Kingfield High School - Abram Breeze Yearbook (Kingfield, ME)

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'I' II If R If C U R Ii Zn, DEDIC.-XTED TO MR. STICKLAND They strolled the pasture together, The sky was studded with stars. They reached the gate hy the road side, He lifted for her the hars. She raised her hrown eyes to him, There was nothing hetween them nowg But he was just a Kingfield lad, And she was his jersey cow ADVICE TO .Ill NIORS Do not scratch your heads, you might get splinters in your fingers. ONE OF TIIE GANG Ruth Beanet Cwriting a sentence in Latinj We hoys ' that's puerimus, isn't it? su! iiusiil Miss Beane: Is it true that Mahle has a secret? Miss Lishernessi Heavens, yes! Hasn't she told you ahout it? IN A i-imcricis DEBATE Mr. Kitchin: Who are in Nicaragua? Miss Knapp: We are. Mr. K.: Who are we? Miss K.: The United States. Mr. K.: The United States isnlt down in Nicaragua. It's the marines. REALLY Miss Hall: Miss Lisherness, what comes after the verh of seeing? Lisherness: Saw. ITILM ITOLKS Ruth Beane in The Blonde Saint. Lena Packard in The Campus Flirt. Austin Bearce in Red Hair. Ted Berry in The Devil Dancer. Mahle Leavitt in Flaming Youth. William Winter in Mother's Boy. Ronald Moore in The Cave Man. Estelle Salford in Rolled Stockings. Minnie Howe in Get your Man. Maxine Knapp I . The HappyfGof Alulian Thompson L In Lucky Pair. Evangeline Howe in Electricity Kid. Murray McMullen in Pioneer Scout. Huhert Foster in Chinatown Charlie. Taimi Vainio in The Play Girl. Eine Vainio in Dressed to Iiill. Elwood Gordon in The Faithless Lover. Nelda Knapp in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Neil Withain in Hard Boiled. Leslie Taylor in The Irrisistihle Lover. Kenneth Atwood in California or Bust. julian Thompson in When a Klan Loves. Oscarene Witham in A Little Irish Girl. Archie McMullen in The Kid Brother. Bernice Kilkenny in Afraid to Love. Pearle Nichols in My Sailor Boy. Isahel French in Man Crazy. Carroll Strickland in Collegiate. Hildred Salford in Silence Preferred. Arlene Tufts in The Regular Guy Now we Know Pink and Bill went up the hill, For reasons none know whyg Pink came down with an angry frown, And Bill with a hlackened eye.

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30 T Il IC R li C O R IJ ANo'rIIER cARUsG Sing a song of six pence, A pocket full of rye, Everett Page, learned to sing Up in Jackman, on the slyg And he vows that he can teach us, If we would hut let him try. 'ro THE FACULTY Here's to the Riculty, Long Inay they live, If they'll shorten the length Of the assignments they give. How POLITE! Miss Croshy: What is the matter with this sentence? The horse and the cow is in the pasture. CNO response from the pupils.J Miss Croshy: Cafter waiting some timej Cannot some one detect the error? Holloway: fafter a few moments had a lwrightened expression on his facel I know what the trouhle is. Miss Croshy: What is it? Holloway: The lady should come first. HEARD IN HEALTHFUL LIVING GRRR-- Mr. Kitchin: Miss E. Howe, how did the Indians get a living? E. Howe: By protecting themselves from the wild animals. Mr. Kitchin: Miss Wuori, What are omnivorous animals? Comnivorous meaning animals that eat hoth flesh and vegetationj J. Wuori: They are animals that eat anything, like hogs. YOUNG GEORGE WASHINGTON Mr. Kitchin: Mr. McMullen, how is this room warmed? McMullen: By heat. F is for Freshman, awkward and green. R is for Rank, the lowest we've seen. E is for everyone, lassie and lad. S is for seniors hoth good and had. H is for High School where we have good times. M is for Mahle, the source of our rhymes. E is for excellence in conduct we've found. N is for notes that are passed all around. ANOTHER RADIO FAN Teacher: Thompson, Why were you late? Thompson: We set the clock hy radio time and we got a western station. K. H. S. WARRANT State of Maine, County of Franklin, ss. Greeting: In the name of the K. H. S., the stu' dents are hereby required to assemble in Miss Croshyls room, Friday morning, to act on the following articles, to wit: Article 1. To choose a dehater to reside in said meeting. Art. 2. To choose a pianist for the ensuing year. Art. 3. To see what sum of Inoney the school will vote to raise to huy Ted Berry, a bottle of l'Concentration .