Kinde High School - Beeline Yearbook (Kinde, MI)

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cfs, ul Be it re embered, That we ' ' of.LQ.iQin the County of and State of Michigan,being in a near-loony state o mind and in a com- plete exhaustion and being aware of the dangers in this atomic age, do hereby make, execute, and declare this to be Our Last Will and Testament, in manner following: First, Being broke,we hope that our teachers will pay in full all our debts and funeral ex- penses since they drove us to our death by so much hard work. Second, We give, devise and bequeath the following: Tothe Juniors, who gave us all our sorrows, we will a double portion of tribulations. CThat's enough for them D l Third, To the Sophomores we leave patience and a sense of humor which is very needed so that they can withstand the Juniors, who will be such conceited Seniors. We also give them our good manners, our good looks, our expert athletic abilities, our out- standing scholastic records, and our good personalities. Fourth, To the naive Freshmen we leave our sedate manner and pleasing smiles that have won us our way through high school. Fifth, To our slave -driving teachers we will our discarded school books and comic books and an additional gray hair from each of us. Also the boys leave to them all their stray hair-pins. Sixth, To Sid we leave all our autographs carved in the desks. They'll be worth a lot of money some day! We also will him an easy chair and a new spitoon to replace the tomato can. Seventh, To Mrs. Barney, the school secretary, we will a magic-eye so she can find the students when they receive phone calls. Eighth, We leave our class picture for public display on the wall. You lucky public! JIIVI POPHAM wills his back seat and black beardto Karl Hunter.Also he leaves his ability to keep his mouth shut to Don King. PAT YAROCH wills her eleven o'clock curfew to Donna Mousseau, and her inability to, get a man to Helen Marie Luecke. WILI..Ef'l TA SAWYER wills her ability to lose weight to Geraldine Moore, and would like to leave her heart to someone but thinks that it is too wornfrom being tossed back and forth so much. SHIRLEY UPTHEGROVEwills allher car troubles to Rink Everingham. Also she leaves the kiss she received from Merle in the tenth grade to Dorothy Hagle. JIM GOTTSCHALK wills his grade-school flirtations to Eddie Moore, and his ability to square -dance to Don Brade. GERALD LACKIE wills his-long-term managership of the football team to Billy Styles. VIRGINIA HEWITT wills her ability to win a man to Mary McLeod, her job as librarian to anyone who wants it, and her laugh to Edna Miller. JERRY CORNETT wills his shyness and red face to Ken Wahl, and leaves his ability to get along with the 'opposite sex to Jim Hall. BETTY TONER wills nothing to nobody. ANNA MAE POPHAM wills 'Little Art A. to Irene Gore ski, and her quiet manner toDorothy Merrick. JACKIE MOELLER wills her love affairs to Dorothy McKim, her natural ability to lead ICONTINUED on Pac.: 121

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I 'sf-ng .nf vice-president in charge of producing romantic serials for CBS. Jim introduces Jack Nelson, the famous crooner, who will sing 'A Dreamer's Holiday. Jack makes a few corny remarks after which the first chords of the tune are struck, but instead of starting on cue Jack stands silent staring at the door. Suddenly he begins to sing 'Nature Boy. The reason is seen when all the people turnaround and see aheavily bearded, shaggy-haired man standing there. Jim Popham is the first to break the silence by exclaiming, Keith, Then his whole story comes omit, how he had become discouraged five years before he couldn't sell any of his inventions and had gone into hibernation to escape these cruelpeople. He makes quite a realistic hermit we think. After the excitement has died down, Jack finishes his song and Jim begins to announce the next number, but is interupted by a burst of laughter in the corner. It's just Jacquelinge amusing the children by teaching them deaf and dumb signs. She just can't quit working. The next thing on the program is movies of Shirley Upthegrove, world explorer. These movies show unusual spots she has visited. The applause dies down after,Shirley's short talk on her movies and Jim introduces Willetta, now the famous opera singer. She has just returned from a tripto Reno, where she divorced another husband. She has been married so often that her agent never knows what name to put on her checks. , A peal of trumpeters is heard and Jerry Cornett, now Baron Von Cornett enters the room accompanied by his beautiful wife. He finally got that title he wanted so much by marrying a rich and beautiful Baronness. The last thing-on the program is a piano solo by the famous concert pianist, Virginia Brade. After this pleasing entertainment we adjourn to dinner. Midway through the dinner when everyone is talking about how nice this reunion has been someone screams as a tramp walks in through the door. He looks suddenly very much ill-at- ease when he sees the people in the room. When Mrs. Hunter offers him something to eat he says that he's not hungry, has to go, and other feeble excuses. Jim McPhee starts up at ,the sound of his voice and runs over and throws his arms around his old friend, Jim Gottschalk! A clanging is heard, the machine coughs, sputters, and stops and our vision of the future is ended. .. .,.'!.l-AA. W 1 0

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cheers to Donna Richardson, and her swing to Geraldine Moore. WALT LUECKE wills his thick, curly hair to Mr. Barney. ELAINE MEAGHER wills her quiet manners in class to Mary Dondineau. JOANN IGNASH wills her high heels to Mrs. Barney. MERLE KOTH wills his shyness to Richard Schott, and his height to Lee Case. JACK NELSON wills his straight hair to Glen Toner, and his clothes to Joan Rice and Juanita Robbins. Also he leaves hirnself to Dolores Majestic. KEITH HUNTER wills his ability to sell candy to any Junior who wants the job, and his ability to sleep in class to Richard Krzewski. ELFRIEDA JAHN wills her job in the kitchen to whoever wants to wash dishes. VIRGINIA BRADE wills her blond hair and blue eyes to Gerty Parks, and her musical abilities to Joyce Hagle. JIM MC PHEE wills part of the Yankees to Bob Luecke, and his way with the teachers to Emil Majestic. JULIA WOOLWORTHwills MD on' to anyone who can put up with him. Also she leave s her hair to Donna Mousseau. DOROTHY GEYER wills her blind dates to Jean Jahn. ,eh eby4pint, ' of execut.QEi.of this Our Last Wi and Testament. Lastly, we do hereby revoke all forme r, any, and every Will heretofore made by us. In Testimony Whereof,we have hereunto set our hand and seal, the.M.day of in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred andi. B 5 ,Z -X AA , .12