.