Kewanna High School - Apache Warrior Yearbook (Kewanna, IN)

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C LASS PR OPI-IEC Y QC ontlnuedl john Enyeart used to dehver m1lk ln Kewanna He IS now l1v1ng m Washlngton D C As you have probably read ln the newspapers john was runnlng for Presldent of the Umted States last fall However he was forced to reslgn It seems the people dxdn t lxke the 1dea of hlm going home wlth the mxlkman every morn1ng john will do O K though I guess he has a chance of bemng a bookkeeper ln a tav I mean a buslness place on 5th Avenue Florence Guyer has really been flylng h1gh I m sure you ve all heard of her She s a famous Stunt Flyer She exhlbzts her talents all over the world She s known as Flossle The Flylng Demon to her admlrers You have to hand It to her she really knew what she was talklng about when she sald she was golng up IH the world Well Homer Geller IS st1ll the Presxdent of our class He s such a swell guy and so are his mlllxons dollars that IS He sure 1S advanclng fast He 15 the pres1dent v1ce preszdent secretary treasurer and manager of the K1llyourw1fefast Chemxcal Company In fact he owns the placel Homer s wlfe has had her face llfted so many txmes that when people see her ln a Depart ment Store they thlnk she 5 an elevator and start callxng Going Up Vlolet Murhllng 1S as you all know Mrs Dowhatyoucan IV After she graduated from Beauty School she earned her Degrees ln How To Wln Heads and Influence I lce It worked' She also fell for the tr1ck heads I win talls you lose That s also the way she not Mr Dowhatyoucan He s a cashxer at Vl016f S Exqmslte Salon on 10th Avenue That s located east of the stockyards I suppose by now you thlnk all ofthe alumm of 48 are dlstxngumshed and rlch Thls IS far from true Edwm Mlller IS now presldent of the P P P P P Perpetually Poor People s Poured out Pockets Assocxatxon for Poverty Paved Paupers Thls proves that Pausmg In the Process of Pologomy IS notProf1table I thxnk Edwm wxll have a place ln thls world though He s really got what lt takes and he IS really movlng along fast Especlally whenever a sherxff flnds him ln town Speakxng of Polagany and the like Bob Hubeny became frustrated because he couldn t have two wxves so he packed hls pockets thxs was all he had leftl and went to Salt I ake City to become a Moron er I mean Mormon After arrlvlng there he decided to 10111 the carnival He puts on a free act every mght except Sunday You ve heard of men rldlnfv bxkes over a long length of wire hxgh m the alr haven t you? Well Bob IS just a llttle blt dlfferent He rzdes h1s Putt Putt on a wlre As for Helen Traylor the lnfamous Mrs Helen Wlnters she no longer has the yearn to travel and for adventure She was never satlsfxed 1n one place or doxng one thing so she marrxed Charles Wlnters a traveling salesman That wasnt so bad ln her notlon until she found out fand too late that he was sellmg Round the World Klddle Cars To make matters worse she dlscovered there was a 500 mlle demonstration wlth each sale Mr Wlnters also sells summer hats to Fall Brothers every year Helen truly has an eye for travel n . . , - 2 . . 1 . . . . . . 0 Q Q n --- . . . u I 4 0 Q s v 14 . . an . , Q 1 u 4 n a I , - I . I- - 9 - 1 1 Ll n . I I . 4 , . . n . 4. . n v 1 I ' ' . as . . 1. . . . .l . . , , v 1 . Q O . - . v , , n . . . . .I na . . . . . . . . . .4 u . . , . a J I' . . . 1 . . O n . Q J. r .4 -- n . - . . . . . . ' Q . 1 . . . . . . . I ' r ' -- . I ' 1 v . . . . I I I- 1 a 1 J 4 ll . . nv . . n 1 u Q tl n . . a

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CLASS PROPHECY fC0nt1nuedj I haven t seen Dlck Patesel for a long tlme but the other day I cut a cl1pp1ng out of the newspaper concermng h1m It seems Dxck went to Hawau to teach Baton Twlrlxng to some of the natlves You know how strange some of thelr customs are don t you? Well Dzck ate supper at one of the natlves houses one everung and by some mlx up belzef the father thought Dzck had 1ntent1ons of proposing marnage to h1s daughter The father was pretty large and Dzck s argument wasn t very convln clng so Dlck 15 now marned to a Hula Hula g1rl Bernelce Hart IS fxnally a school teacher It s hard to belleve 1sn t lt? She teaches the hfth grade and I hear she s just as popular wlth the kxds as she ever was Especially durlng Act1v1t1es Perlod because every day at that tune she reads a chapter of Forever Amber to them Bernelce told me the other day that she had recelved an offer to teach football at Notre Darne next year Of course I dldn t belleve her She told me later that she was only kzddmg me She had recelved the offer by mlstake The letter had been addressed to Mr Bernace Hart By the way the Semor glrls of 194-8 had an advantgge over you glrls of 58 If you remember the Semors of 48 graduated Leap Year Well Marge Fr1edr1ch really took advantage of th1s She proposed to a Mr., Thlslsrxskybuslness lmmedlately after she graduated Her husband was formerly the King of Lumberjacks He really made money and now Marge 15 putt1n It to good? ? ? use Marge also changed her hus band s name to Frledrlch Slnce that was Leap Year and she did the proposlng she clded he should go by her name Marge really takes a great mterest 1n h1m though She 15 now read1ng the book How To Ra1se A Hen Pecked Husband Martha Mutchler really hat the H1 Lltes She rapldly became an actress and slnger over mght It wasn t all luck e1ther although that had a lot to do w1th xt One evemng Martha went to a large party be1ng held for the Stars of Tomorrow There she met the most el1g1ble bachelor of Hollywood Howard Hughes It was love at flrst Slght Both of them fell madly m love They were marrled r1ght away and were d1 vorced about as qu1ck, Whenever Martha IS asked 1f she 15 marrled she lmmedlately replxes Oh' Now and then She s really happy now She s marned to the Jamtor of the theater Well I guess I ve been bragglng complauung and apologzzlng dmout long enough I do hope your class w1ll be as successful as ours Don t be disappointed lf your class doesn t turn out as good as ours though because everyone can t be born with a sllver spoon 1n thelr mouth Besxdes xt only happens to the best of people so I am sure you class w1ll be a success Good Luck'j Very truly yours .3 I Belleveme Thlstookalonglongtzme 1 . . . . . . . .. 1 1 1 1 . . 1 . 1 . . . . . .. . 1 . . 1 1 . Q . . . . ll . 11 ...- . . . . 1 . . 1 . ' 1 . , 1 . . . 1 . . . . . . . I1 ll 0 Q 0 . 1 . 4 , 1 . . . . , 0 Q u . . 11 11 . 11 II 1 ' ' 1 Cl ll o n 1 ' 1 . . . . . . . 1 fl . ' - , ,, O O . . 1 . 1 ' - I 0 1 u . 1 1 . de- . . . 1 1 Q , . 11 .. 11 ' s . 11 . . 11 . . - . 1 1 Y u 1 s . Q , J. . . 11 .1 1 , 1 . . q - . . . . . . . ' 1 n QQ Il I I Q 1 1 I . 1 1 . 1 . . . . . 1 1 ' . 1 . . . . 1 1 . . . , . Q , 1 . 1 , 1