Kewanna High School - Apache Warrior Yearbook (Kewanna, IN)

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C LASS PR OPI-IEC Y QC ontlnuedl john Enyeart used to dehver m1lk ln Kewanna He IS now l1v1ng m Washlngton D C As you have probably read ln the newspapers john was runnlng for Presldent of the Umted States last fall However he was forced to reslgn It seems the people dxdn t lxke the 1dea of hlm going home wlth the mxlkman every morn1ng john will do O K though I guess he has a chance of bemng a bookkeeper ln a tav I mean a buslness place on 5th Avenue Florence Guyer has really been flylng h1gh I m sure you ve all heard of her She s a famous Stunt Flyer She exhlbzts her talents all over the world She s known as Flossle The Flylng Demon to her admlrers You have to hand It to her she really knew what she was talklng about when she sald she was golng up IH the world Well Homer Geller IS st1ll the Presxdent of our class He s such a swell guy and so are his mlllxons dollars that IS He sure 1S advanclng fast He 15 the pres1dent v1ce preszdent secretary treasurer and manager of the K1llyourw1fefast Chemxcal Company In fact he owns the placel Homer s wlfe has had her face llfted so many txmes that when people see her ln a Depart ment Store they thlnk she 5 an elevator and start callxng Going Up Vlolet Murhllng 1S as you all know Mrs Dowhatyoucan IV After she graduated from Beauty School she earned her Degrees ln How To Wln Heads and Influence I lce It worked' She also fell for the tr1ck heads I win talls you lose That s also the way she not Mr Dowhatyoucan He s a cashxer at Vl016f S Exqmslte Salon on 10th Avenue That s located east of the stockyards I suppose by now you thlnk all ofthe alumm of 48 are dlstxngumshed and rlch Thls IS far from true Edwm Mlller IS now presldent of the P P P P P Perpetually Poor People s Poured out Pockets Assocxatxon for Poverty Paved Paupers Thls proves that Pausmg In the Process of Pologomy IS notProf1table I thxnk Edwm wxll have a place ln thls world though He s really got what lt takes and he IS really movlng along fast Especlally whenever a sherxff flnds him ln town Speakxng of Polagany and the like Bob Hubeny became frustrated because he couldn t have two wxves so he packed hls pockets thxs was all he had leftl and went to Salt I ake City to become a Moron er I mean Mormon After arrlvlng there he decided to 10111 the carnival He puts on a free act every mght except Sunday You ve heard of men rldlnfv bxkes over a long length of wire hxgh m the alr haven t you? Well Bob IS just a llttle blt dlfferent He rzdes h1s Putt Putt on a wlre As for Helen Traylor the lnfamous Mrs Helen Wlnters she no longer has the yearn to travel and for adventure She was never satlsfxed 1n one place or doxng one thing so she marrxed Charles Wlnters a traveling salesman That wasnt so bad ln her notlon until she found out fand too late that he was sellmg Round the World Klddle Cars To make matters worse she dlscovered there was a 500 mlle demonstration wlth each sale Mr Wlnters also sells summer hats to Fall Brothers every year Helen truly has an eye for travel n . . , - 2 . . 1 . . . . . . 0 Q Q n --- . . . u I 4 0 Q s v 14 . . an . , Q 1 u 4 n a I , - I . I- - 9 - 1 1 Ll n . I I . 4 , . . n . 4. . n v 1 I ' ' . as . . 1. . . . .l . . , , v 1 . Q O . - . v , , n . . . . .I na . . . . . . . . . .4 u . . , . a J I' . . . 1 . . O n . Q J. r .4 -- n . - . . . . . . ' Q . 1 . . . . . . . I ' r ' -- . I ' 1 v . . . . I I I- 1 a 1 J 4 ll . . nv . . n 1 u Q tl n . . a