Keytesville High School - Regit Yearbook (Keytesville, MO)

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CVM MA Here on Ianuary 7, 1957, I print this will for the Senior class of 1957 as none ofthem can write yet. This will is fully contested and witnessed by three trustworthy friends of mine: Me, Myself, and I. Helen Akers leaves her ability to get bookkeeping to Vera Fry. Robert Wayne Beaver leaves through Musselfork' by way of the Iones Resident. loyce Blackwell leaves her ability to get boyfriends tozlvlarilyn Johnson. Harold Edgar Calvert leaves his cowboy boots and his horse, Trigger, to Mr. Sadler, and hopes he has a rodeo of a time. Evelyn loyce Ford leaves Lois Blanton her Elvis Presley billfold and hopes Lois will devote all her time keeping her blue suede shoes clean. - Charles Richard Drace leaves his ability to keep everyone laughing--No, on second thought he'd better keep it he may need it at Central. Sylvia Berneice lansen leaves her ability to sing Hound Dog to Barbara Kussiman since she is so shy. Donaldwilliam Freese will keep his ability to go steady with the prettiest girl in school. Kay Frances Neil leaves with all the men she can get and doesn't want to leave you poor juniors even one. Charles Robert Hayes leaves because Mrs. Malone can't stand him another year. Kathryn Smith leaves the editor ship to Bonnie, and we hope she does as well as Kathryn did. Mike Kussman leaves , and this a great relief to all teachers and opposing basketball teams. Eleanor Turner leaves so she can have some fun. james Shannon leaves in his 88. I Frances Williams leaves her ability to find a place to smoke at ballgames to anyone who thinks they can get by with it. Chris Tatum leaves his nickname Tater-bug to anyone who wants blisters. I hereby testify that all is in order except in my head, so I sign as usual. XXX :ri a in-.-.. e igtff 21 4555223 ., R ift? 'm1l'S illtgvlwflffifn flxiwia .M nt, . tr.. M.. fig, ,,, :,.,.,,.,4.tr,1rf,,,,, ,,,, K, fiiffigll4Eiff?Qi5f'fi?5?i51EQ3?EQ3i2sil5ksf?f:',i-Fi WEN Effrsfalfgfi wr faiffzgvi-.paw ls. B it -it fsm .'M,5,15m, 1 1 X512ilEi3235s2 ig2?EfQg?i3z:ga'igEl5i? ,gm . 53657grifvfwwrfzexgxtligfizfiiwll f -www iii, -Trigifayfsi 2 sw:3ff1',s2m itsIz.frsfS1T1Qmieiirizseiiliiiff Fr v gg,mg!sigma!tizeigiiiaralsi f Q4 s,2!sefs,sfumm'.gWiz1,gizzya 1'-sau:-fs-fwrmzf K gg,Jt::L5!W?xxsrZii fi5VfixxiLZi:A? ff? il? ii! 555Qit,siigiQ2iia2Ea2i52illf5ii'252112ifibii Ziiigssiaffggigfiiisssasililiigqviggstffaflg fm 1 ' .123 V? Y X 59? -If Kfliiiiiiif Q ,2,.,,,.5,?.2ff :sg giEsfiQf,!.5agw Mi, E. lm .1-ewgKr:ts1'qlggSLZfw f3ff i?if'-ii Alam itE55213fLf22f2?glfv2ri?la25i!r2ztt?a'?eg Sgt! ?f??'f'R?l,t Qafliaslsrsf Wllissgglhi, .Q.5555figgi5s5?titfriwwiiaiigszfffilfw , l

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Znior CALM prop my I, Madam Mystic, know all, see all, and tellall. My predictions are infallible, Iust cross my palm with silver and I will look into your future. One day while shining my crystal ball, I suddenly got a fresh batch of visions. All of these pertained to the great Senior class of Keytesville, in 1957. In my crystal ball I saw Gerg Faris the Elvis Presley of 1967 , as the country's newest rock and roll singing sensation. I saw Patsy Rodgers as the wife of a grocery store magnate. This is a good thing for it takes several grocery stores to feed Patsy's 10 children. Next I saw bespectacled lohn Dinsmore, as professor of Atomis Energy at the University of Missouri. I-Iis classmates always knew he could do it. I also saw fearless Wilma Lane intrepid traveler in to space as the first girl to reach the moon. She said that her trip was exciting and that she was planning to go back as soon as possible. Seems like she met some moon man on her trip. I then saw lames Glasgow, former member of the Keytesville band, but who now was chief bass horn player in the New York Philharmonic. The crystal ball then began to get a little cloudy. It soon cleared, however, and I had a vision of the Keytesville High School. It was quite a change from the old one. I saw Sue Miller go into the school. I was thinking that it surely took her a long time to get through school, when I learned that she was a teacher there, teaching, of all things, Geometry. Then the visions began coming fast and furious. I saw ames Atterbury as the star basket- ball player of a leading professional team. I also saw Barbara Akers as a leading modeland fashion designer. I saw Ted Hern as a chemical engineer, working for the government and living in Arizona. He blamed it all on his High School Chemistry. I then saw Darlene Spoonemore looking somewhat Eskimoish, clas in her fur parka. . She was famous hunter and trapper in the wilds of Canada. I-Ier specialty was foxes. My next vision was of the former lenny Huckabey, now Dawn Day, the greatest acting find of the century. I-Ier latest picture, in super sterosonic sound, fourth dimension, and olfactorious scent, was about to released. I next saw Maxine Blanton happily married to a millionaire and of course is living in a New York Penthouse. . I also saw William Christopher who was a world famous surgeon. I-Ie reported that his last operation was a great success except for one thing, the patient died. As I gazed intently into my crystal ball a vision of our national capitol appeared. On the Capitol steps was none other than Senator Norman Bently, who had just proposed a bill that would do away with schools. The last vision that I received was of the very wealthy society matron, Mrs. Roy Willett, the former Miss Donna Fry of Keytesville. She had just thrown another fabulouspartyy she didn't say where to.

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